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Thursday, April 26, 2012
Koi ni dhadkan na ame diwana bani gaya
Tu nathi to aa jagat Udas laage che
Punam ni raatoy mujne aamas laage che;
Anu Anu ma jagatna nihadu chu tane,
nayan ni kiki ma pan taaro vaas laage che
Ek Mangu Ne Be Male To Hu Su Karu
Ek Mangu Ne Be Male To Hu Su Karu..
Tu Kahe To Tari Mate CHAND-SITARA Todi Lavu
Pan Tu BAPORE Mage To Hu Su karu.
Prem kare ene jagat maaf nathi kartu,
Koi eni sathe insaf nathi kartu,
Loko prem ne paap kahe to 6e,
Pn kon evu 6e je aa paap nathi kartu
Sukh no suraj Sneh ni savar
Megh ni maher Prem ni pukar,
Dil ni dhadkan Mann ni muskan,
Khushio no khazano lai aavyu Soneri Suprabhat..
Dariya kinare betho 6u
Pawan nahi to pawan ni leher to aavse,
Hu ena prem ma padyo 6u,
E nahi to eni frnd to aavse.
Dur Rahine Pan Pase Rahevani
Yad Banine Ankho Mathi Vehvani mane Adat Che,
Pase Na Hova Chata Pase J Lagis Mane ehasas Banine Rehvani Adat Che.
Bolo nahi to chalse Mithi nazar
Haso nahi to chalse Dil ma rakho to bas che,
SMS karo k na karo tamari marji,
Tame aa SMS vancho a j bas che.
Meaning of noon
aftrnoon is good time to remember
good * *AFTERNOON*
*AFTERNOON*
,.*""-.,*,.-""*.,
a message frm my "HEART" a place where i keep gud frnds
like"u.wats up miss u so much
Dont luv some1who is beautiful,
MORAL: Dont luv some1who is beautiful, but luv t 1 who cn make Ur life beautiful..
Good afternoon m
$weet things are ea$y 2 buy,
$weet words are ea$y 2 $ay,
But $weet People like u,
are dificult 2 find...
May ur whole life b a$ swt as u...
$weet Good afternoon
The beauty of life iz next second.
Good afternoon.
That's real affection...
good afternoon
ISHQ ka dusra naam hai INTEZAR.
Bhar deta hai pathar k dil mei pyar,har 1 ko nahi milti zindagi ki yeh bahar,kyunki
ISHQ ka dusra naam hai INTEZAR.
GuD AfTeRnOOn
u.wats up miss u so much.
*AFTERNOON*
,.*""-.,*,.-""*.,
a message frm my "HEART" a place where i keep gud frnds
like"u.wats up miss u so much.
strongest person in the world
you will be the strongest person in the world"…
Good Afternoon.
mitaai nahi jati... Good Afternoon…
nahi jaati,
Hamsafar milne se dosti
mitaai nahi jati...
Good Afternoon…
Good afternoon my rose
MORAL: Dont luv some1who is beautiful, but luv t 1 who cn make Ur life beautiful..
Good afternoon my rose
Learn it! Good Afternoon!
Soooo Sweet .Good after noon
( , o )
( _.ki kar rahe ho ?
()". ."()
( ("") )
( /#_) Haye Rabba ! Meinu Yaad kar rahe ho!
Soooo Sweet .Good after noon
'-') Smiling (!.!) Crying
(!.!) Crying
(';') Angry
(':') Bored
('.') Proud
('o') Hungry
('?') Confuse
(-.-) Sleepy
I lik 2 accompny u in evry mood :-)
Good Afternoon
only liberty an inferior man
tamil jokes
10p selavu illama OORA suthana THANDASORU nu solranga
Enna ulagamba
Nan rojavai pola alaganavan illai Aanal en ‘IDAYAM’
Aanal en ‘IDAYAM’
Rojavaivida
Alaganadu
En theriuma?
Athil neeum un Natoum iruppathal
Varum Sanikalame Eravu Elu muppathukku Ungal SUN T.Vyil Hollywood Thirai padam: “CHILANTHI ANNACHI”(SPIDER MAN) appuram Sunday Hollywood Thirai padam: Ammachi thirumba vanthach(Mummy returns)
Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam. Aana adhala LOCAL call, STD call, ISD call, even MISSED call kooda panna mudiyathu!
Meen pidikiravana meenavan-nnu sollalam. Naai pidikiravana naaiavan- nnu solla mudiyuma?
School Testla Bit adikalam
Thel kottina valikkum… paambu kottina valikkum .. mudi kottina valikkuma? – Vazhukumae
Pongalukku Governmentla leaveu kudupanga… Ana Idly Dosaikku kudupangala?!
Man 1: Oru nimishathula 130 name solla mudiyuma? Man 2: Mudiyadhu, niye sollu… Man 1: 100mohmed, 9thara, 6mugam, 7malai, 5ali, and 3sha. kooti PARU KANAKU SARIA VARUM
Man 1: Oru nimishathula 130 name solla mudiyuma? Man 2: Mudiyadhu, niye sollu… Man 1: 100mohmed, 9thara, 6mugam, 7malai, 5ali, and 3sha. kooti PARU KANAKU SARIA VARUM
Sorry konja naala ennala sms
Kathal Enpadhu oviyam
Tuesday, March 20, 2012
Sir: Nee kanakkula puli'nu sonna
Student: Intha kanakkai oru puli kitta poi solli paarunga, athuvum ippadi thaan mulikkum.
Aayiram idhayangal nammai nesikka irundhalum
Natpil pirinthalum neasam Maraivathilai
Natpin Gunamum ondruthan.
poo vadinalum Vasam povathu Illai.
Natpil pirinthalum neasam Maraivathilai"
"That is friendship"
Sardar: Ada paavingala, paambu vandhaduku paambatiya
Sardar: Ada paavingala, paambu vandhaduku paambatiya yenda adichinga..
Oru sevidanin Kavithai:
Kavithai:
Ellorukkum Naan "Sevidanaaga" Therigiraen.,
Anaal
Enakku ellorum
"Oomaiyaaga"
Therigiraargal..!
Think positive.
R.T.O office'il Eluthapatta
"Urimam vendumendraal '8' podu..!
''Uyir vendumendraal Helm'8' podu...!
R.T.O office'il Eluthapatta
"Urimam vendumendraal '8' podu..!
''Uyir vendumendraal Helm'8' podu...!
unga paiyan ippadi niraya kudikiranea
Father: naan kettathuku Intha sarakku unakku othukkathu. Appadinu sollitaan
Santa: indha beerla niram illai
Banta: indha beerla suvai illai.
Santa: indha beerla thidam illai.
Waiter: goyyale! idhu soda daa...
Friday, March 16, 2012
sachins century
Add all numbers in groups of twos: 43+6+16+03+20+12=100 A perfect time and date for scoring a century by Sachin Tendulkar
Monday, March 12, 2012
Ex means
EX means: Thanks for the EXperience. Our time has EXpired. Now EXit my life.
Rahul gandhi election debacle
A serious advice for Rahul Gandhi after debacle in the UP Elections: "To Understand the misery and problems of the common man, you need to get married first."
Twitter joke
Life without you is like; Twitter without followers, Youtube without videos, FaceBook without Likes and Google with no results.
Saturday, March 10, 2012
What is a friend
Friend: Someone who is not attractive enough to be a suitable "date" material.
Breaking news
Breaking News: Rahul to Retire. BJP President: Wow, it's time to celebrate. Secretary: Sir, it's Rahul Dravid retiring from Test Cricket and not Rahul Gandhi from politics.
Funny xxx msg
Biggest mystery of Maths: 1000s of years passed; Millions of theorems solved; Crores of formulae invented; But still X is unknown! & XXX is well known!
Thursday, March 8, 2012
Festivals are founders of life
Festivals are founders of life and the Holi is the best exponent of it. So Enjoy the festival of colours with water. Happy Holi!
Holi is the day to express
Holi is the day to express love with colors. It is a time to show affection. All the colors that are on you are of love. Happy Holi, my sweetheart!
Celebrating holi
Congress: Celebrating Holi, the festival of colors is the best to forget the whitewash in UP and Goa!
Holi is a time to reach
Holi is a time to reach out with the colors of joy. It is the time to love and forgive. It is the time to express joy & happiness through different colours. Have a colourful Holi!
Colours act as sources
Colours act as sources of subtle energy when describing the 7 main Chakras of the body. Also referred to as 'auras', they vibrate around the body at certain frequencies projecting electromagnetic fields which can be translated into colours of the rainbow. Holi, the festival of colours resonates the importance of colours in our life. Have a colourful Holi!
Holi sms
RED-stimulates brain; ORANGE-the color of joy & wisdom; YELLOW-the color of emotions; GREEN-calms & balances the nervous system; BLUE-for calming & cooling our system; INDIGO-for healing; VIOLET-for cleansing, strengthening & awakening. May God showers you with all these colours on this Holi!
Sunday, February 26, 2012
What is the Colour of Frequency?
Ans: Purple
How?
Frequency=1/time
means 1/sec
1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal
Per Pal= PURPLE..!
PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)
So Sweet is ur SMILE, So Sweet is ur STYLE, So Sweet is ur VOICE, So Sweet is ur EYE, see .......how Sweetly I Lie.
The Madrasi said: I want to see the movie 'Heart is umbrella'. Which movie did he really want to see? Dil Chhata Hai.......
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds...... Open ur eyes ! Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 seconds in thinking of a fool.
God made Pepsi, God made whisky, God made me so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes and God made you... well everybody makes mistakes.
I saw u on road today. U were lukin so fine, ur face so divine, ur walk so perfect. My heart started singing a sweet song: Who Let The Dog Out!
May the fleas of thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.
I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner & say those three sweet words to you....Pay The Bill.
Q: Which boy has the permission to get into a girls' bathroom and touch her anywhere he likes? A: Lifebuoy.
When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!
Your smile can be compared to a flower, ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo, ur innocence to a child, but in stupidity u have no comparison you r the best.
If u want the latest MERCEDES BENZ on easy installments of 10 yrs without any down payment.......log onto our website: www.kutteapniaukatmeinrah.com.
Mom: Andy, where r u off to now? Son: I`m gonna join the army. Mom: But, legally u r only an infant. Son: That`s all right, I`m going to join the infantry.
Unlike others your brain is a masterpiece. In the left half, nothing is right and in the right half, nothing is left.
Sometimes when u cry, no 1 sees ur tears. Sometimes when u r worried, no 1 sees ur pain. Sometimes when u r happy, no 1 sees ur smile. But fart just once...
Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut... just think about ME!
Today, tommorow and yesterday there'll be one heart that would always beat for you. You know Whose? Your Own Stupid!
When u smile the world smiles with u. Wen u r down people'll rally behind u but when u fart u r alone coz people'll never stand by u!
This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn't even tell me? Animal Planet!
If u want success in life; be Sweet like Honey, Regular like Clock, Fresh like Rose, Soft like Tissue, Strong like Rock, Sure like Death & smart like ME.
Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it's simply because mental patient needs more care.
Q: What's the difference between gud & bad gals? A: Gud gals loosen a few buttons when its hot, bad gals make it hot by loosening a few buttons!
If I ever go for a brain transplant I'd like 2 use ur brain. It's not because u r a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.
Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito to her mother. Yes, but be aware, pay attention during the applause.
Q: Why do men fart more often than women? A: Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure.
A Guy picks up a girl for the date. Why are u wearing ur belt around ur knee.? Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn't let you touch me below my belt.
When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.
My goal is to be a failure! If I reach my goal, I'll be successful and if I don't reach my goal, I'll still be successful.
Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome you are, it is not your figure too, beauty is the inner self, so change your underwear daily.
Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain and that's where you get your shitty ideas from!
Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming 2 her husband, Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.
A young man asks a kind priest: Father is it a sin to sleep with a girl? Father: No my child but the problem is that u guys never sleep.
Can't believe that after all the shit that's happened between them, they are still together. Who? Ur bums.
Q: What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus? A: A Moti-vaiting.
Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never b complete without few sweets n nuts. Sweet like ME & nut like U.
Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, small people talk about others & legends never talk, they send SMS.
When u r down & no one is there, don't think of me. When u r crying & no one is there then too don't just think of me, call me up, my incoming is free.
A student writes a letter via telegram to his dad. It goes... No fun, send mon, your son! Dad write back saying...so sad, too bad, your dad!
Hi! Need one girl to marry... Age no bar, color no bar, height no bar, caste no bar, but girl's father must have his own bar...CHEERS
A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar vary samaart end gud lukeeng maik manee spallings meestaikes... vaat ees yorr opeeniun?
I hate it when people point to their wrists to ask for the time! I mean, seriously, do I point to my crotch when I need to go to a Restroom?
Every organisation is like a tree full of monkeys. Ones at the top can only see monkeys below them and ones at the bottom see only assholes above them.
Banta: How does an attorney sleep? Santa: First he lies on one side, and then he lies on the other.
What's the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you & torture is thinking of you too much.
I've written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star, you should know what you are, and once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.
The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?
I want you 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry Ii cry. U lauf I lauf. U jump out of the window... I look down &then... I lauf again
God thought that since he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.
Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do? A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.
Teacher: Write down how will you create a Binary Tree? Pappu: By sowing a binary seed.
Thursday, February 16, 2012
Arrichokes
Artichokes---Contain silymarin, an antioxidant that helps prevent skin cancer; also contain fiber to help control cholesterol.
Apricots
Apricots---Contains beta-carotene, which helps prevent free-radical damage and protect the eyes.
Apples
Apples---The pectin in apples increases satiety and therefore can help with weight loss; also a great source of vitamins and antioxidants.
Friday, February 10, 2012
My greatest fear
My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.
Sometime late at night
Sometimes, Late at night.. I rearrange traffic signs. People need to be challenged.
Saturday, January 21, 2012
stages of marriage
4 Stages of marriage: Mad for each other. Made for each other. Mad at each other. Mad bcoz of each other.
intelligent wife
An intelligent wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband can`t afford another women.
successful marriage
The successful marriage depends on one simple equation: Wife having Beauty Secrets and husband having Secret Beauties.
husband jokes
Husband: When I`m gone, you`ll never find another man like me. Wife: What makes you think I`d want another man like you!
u dont love me
Wife to husband: You don't love me at all. Husband points towards their 5 children and says, `Do you think I have downloaded them from Google`?
wife treats
My Wife treats me like GOD! She takes NO notice of my Existence till she wants Something.
little imperfection
Never criticize ur husband's faults. Remember it may have been these little imperfections that stopped him from getting a better wife.
wives often wonder
Wives often wonder why men drink so much! Well the answer is simple. If you're not going to make an effort to improve your appearance, someone has to!
relationship without trust
A relationship without trust is like a cellphone with no service. And what do you do with a cellphone with no service? You play games.
married life
Married life is so easy. It's just like a walk in the park. BUT the problem is: . .. ... that the park is Jurassic!
womens logic
Women's Logic: If he is not on FaceBook; He must be with that Bitch! . .. If he is on FB; He must be chatting with that Bitch!
husband and wife jokes
Two theories to argue with wife : 1. If she is right then be fair to her & keep quiet. 2. If she is wrong then be kind to yourself & keep quiet!