Koi ni dhadkan na ame diwana bani gaya

Koi ni dhadkan na ame diwana bani gaya, prem na aasu thi ame bhinjai gaya, koine kadar kyan chhe amari,ame to bas temni vaat jota sukai gaya

Tu nathi to aa jagat Udas laage che

Tu nathi to aa jagat Udas laage che,
Punam ni raatoy mujne aamas laage che;
Anu Anu ma jagatna nihadu chu tane,
nayan ni kiki ma pan taaro vaas laage che

Ek Mangu Ne Be Male To Hu Su Karu

Dil Na Lage To Hu Su Karu..
Ek Mangu Ne Be Male To Hu Su Karu..
Tu Kahe To Tari Mate CHAND-SITARA Todi Lavu
Pan Tu BAPORE Mage To Hu Su karu.

Prem kare ene jagat maaf nathi kartu,

Prem kare ene jagat maaf nathi kartu,
Koi eni sathe insaf nathi kartu,
Loko prem ne paap kahe to 6e,
Pn kon evu 6e je aa paap nathi kartu

Sukh no suraj Sneh ni savar

Sukh no suraj Sneh ni savar,
Megh ni maher Prem ni pukar,
Dil ni dhadkan Mann ni muskan,
Khushio no khazano lai aavyu Soneri Suprabhat..

Dariya kinare betho 6u

Dariya kinare betho 6u,
Pawan nahi to pawan ni leher to aavse,
Hu ena prem ma padyo 6u,
E nahi to eni frnd to aavse.

Dur Rahine Pan Pase Rahevani

Dur Rahine Pan Pase Rahevani Mane Adat Che,
Yad Banine Ankho Mathi Vehvani mane Adat Che,
Pase Na Hova Chata Pase J Lagis Mane ehasas Banine Rehvani Adat Che.

Bolo nahi to chalse Mithi nazar

Bolo nahi to chalse Mithi nazar bas che,
Haso nahi to chalse Dil ma rakho to bas che,

SMS karo k na karo tamari marji,
Tame aa SMS vancho a j bas che.

Meaning of noon

Meaning of noon is not just only middle of the day but it is the harder time to do anything in our life.So accross this noon happily Good Afternoon

aftrnoon is good time to remember

aftrnoon is good time to remember sweaT peoples so gud afternoon with a smile.

good * *AFTERNOON*

good *
*AFTERNOON*
,.*""-.,*,.-""*.,
a message frm my "HEART" a place where i keep gud frnds
like"u.wats up miss u so much

Dont luv some1who is beautiful,

Anybdy can love a rose but no 1 luvs a leaf that adds beauty 2 rose!
MORAL: Dont luv some1who is beautiful, but luv t 1 who cn make Ur life beautiful..
Good afternoon m

$weet things are ea$y 2 buy,

$weet things are ea$y 2 buy,
$weet words are ea$y 2 $ay,
But $weet People like u,
are dificult 2 find...
May ur whole life b a$ swt as u...
$weet Good afternoon

The beauty of life iz next second.

Life iz a magic... The beauty of life iz next second..... which hides thousands of secrets. I wish every second will be wonderful in ur life.
Good afternoon.

That's real affection...

When we see our beloved one after a long gap, we want to share many things but smile & silents are the first one we share. That's real affection...
good afternoon

ISHQ ka dusra naam hai INTEZAR.

ISHQ kar deta hai bekarar,
Bhar deta hai pathar k dil mei pyar,har 1 ko nahi milti zindagi ki yeh bahar,kyunki
ISHQ ka dusra naam hai INTEZAR.

GuD AfTeRnOOn

u.wats up miss u so much.

* good *
*AFTERNOON*
,.*""-.,*,.-""*.,
a message frm my "HEART" a place where i keep gud frnds
like"u.wats up miss u so much.

strongest person in the world

"When friendship is your greatest weakness ,
you will be the strongest person in the world"…
Good Afternoon.

mitaai nahi jati... Good Afternoon…

Manzil milne se dosti bhulaai
nahi jaati,
Hamsafar milne se dosti
mitaai nahi jati...
Good Afternoon…

Good afternoon my rose

Anybdy can love a rose but no 1 luvs a leaf that adds beauty 2 rose!
MORAL: Dont luv some1who is beautiful, but luv t 1 who cn make Ur life beautiful..
Good afternoon my rose

Learn it! Good Afternoon!

Learning history is so easy but making history is so difficult. Make a history of yourself and make others to learn it! Good Afternoon!

Soooo Sweet .Good after noon

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( , o )

( _.ki kar rahe ho ?



()". ."()

( ("") )

( /#_) Haye Rabba ! Meinu Yaad kar rahe ho!

Soooo Sweet .Good after noon

'-') Smiling (!.!) Crying

('-') Smiling
(!.!) Crying
(';') Angry
(':') Bored
('.') Proud
('o') Hungry
('?') Confuse
(-.-) Sleepy

I lik 2 accompny u in evry mood :-)
Good Afternoon

only liberty an inferior man

The only liberty an inferior man really cherishes is the liberty to quit work, stretch out in the sun, and scratch himself.

tamil jokes

1000, 2000 selavu panni OOTY, KODAIKANAL suthana TOUR NU solranga.
10p selavu illama OORA suthana THANDASORU nu solranga
Enna ulagamba

Nan rojavai pola alaganavan illai Aanal en ‘IDAYAM’

Nan rojavai pola alaganavan illai
Aanal en ‘IDAYAM’
Rojavaivida
Alaganadu
En theriuma?
Athil neeum un Natoum iruppathal
Varum Sanikalame Eravu Elu muppathukku Ungal SUN T.Vyil Hollywood Thirai padam: “CHILANTHI ANNACHI”(SPIDER MAN) appuram Sunday Hollywood Thirai padam: Ammachi thirumba vanthach(Mummy returns)
Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam. Aana adhala LOCAL call, STD call, ISD call, even MISSED call kooda panna mudiyathu!
Meen pidikiravana meenavan-nnu sollalam. Naai pidikiravana naaiavan- nnu solla mudiyuma?

School Testla Bit adikalam

School Testla Bit adikalam… College Testla Bit adikalam … Blood Testla Bit addika mudiyuma?
Thel kottina valikkum… paambu kottina valikkum .. mudi kottina valikkuma? – Vazhukumae
Pongalukku Governmentla leaveu kudupanga… Ana Idly Dosaikku kudupangala?!
Man 1: Oru nimishathula 130 name solla mudiyuma? Man 2: Mudiyadhu, niye sollu… Man 1: 100mohmed, 9thara, 6mugam, 7malai, 5ali, and 3sha. kooti PARU KANAKU SARIA VARUM
Man 1: Oru nimishathula 130 name solla mudiyuma? Man 2: Mudiyadhu, niye sollu… Man 1: 100mohmed, 9thara, 6mugam, 7malai, 5ali, and 3sha. kooti PARU KANAKU SARIA VARUM

Sorry konja naala ennala sms

Sorry konja naala ennala sms anuppa mudiyalla. b coz, advance-a feb-14 kku wantha letter ellam ippathan padichchi mudichchan; konjam tired athan…

Kathal Enpadhu oviyam

Kathal Enpadhu oviyam ponradhu, Varaya therinthavan Buthisaali, Varaya theriyathavan Athistasaali

Sir: Nee kanakkula puli'nu sonna

Sir: Nee kanakkula puli'nu sonna 4+4 evlo'na mulikira?
Student: Intha kanakkai oru puli kitta poi solli paarunga, athuvum ippadi thaan mulikkum.

Aayiram idhayangal nammai nesikka irundhalum

Aayiram idhayangal nammai nesikka irundhalum naam nesikum idhayathidam irundhu varum chinna sms kooda nammai adhigamaga sandhosa pada vaikkum.

Natpil pirinthalum neasam Maraivathilai

"Poovin Manamum,
Natpin Gunamum ondruthan.
poo vadinalum Vasam povathu Illai.
Natpil pirinthalum neasam Maraivathilai"
"That is friendship"

Sardar: Ada paavingala, paambu vandhaduku paambatiya

Man: Enga veetuku paambu vandhiduchu. Apram paampatiya kooptu adichom.
Sardar: Ada paavingala, paambu vandhaduku paambatiya yenda adichinga..

Oru sevidanin Kavithai:

Oru sevidanin
Kavithai:
Ellorukkum Naan "Sevidanaaga" Therigiraen.,
Anaal
Enakku ellorum
"Oomaiyaaga"
Therigiraargal..!
Think positive.

R.T.O office'il Eluthapatta

R.T.O office'il Eluthapatta oru vaasagam:
"Urimam vendumendraal '8' podu..!
''Uyir vendumendraal Helm'8' podu...!

R.T.O office'il Eluthapatta

R.T.O office'il Eluthapatta oru vaasagam:
"Urimam vendumendraal '8' podu..!
''Uyir vendumendraal Helm'8' podu...!

unga paiyan ippadi niraya kudikiranea

Teacher: unga paiyan ippadi niraya kudikiranea, neenga ketka koodatha?
Father: naan kettathuku Intha sarakku unakku othukkathu. Appadinu sollitaan

Santa: indha beerla niram illai

Santa: indha beerla niram illai.
Banta: indha beerla suvai illai.
Santa: indha beerla thidam illai.
Waiter: goyyale! idhu soda daa...

sachins century

Add all numbers in groups of twos: 43+6+16+03+20+12=100 A perfect time and date for scoring a century by Sachin Tendulkar

Ex means

EX means: Thanks for the EXperience. Our time has EXpired. Now EXit my life.

Rahul gandhi election debacle

A serious advice for Rahul Gandhi after debacle in the UP Elections: "To Understand the misery and problems of the common man, you need to get married first."

Twitter joke

Life without you is like; Twitter without followers, Youtube without videos, FaceBook without Likes and Google with no results.

What is a friend

Friend: Someone who is not attractive enough to be a suitable "date" material.

Breaking news

Breaking News: Rahul to Retire. BJP President: Wow, it's time to celebrate. Secretary: Sir, it's Rahul Dravid retiring from Test Cricket and not Rahul Gandhi from politics.

Funny xxx msg

Biggest mystery of Maths: 1000s of years passed; Millions of theorems solved; Crores of formulae invented; But still X is unknown! & XXX is well known!

Festivals are founders of life

Festivals are founders of life and the Holi is the best exponent of it. So Enjoy the festival of colours with water. Happy Holi!

Holi is the day to express

Holi is the day to express love with colors. It is a time to show affection. All the colors that are on you are of love. Happy Holi, my sweetheart!

Celebrating holi

Congress: Celebrating Holi, the festival of colors is the best to forget the whitewash in UP and Goa!

Holi is a time to reach

Holi is a time to reach out with the colors of joy. It is the time to love and forgive. It is the time to express joy & happiness through different colours. Have a colourful Holi!

Colours act as sources

Colours act as sources of subtle energy when describing the 7 main Chakras of the body. Also referred to as 'auras', they vibrate around the body at certain frequencies projecting electromagnetic fields which can be translated into colours of the rainbow. Holi, the festival of colours resonates the importance of colours in our life. Have a colourful Holi!

Holi sms

RED-stimulates brain; ORANGE-the color of joy & wisdom; YELLOW-the color of emotions; GREEN-calms & balances the nervous system; BLUE-for calming & cooling our system; INDIGO-for healing; VIOLET-for cleansing, strengthening & awakening. May God showers you with all these colours on this Holi!

What is the Colour of Frequency?

What is the Colour of Frequency?

Ans: Purple

How?

Frequency=1/time

means 1/sec

1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal

Per Pal= PURPLE..!

PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)

So Sweet is ur SMILE, So Sweet is ur STYLE, So Sweet is ur VOICE, So Sweet is ur EYE, see .......how Sweetly I Lie.

The Madrasi said: I want to see the movie 'Heart is umbrella'. Which movie did he really want to see? Dil Chhata Hai.......

Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds...... Open ur eyes ! Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 seconds in thinking of a fool.

God made Pepsi, God made whisky, God made me so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes and God made you... well everybody makes mistakes.

I saw u on road today. U were lukin so fine, ur face so divine, ur walk so perfect. My heart started singing a sweet song: Who Let The Dog Out!

May the fleas of thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.

I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner & say those three sweet words to you....Pay The Bill.

Q: Which boy has the permission to get into a girls' bathroom and touch her anywhere he likes? A: Lifebuoy.

When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!

Your smile can be compared to a flower, ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo, ur innocence to a child, but in stupidity u have no comparison you r the best.

If u want the latest MERCEDES BENZ on easy installments of 10 yrs without any down payment.......log onto our website: www.kutteapniaukatmeinrah.com.

Mom: Andy, where r u off to now? Son: I`m gonna join the army. Mom: But, legally u r only an infant. Son: That`s all right, I`m going to join the infantry.

Unlike others your brain is a masterpiece. In the left half, nothing is right and in the right half, nothing is left.

Sometimes when u cry, no 1 sees ur tears. Sometimes when u r worried, no 1 sees ur pain. Sometimes when u r happy, no 1 sees ur smile. But fart just once...

Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut... just think about ME!

Today, tommorow and yesterday there'll be one heart that would always beat for you. You know Whose? Your Own Stupid!

When u smile the world smiles with u. Wen u r down people'll rally behind u but when u fart u r alone coz people'll never stand by u!

This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn't even tell me? Animal Planet!

If u want success in life; be Sweet like Honey, Regular like Clock, Fresh like Rose, Soft like Tissue, Strong like Rock, Sure like Death & smart like ME.

Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it's simply because mental patient needs more care.

Q: What's the difference between gud & bad gals? A: Gud gals loosen a few buttons when its hot, bad gals make it hot by loosening a few buttons!

If I ever go for a brain transplant I'd like 2 use ur brain. It's not because u r a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.

Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito to her mother. Yes, but be aware, pay attention during the applause.

Q: Why do men fart more often than women? A: Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure.

A Guy picks up a girl for the date. Why are u wearing ur belt around ur knee.? Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn't let you touch me below my belt.

When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.

My goal is to be a failure! If I reach my goal, I'll be successful and if I don't reach my goal, I'll still be successful.

Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome you are, it is not your figure too, beauty is the inner self, so change your underwear daily.

Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain and that's where you get your shitty ideas from!

Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming 2 her husband, Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.

A young man asks a kind priest: Father is it a sin to sleep with a girl? Father: No my child but the problem is that u guys never sleep.

Can't believe that after all the shit that's happened between them, they are still together. Who? Ur bums.

Q: What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus? A: A Moti-vaiting.

Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never b complete without few sweets n nuts. Sweet like ME & nut like U.

Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, small people talk about others & legends never talk, they send SMS.

When u r down & no one is there, don't think of me. When u r crying & no one is there then too don't just think of me, call me up, my incoming is free.

A student writes a letter via telegram to his dad. It goes... No fun, send mon, your son! Dad write back saying...so sad, too bad, your dad!

Hi! Need one girl to marry... Age no bar, color no bar, height no bar, caste no bar, but girl's father must have his own bar...CHEERS

A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar vary samaart end gud lukeeng maik manee spallings meestaikes... vaat ees yorr opeeniun?

I hate it when people point to their wrists to ask for the time! I mean, seriously, do I point to my crotch when I need to go to a Restroom?

Every organisation is like a tree full of monkeys. Ones at the top can only see monkeys below them and ones at the bottom see only assholes above them.

Banta: How does an attorney sleep? Santa: First he lies on one side, and then he lies on the other.

What's the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you & torture is thinking of you too much.

I've written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star, you should know what you are, and once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.

The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?

I want you 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry Ii cry. U lauf I lauf. U jump out of the window... I look down &then... I lauf again

God thought that since he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.

Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do? A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.

Teacher: Write down how will you create a Binary Tree? Pappu: By sowing a binary seed.

Arrichokes

Artichokes---Contain silymarin, an antioxidant that helps prevent skin cancer; also contain fiber to help control cholesterol.

Apricots

Apricots---Contains beta-carotene, which helps prevent free-radical damage and protect the eyes.

Apples

Apples---The pectin in apples increases satiety and therefore can help with weight loss; also a great source of vitamins and antioxidants.

My greatest fear

My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.

Scratch here

Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal today’s status.

Insert coin to view

Insert coin to view my status message.

Sometime late at night

Sometimes, Late at night.. I rearrange traffic signs. People need to be challenged.

Dance like no one

Dance like no one’s going to put it on YouTube!

Cut here

Cut here —————–✄—————— to reveal today’s status.

stages of marriage

4 Stages of marriage: Mad for each other. Made for each other. Mad at each other. Mad bcoz of each other.

intelligent wife

An intelligent wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband can`t afford another women.

successful marriage

The successful marriage depends on one simple equation: Wife having Beauty Secrets and husband having Secret Beauties.

husband jokes

Husband: When I`m gone, you`ll never find another man like me. Wife: What makes you think I`d want another man like you!

u dont love me

Wife to husband: You don't love me at all. Husband points towards their 5 children and says, `Do you think I have downloaded them from Google`?

wife treats

My Wife treats me like GOD! She takes NO notice of my Existence till she wants Something.

little imperfection

Never criticize ur husband's faults. Remember it may have been these little imperfections that stopped him from getting a better wife.

wives often wonder

Wives often wonder why men drink so much! Well the answer is simple. If you're not going to make an effort to improve your appearance, someone has to!

relationship without trust

A relationship without trust is like a cellphone with no service. And what do you do with a cellphone with no service? You play games.

married life

Married life is so easy. It's just like a walk in the park. BUT the problem is: . .. ... that the park is Jurassic!

womens logic

Women's Logic: If he is not on FaceBook; He must be with that Bitch! . .. If he is on FB; He must be chatting with that Bitch!

husband and wife jokes

Two theories to argue with wife : 1. If she is right then be fair to her & keep quiet. 2. If she is wrong then be kind to yourself & keep quiet!