Sardar1: "Enakku sugar illaiyaam"

Sardar1: "Enakku sugar illaiyaam"
Sardar2: Doctor sonnara?
Nurse sonnangala?
Sardar1: Illa
"Ration kadaikarar sonnaar".. :D

Kann chimittaamal Unnai paarkka

Kavithai:
"Kann chimittaamal Unnai paarkka
Aasai pattean..!
Aanaal ippothu
kann chimittum Nearamaavathu
Unnai paarkka
Aasai padugirean"
I Miss U

Mudiyaathu nu solravan

Mudiyaathu nu solravan
"MUTTAL"
Mudiyumnu solravan thaan
"BUDDHISAALI"
Ippo sollunga
Enakku Top-up panna
MUDIYUMAA?
MUDIYAATHAA?
Sollunga

Top-up pottu SMS anuppum, Nanbanai Nambu...

Super punch
Top-up pottu SMS anuppum, Nanbanai Nambu...
Make-up pottu missed call kodukkum, pennai Nambaathae..
Be careful.! :-D

Director: Sir.. Indha padathula, Neenga panni meikkireenga

Director: Sir.. Indha padathula, Neenga panni meikkireenga
Actor: En image kettu poyidumey!
Director: Aiyo.. Idhaiyaedhan, Panniyum solluchu.

Kasapaana Anubavangal illai Endraal

Kasapaana Anubavangal illai Endraal,
Inippaana Vazhkkaiyai
Naam Unara Mudiyaathu.
.
.
.
So
.
Udane
.
.
.
2 paavakai vaangi sapidunga!

'N' for "Nambikai"

"NATPU"
'N' for "Nambikai"
'A' for
"Anbu"
'T' for "Thiyagam"
'P' for
"Paasam"
'U' for
"Unmai"
SO I LIKE YOUR
NATPU..

Iravum Pakalum Irukum varai un

Iravum Pakalum Irukum varai un
Kanavum ninaivum marayathu
Yen udalum
Uyirum irukum
Varai naam natpu Yendrum marayaathu.

Wife: Palli vilum palan paakuraen.

Husband: Calendarla enna paakura?
Wife: Palli vilum palan paakuraen.
Husband: Enga vilunthathu?
Wife: Neenga saapitta saambarla.
Husband: ???

Leave illaatha day enna theriyuma.?

Today's Mokkai:
Leave illaatha day enna theriyuma.?
Working day..!
Kova
padakoodathu.
Neengalum yosinga..
Nobel prize vaangalaam.

Kuraikkira Naayi Kadikkaadhu!

2day's Kadi:
Kuraikkira Naayi Kadikkaadhu!
Yean Theriyumaa?
romba yosikkaadhey
2 vealaiyaiyum
Orey nearathula
adhaala seiyya mudiyathu

Oru Ponnu Bus'la Seat Irunthum Ukkaravae illa Why???

Mokkai:
Oru Ponnu Bus'la Seat Irunthum Ukkaravae illa Why???
Yaenna,
Antha Ponnu Name,
'Amaraa'vathi..!
Don't cry free msg na ippadidhan.

American: Enakku oru room fulla thangam vaenum.

American: Enakku oru room fulla thangam vaenum.
Russian: Enaku oru room fulla vairam vaenum.
Tamilan: Enaku antha irandu kadavukum saavi vaenum.

Forward this to all Indians..

Forward this to all Indians..
There is only 1411 tigers left in India. So please stop eating
"Puli Soru"..
Its ok.. Wipe ur tears.
I understand.

Patient: Doctor en wife tholla thaanga mudiyala edhavadhu Treatment panna mudiyuma?

Patient: Doctor en wife tholla thaanga mudiyala edhavadhu Treatment panna mudiyuma?
Dr: Adhu therinja naan yaen 24 hours hospital vachirukaen..

Unnai naeril Paarkka Mudiyavillai Endralum,

Unnai naeril Paarkka Mudiyavillai Endralum,
En uyir ullavarai unnai,
"Discovery"
Channel illaavathu paarthu kondu iruppaen.
Ha ha Ha!

Oru Kulanthaiyin Sirippil "Dheivatthai"

Oru
Kulanthaiyin
Sirippil "Dheivatthai"
Paarkkalaam..
Athukaaga
"Call Panni"
Enna Sirikka Solli
Tholla
Panna Koodathu.! ok!..ok!..

Friends illana jolly illa,

Friends illana jolly illa,
Music illana song illa,
Kaatru illana uyir illa,
Neenga illana?
Ada ponga
DISCOVERY channel ae illa..
Ha Ha Ha!

"Idhayam varai nambikai irunthaal.,

"Idhayam varai nambikai irunthaal.,
Imayam varai saathikka mudium..!"
So be Confident.!

Lady 1: Evvalavu naeram make up pottu waste aahittu.

Lady 1: Evvalavu naeram make up pottu waste aahittu.
Lady 2: Enna?
Lady 1: X-ray la full'aam black a irukku..
-
*Dont use or Burn Plastic*

Behind every successful student there is one good teacher

Behind every successful student there is one good teacher.
But what about failed student?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
there is a Beautiful teacher..

Today Punch: Copper wirela connection kodutha adhu "Minsaram"

Today Punch:
Copper wirela connection kodutha adhu "Minsaram"
Manja kayirula connection kodutha adhu "Samsaram"

Avalai naan naesikka villai, Suvaasikiraen...!

Avalai naan naesikka villai, Suvaasikiraen...!
Vazhthu solla aval
en vazhkkail vanthaval alla...!
Vazhkkayai thanthaval...!
Thats ''Mother''

Soldier: Mannar nalam!

Soldier: Mannar nalam!
Nalamariya aavalnu seythi anupchathukku ethir naattu mannan kalam kalamariya aavalnu message senjurukkaan..

Roja poo sonna thathuvam:

Roja poo sonna thathuvam:
kaathalika theriyatha pennin koonthalil irupathai vida, kaathalithu thotra aanin kallarayil irupathu melanathu endru..

Staff1: Manager en ellaaraiyum muttaalnu thittaraaru?

Staff1: Manager en ellaaraiyum muttaalnu thittaraaru?
Staff2: Nallaa paaru avar kannaadiya paaththu kaththaraaru..
*Follow Road Rules*

Father: Padikara vayasula unakku yaen da mobile vaenum?

Father: Padikara vayasula unakku yaen da mobile vaenum?
Son: Sari appo na padikala.
Mobile vaangi kudunga..

Friendship not just a word..

Friendship not
just a word...
not
merely a
relationship...
its a
silent promise
which says...
"I will be
with U
forever".

Naalu 'T' irukkura vaarthai enna?

Mokkai:
Oru 'G'
Naalu 'T'
irukkura vaarthai enna?
Theriyalaya?
Ans:"Originality" Ayyo Ayyo.
English knowledge ah develop pannunga pa..

5 main Reason 4 i Lik u coz

5 main Reason 4 i Lik u coz
5-u r smile
4-u r frank
3-u r jolly type
2-u r beauty
1-Naan poi solraenu therinjum padikura ungaloda nalla manasu.

Unnoda mobila Enna problem, Un Numberku try pannina..

Unnoda mobila Enna problem, Un Numberku try pannina..
"Welcome to Mental Hospital"
"LOOSE IS BUSY" nu solludhu.
Ennamo po....

Teacher: unmaikkum, comedikkum enna vithiyasam?

Teacher: unmaikkum, comedikkum enna vithiyasam?
Student: unga ponnu beauty enbathu unmai.. Athu unga ponnu enbadhu comedy..!
Teacher: ..???

Busla namma Brake dance aadina"JOLLY"nu artham!

Busla namma Brake dance aadina"JOLLY"nu artham!
But busoda "Brake" Dance aadina naama "GAALY"nu artham!
By- Break vidamal yosipor sangam..

Thirumbi Thirumbi Paarka vaithathu, Thirumbaatha avalin Mugam.

Kavithai:
Thirumbi Thirumbi Paarka vaithathu, Thirumbaatha avalin Mugam.
But,
Aval Thirumbiyathum maariyadhu En Mugam.
Bcoz,
Sappa Figure Machi

Cricket-la ball adicha century..

Kanna...
Cricket-la ball adicha century..
Antha ball unna adicha injury..
Paayasathula podurathu munthiri..
Innuma toongura adi chi enthiri.

Police: Binladena pudicha 5 lakhs prize.

Police: Binladena pudicha 5 lakhs prize.
Sardar: Enakku prize kudunga.
Police: why?
Sardar: Enakku Binladena romba pudichuruku

Friends ALL THE BEST

Friends ALL THE BEST to those who going to face the +2 public examination on 1st March.
&
Happy
Meelad-un-Nabi

Sardar1: Thannila irunthu yaen minsaaram edukkuranga?

Sardar1: Thannila irunthu yaen minsaaram edukkuranga?
Sardar2: Loosu appadi edukalanna kulikkum poathu shock adichirum.!

Vadivel: Intha oorla saapaadu enga vikkum

Vadivel: Intha oorla saapaadu enga vikkum..?
Paarthipan: Intha oorla mattum illa entha oorla saaptaalum thondaila thaan vikkum.

I’m A Lonely Road Of Broken Dreams

I’m A Lonely Road Of
Broken Dreams

Its A Boulevard That
I’m Searching For

These Stars Are All
So Dull

Its The Moon That I’m
Searching For

Happiness Is So Angry
At Me

Its Life That I’m
Searching For

There Is A Crowd
Around Me At All Times

Its a Friend That I’m
Searching For

My Life Is Just Like
Path

Its A Destination That
I’m Searching For

Don’t Know What Is It
That I’ve Lost

May Be Its ‘ME’ That
I’m Searching For !!

God in heaven,

God in heaven,
God above
please protect the one i love,
sent with a smile,
sealed with a kiss,
i love the one who is reading this

A stranger you were once

A stranger you were once.
Then, with a gentle look you took my hand.
As our lives engaged,
you lit my life and I held both your hands.
Now that decades have passed,

Every time I look into your eyes

Every time I look into your eyes
I feel like being in there

Every time I listen to your voice
I feel like listening to more

Every time I take your name
I feel the love towards you

I came across many challenges

In the path of life
I came across many challenges
When I remembered my goals
Challenges became moral
Moral towards growth

Love is in air

Love is in air
Dreams are in mind
You are in my eyes
And heart is in my hand

Comeback,o,divine light

Comeback,o,divine light
to the soul of this world
deep in to the human heart
and light the lamp of love

There are so many memories.

When I think of you
I instantly smile
With that smile
There are so many memories.

There is something about you
that is not replaceable
for no one could fill
the void you would leave

Sunshine was never the same

Sunshine was never the same
Feelings were never easy
Memories are all I have
Residing in my heart as an album

Each day passes by
With memories of yesterday
Not wanting to accept
Bitter truth that you are gone

He clasps the crag with crooked hands

He clasps the crag with crooked hands;
Close to the sun in lonely lands,
Ringed with the azure world, he stands.

The wrinkled sea beneath him crawls;
He watches from his mountain walls,
And like a thunderbolt he falls.

Teacher: Mudhal maasam january

Teacher: Mudhal maasam january!
Rendavathu maasam Febuary!
Pathavathu maasam enna?
Student: Delivery teacher..

Difference between Friend & Wife

Difference between Friend & Wife
U can Tell ur Friend
"U r my Best Friend"
But
Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
"U r my Best Wife?"

Enna andha ASAL padam paaka kootam

Enna andha ASAL padam paaka kootam?
Man2:AJITH Padam paakka evano oruthan ticket reserve panni irundhan, avana paakka ivvalavu kootam..

Kavidhi Enbadhu Pesum Oviyam..

Kavidhi Enbadhu Pesum Oviyam...
Ennai Pola...! Oviyam Enbhadhu Pesadha Kavidhai..
En photo Pola...!
No No porama kudathu....

Attraction

* Attraction
Happens
Anytime
* Love
Happens
Sumtime
* Marriage
Happens
1time.
* Friendship
Happens
Lifetime

"water"na Kudi

"water"na Kudi
"School"na Padi
"Strike"na kal Adi
"College"na Cut Adi
"Theatr"na Visil Adi
"problem"na Intha Friendku Phone Adi

Weapons in the World

The 2 Dangerous
Weapons in the World
Other Than Nuclear Bombs are:
1. A Girl's Smile
&
2. A Girl's Tear.
Both can Make a Man to Do Anything

i ever wanted in life was ur love which i never got..

I do not need the sun,
I do not need the moon,
I do not need the stars
all i ever wanted in life was ur love which i never got..

Mazhaikum veyilkum enna difference

Mazhaikum
veyilkum enna difference. . .?
1
2
3
4
Ans:
mazhaiyil shreya dance aaduva. . .
Veyilil Bhavana dance aaduva

Teeth said to Tongue

Teeth said to Tongue:'If i just press u little,u'll get cut.'
Tongue replied:"If i misuse one word against some1, den all 32 of u will come out.

Life la rendu visayam

Life la rendu visayam eppa varumnu namakey theriyadhu
Athan namkey theriyathu nu sonnain la apram enna lottu lottu nu amikittu..

U act like a grandpa giving lecture

If u scold her she says "U act like a grandpa giving lecture".
If she scolds u she says "Da, its because I care".
-
Thanks for ur wishes..

Friendship is not a word

Friendship is not a word, Not merely a relationship, It's a silent promise which says
"I was"
"I am"
&
"I will be" with u 4ever & every moment.

Special Friend is Like a Rare Flower

A Special Friend is Like a Rare Flower. It Does Not Bloom Every Where, But Where it Does it Brings a Smile Every Time.

Yenga namakku kalyaanam panni vacha iyyar setthu poyttaaram..

Wife: Yenga namakku kalyaanam panni vacha iyyar setthu poyttaaram..
Husband: Senja paavam summa viduma???

India Navy kum Indian Army kum

India Navy kum
Indian Army kum enna different theriyuma?
Sorry Raanuva Ragasiyatha veliya sollakudathu..
Jai Hind!!

Father: Ennada Testla zero mark vaanki irukka?

Father: Ennada Testla zero mark vaanki irukka?
Son: Athu zero illappa naan nalla padichenu teacher "O" pottanga

Kutti kutti fights

Feeling of Love
+
Moment of caring
+
Small small sharing
+
Kutti kutti fights
+
To be together in pains, Creates the wonder called
"FRIENDSHIP"

MAATTU PONGAL SMS

Nambikkaiyodu Iru, Unakendru oru Naal varum, Athai ulagam Kondadum. Andha naal viraivil varum. Andha naalthan?
"MAATTU PONGAL"
WISHES TO

Ship captain:

Ship captain:
Karai theriyudhu!
Karai theriyudhu!
British Man: Surf excel podunga andha karai, indha karai endha karainaalum poidum..

Friendship is about 3 important thing.

Friendship is about 3 important thing.
1.WIN
2.LOSS
3.SHARE
Winning the sweet heart,
Lossing the ego &
Sharing the Joy and pain.

*PONGAL* Nal Vaalthukkal.

Thendral Veesa
Nilavu Paada
Kaarmugil Soola
Ullangal Magila
En iniya Thiththikkum
*PONGAL*
Nal Vaalthukkal.

Sardar: Hello yaar paesurathu

Sardar: Hello yaar paesurathu...?
Lady: Naan Chellamma paesurain...
Sardar: Naan mattum kovamma paesurain...
Lady: ???

A Friendly Friend Gives "LOVE "

A Friendly Friend Gives "LOVE "..
A Good Friend Gives "Protection "..
A Best Friend Gives "LIFE"..
But A Real Friend Gives "HEART"

Doctor:Unga kidney fail aayidichu

Doctor:Unga kidney fail aayidichu.!
Sardar: Enna Kodumai doctor ithu.?
Naan en kidneya padikkavey vaikka illa, athu eppadi fail agum?
Doctor:??

Man1: Thottathukellam en Wife kovapadara! Machi.

Man1: Thottathukellam en Wife kovapadara! Machi.
Man2: Appadi Yetha Thotta..?
Man1: Avalooda SISTERa..

"VILIPPOM"

"VILIPPOM"
endra nambikayil thoonguvadhai vida..
Naalaikavathu "KULIPPOM" endra lachiyathodu thoongu..

Kaathirupadhu Kangal Mattum Alla Idhayamum Thaan

Kaathirupadhu Kangal Mattum Alla Idhayamum Thaan...!
Kangal UN Mugaththai Thedi...!
Idhayam UN anbai Thedi...
-
"Happy Valentines Day"

Ulaga athisayangalil

Ulaga athisayangalil best yethu yendral Engo piranthu engo valarntha nammai saerthu vaikum natpai vida vaeru yenna irukka mudium.

Unnudan paesa mudiyatha nearathil.

Unnudan paesa mudiyatha nearathil...
Ninaithu kolvaen, naan oomai endru..!
Vera vazhi, Balance illa nu yeppadi solrathu??

Idea Presents

Idea Presents
MEGA offer
!dea to !dea
!dea to AIRTEL
!dea to BSNL
Completely free
-
-
-
-
-
-
For Missed Calls only.
What an !dea?

"LOVE JOKE"

"LOVE JOKE"
Boy: Kaathal vanthaal solli anupu.
Girl: Poda loosu Kalyaname vanthuruchi..!
Inthaa invitation...! Uyirodu irunthal moi anupu..cool!

Soda ooththi Kudinga..

Raw kudichchavanum
Raa Pagala padichchavanum
Nalla Vazhndhadha
Sariththiram illa...
So
Alava Padinga
Soda ooththi Kudinga..

Lady1:Unga koonthal romba neelama irukae eppadi?

Lady1:Unga koonthal romba neelama irukae eppadi?
Lady2:Morng Shampoo, eveng soapu poaduvaen.
L1:Appoum Nightku?
L2: Kalati aanila maatiduvaen.

"ITHAYAMAE".

Unnai naan paarthathum illai.. Yennai nee paarkavum illai.. Pinbhu yetharkkaha naan vaala nee thudikkindrai --"ITHAYAMAE"..

Most Award Winning Dialogues.

Most Award Winning Dialogues.
Do or Die
-Gandhiji
Unnal mudiyum thambi
-Bharathi
Varaadha padippa
vaa vaa na..
epadi varum.?
-Dhanush..

Kutty Monkey: Appa namma yaen ivlavu asingama irukurom.?

Kutty Monkey: Appa namma yaen ivlavu asingama irukurom.?
Daddy Monkey: Dont worry chellam.!
Intha sms padikra Aala vida nee alahaga thaan iruka.

LOVERS JOKE

LOVERS JOKE
Boy: Naama 2 perum modhiram mathikalama?
Girl: Vaendam!
Boy: Yaen?
Girl: Un modhiram 2 gram! En modhiram 4 gram..

Professer: Yenda, 1st year la antha ponnoda suththuna..

Professer: Yenda, 1st year la antha ponnoda suththuna..
2nd year la intha ponnoda suththura..?
Boy: Syllabus maaripochu sir:.....!!

"Manasu" irunthal varuvaen endrathu "KAATHAL".!

"Manasu" irunthal varuvaen endrathu "KAATHAL".!
"Panam" irunthaal varuvaen endrathu "SONTHAM".!
"Ethuvum vendam" Naan irukiraen endrathu "NATPU"

Sardar: Yaenda enna aachu soagama irukka.?

Sardar: Yaenda enna aachu soagama irukka.?
Friend: Evano pootta udachu
50,000/- a thiruditaan..
Sardar: Edhuku da poottukulla 50,000/-a vecha.?

Sardar1: There is a Hole in Our Boat. Water is Flowing In.

Sardar1: There is a Hole in Our Boat. Water is Flowing In.
What can we Do?
Sardar2:Fool! Put Another Hole,Water will Flow Out...

Man 1: "Tonic" sappidum pothu room kadhavai yaen close pandre!

Man 1: "Tonic" sappidum pothu room kadhavai yaen close pandre!
Man 2: Doctorthan "arai moodi" tonic kudikka sonnar ! athan....

Unmaiya Sollu Night Nee Engae Irundha?

Unmaiya Sollu Night Nee Engae Irundha?
Naan Unakku Phone Pannapa, "CUSTOMER BUSY" nu Oru Ponnu Solluche.
Ithellam Nallaava Iruku?

Poa ambu poa enakku msg anupaadavanga heartla poai kuthu

Poa ambu poa enakku msg anupaadavanga heartla poai kuthu. Yaen thirumbi vandhuta? Sorry boss avanga Heartla neenga Irukkinga..

Wife to Husband: Ennangga

Wife to Husband: Ennangga Unga ammavai enna adikkumpothu Chemical weapons use panna vaentaamnu sollungga!!

Road has speed

Road has speed
limit.
Bank has money
limit.
Exam has Time
limit.
Building has hight
limit.
But our friendship has
No limit..

News: Indian player lost gold in long jump..

News: Indian player lost gold in long jump.. Sardar: He deserves it to be lost.. Who told him to wear gold while going for long jump...

Sardar breaks an egg for omlet..

Sardar breaks an egg for omlet..
The egg was empty.
Sardar: Oh,my god.. New generation hens also started to do abortion!! What a crazy world!

Namma rendu paerla smart yaaru?

Namma rendu paerla smart yaaru?
Guess..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Naan guess thaan panna sonnaen press panna sollaiai
Ippa theriyutha SMART yaarunnu...

Padichavanukku Aayiram kavalai exam la enna question varumnu?

Padichavanukku Aayiram kavalai exam la enna question varumnu?
Aana padikathavanukku orai kavalai enna exam nu!
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No.1 Tamil sms channel..

Frnd1:Bankla loan pottu bike vanginen, due kattalannu bikea thookitu poyitanga

Frnd1:Bankla loan pottu bike vanginen, due kattalannu bikea thookitu poyitanga
Frnd2: Ayyo,ithu therinjierudha nan kalyanathuku loan potirupaen

Santa: What kind of a wife do u want?

Santa: What kind of a wife do u want?
Pappu: Exactly like moon; which appears in the night and disappears in morning..

White house ku paint adicha yenna aagum??

White house ku paint adicha yenna aagum??
.
.
.
.
.
thinking??
.
.
Neraiya Selavu aagum..!!
sandhoshamaa.?? Poa Poi velaiyaa paaru..!

Kaadhali: Anbe enakku saapidum

Kaadhali: Anbe enakku saapidum podhellam un ninaivu dhaan!!
Kaadhalan: appadiya!!! enakku kai kazhuvum podhellam un ninaivu dhaan!!

Santa wins 20cr from lottery ticket.

Santa wins 20cr from lottery ticket.
Banta Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Santa:
Give me 20cr or else return my 20rs back..

Doctor: Unga Odambula 18 thaiyal poda

Doctor: Unga Odambula 18 thaiyal poda vendiyathu irukkum.
Sardar: podrathu thaan podaringa..
Embroiding designla poo mathiri podunga..
Dr: .??

Water maela nee pona

Dialogue:
Water maela nee pona
"Ullasam"....!
Aana boat maela water pona
"Kailasam"...!

Teacher: Tell me a word that must consist of 100 letters

Teacher: Tell me a word that must consist of 100 letters.
.
.
.
.
.
Santa: POST-BOX
.
Teacher:.????

I hav no diamonds 2 give u,

I hav no diamonds 2 give u,
I hav no pearl 2 give u,
I hav nothing 2 give u,
But
I have 2 nice little words to give u.
That is Just
"TAKE CARE"

Naanga yaara venum naalum kalyanam pannippom.

Girls Love Policy:
Naanga yaara venum naalum kalyanam pannippom.
Sanjay Ramaswamy'ya irundhalum sari,
Mechanic Murugan'na irundhalum sari.
Aana kalyanam mattum Sanjay Ramaswamy'a mattum dhan pannippom.
Aana paarungalaen, neenga Sanjay Ramaswamy'a irundhalum sari,
Mechanic Murugan'a irundhalum sari,
Kadaisiyila neenga aaga poradhu mental dhan!

Cinema Kadhal Reeluda

Cinema Kadhal Reeluda
Serial Kadhal Bore Da...
Athellam Manal veeduda
Original Nee Theduda.

Heartbeat Egurum...

Heartbeat Egurum...
Vaarthai Ellam Kularum...
Kadhal Vantha Nee Patientu
Kalyanamthanda Athuku Treatmentu!

Man: Swamiji ulagam en ipdi suthudhu…?

Man: Swamiji ulagam en ipdi suthudhu…?
Swamiji: oru quarter thanni adichaa manushanae suthum boadhu,
3 quarter thanni irukura ulagam en sutha koodadhu?

Wife: Yenga ippadiye naan samachi potta enakku enna kidaikkum?

Wife: Yenga ippadiye naan samachi potta enakku enna kidaikkum?
Husband: Ennoda LIC panam Seekkaram kidaikkum.

One day Santa bought a “kaadhal” film vcd and kept in the fridge; you know why

One day Santa bought a “kaadhal” film vcd and kept in the fridge; you know why?
Because he wanted to see “jillunu oru kadhal” film.

Sila SMS Jokes konjam kadi 'ya dhan irukkum, konjam poruthukkonga.

Sila SMS Jokes konjam kadi 'ya dhan irukkum, konjam poruthukkonga.
Kaadhal Vs Natpu SMS
Kaadhal enbadhu Aayaa sutta Vada maadiri., Kaakaa thookitu poidum!!
Natpu enbadhu Aayaa maadiri., Evanum thooka maataan!!

Teacher : Mudhal masam january !

Teacher : Mudhal masam january !
rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?
Student: Delivary teacher.

Athigama “Makeup” podura ponnum.

Super Punch:
Athigama “Makeup” podura ponnum..
Romba nala tea kadaila thongra
“BANNUM” nalla irundhatha
sarithirame illay.

Figuroda 'beach' manal la veedu katti vilaiyadiyathoda arumai,

Figuroda 'beach' manal la veedu katti vilaiyadiyathoda arumai,
Figuroda Annan 'ROUNDu KATTI adikkum podhu than theriyum

exam sms sangam

exam sms sangam
Rawva kudichavanum...
Ra pagala padichavanum
nalla irundhadha
sarithirame illa!
By - EXAM YELUDHI IDINJU PONOR SANGAM!

What Is The Diff B/W Understand & Misunderstand

What Is The Diff B/W Understand & Misunderstand.?
Friend Figure Aachuna Athu Understand!
Figure Friend Aachuna Athu Misunderstand..!

January 14'kkum Februavary 14'kkum yenna vidyasam

January 14'kkum Februavary 14'kkum yenna vidyasam?
Oru ponnu Pongal kodutha adhu Jan-14
Adhey ponnu HALWA kodutha, adhu Feb-14

Bug kandupudipathai oruthal avar naana

Bug kandupudipathai oruthal avar naana DeBug seidhuvidal...
COPY PASTE seidhu vazhvaare vazhvoar, mattavarellam CODING seidhu saavaar.
Emmozhi marandhaaarkum JOB undaam, JOB illai C i Marandhavarkku
CHAT-tinil YAHOO, chat seiga illayel CHAT-in CHATaamai nandru

Mumtaz'in nyabagarthama

Mumtaz'in nyabagarthama Shah Jahan Taj Mahal'ai kattinaaru,
Mutta payal, naana irundha ava thangachiyai katti iruppaen.

Stunt Master'rai kalyaanam

Stunt Master'rai kalyaanam pannadhu thappa poyidhucchu.
Aen?
Veetukku varum bodhu kannadi jannalai yellam odhaichi-kittu varaaru

Ennai kulanthaiyaai kande unaku

Ennai kulanthaiyaai kande unaku,
unnai kulanthaiyaai paarthe naal indru,
kolgal anaithum puviyai sutriya naal indru,
malargal menmaiyei unarthe naal indru,
unadhu PIRANTHE NAAL

KURINGI POOPPATHU

KURINGI POOPPATHU 12 VARUDATHIRUKKU ORU MURAIYAM,
YAAR SONNATHU AANDUKKU ORU MURAI POOKKIRATHU ATHU UNATHU PIRANTHA NAAAL

Indru malarndha kodi

Indru malarndha kodi rojakal saarba nan unnai valthugeren,
pirantha nal valthugal

அன்பு நிலைபெற !

அன்பு நிலைபெற !
ஆசை நிறைவேற !
இனபம் நிறைந்தாட !
ஈடில்லா இந்நாளில் !
உள்ளத்தில் குழந்தையாய் !
ஊக்கத்தில் குமரியாய் !
எண்ணத்தில் இனிமையாய் !
ஏற்றத்தில் பெருமையாய் !
ஐயம் நீங்கி !
ஒற்றுமை காத்து !
ஓர் நூறாண்டு !
ஔவை வழி கண்டு !
நீ வாழ ! நான் வாழத்துகிறேன்

Nilavai Kaati Soru utuval thai...

Nilavai Kaati Soru utuval thai...
Endro Yennavalin Birthday,
Nilave vandhu utugiral birthday cake..
Happy Birthday chellam

unakku vazhthu solla

unakku vazhthu solla
pudhidhaai piranthathu
neeya illai nana
pudhidhai yosithu yosithu
pirakkavillai kavithai
pudhidhaai pirandha
neeye oru
kavithai thane enakku

Naalai unaku pirantha naal alla,

Naalai unaku pirantha naal alla,
intha bhoomiku oru theavatai vantha iniya naal.

Puthum pudhu naal,

Puthum pudhu naal,
Puthum pudhu varudam,
Puthum pudhu vaalzkai,
Ella sogamgalum, kastangalum karaindhuvida,
Ini ungal valzkaiyil magilchi ponguvadharkku,
Iniya Pirandha Naal Nalvaazthukkal!

En ullam kavarndha iniyavalukku

En ullam kavarndha iniyavalukku
prindha naal nalvaalzthukkal

Ennal eppadi ungal pirandhanaalai nyabagam vaithirukka mudiyum

Ennal eppadi ungal pirandhanaalai nyabagam vaithirukka mudiyum?
Neengal dhan ilamaiyagavae irukkireergalae!

Paravai parappadhai marakkalam,

Paravai parappadhai marakkalam,
Roja poopadhai marakkalam,
Aen, Bhoomi thaaan sutruvadai marakkalam,
Aaanal ungal pirandha-naalai ennal marakka mudiyadhu!
Aen endral, pona varusam neenga treat tharaen'nnu dimiki koduthuteenga! adhan!

365 naal sutru payanathil,

365 naal sutru payanathil,
ungal pirandhanaal iniya naal.
Indru dhan mudhal naal.
Enjoy the journey!
En manamarndha nalvzhthukkal.

Maapi, eppadhi da pogudhu life?

Maapi, eppadhi da pogudhu life?
Veetla ellam eppadi irukkanga?
Amma, appa, thangachi ellam sowkiyama?
Kadaisiya endha padam paartha da?
Onnu milla romba bore, adhan oru msg anuppalam'nnu.
Eppam indha pakkam varadha idea?
Apparam maapi, onnu solla marandhitaen da...
.
.
.
.
.
.
Pirandha Naal Nalvaazthukkal!
Enna maranduthaennu paathiya? Chance'sae illai!

Un pirantha naalai paarthu matra naatkal

Un pirantha naalai paarthu matra naatkal poramai padukinrana,
Piranthu'irunthal un piranthanalil'avathu piranthu irukka-vendum endru.

Anbu Nilai Bera,

Anbu Nilai Bera,
Aasai Niraivera,
Inban Nirainthada,
Edilla Innalil,
Ullathil Kulanthaiyai,
Uukkathil Kumariyai,
Ennathil Inimaiyai,
Ettathil Elamaiyai,
Iyyam Neengi,
Ottumai Kaththu,
Oru Noorandu Vaazha,
Vazhthukiren.

Ennai kulanthaiyaai kande unaku

Ennai kulanthaiyaai kande unaku,
unnai kulanthaiyaai paarthe naal indru,
kolgal anaithum puviyai sutriya naal indru,
malargal menmaiyei unarthe naal indru,
unadhu PIRANTHE NAAL.

Care for one who shares with u!

Care for one who shares with u!
Share with one who knows u!
Know the one who miss u!
But don't miss the one who is
"TRUE TO YOU"

Of course there's lots of fish in the sea

Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch and mount back at my place.

You've made me so nervous that I've totally

You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up line.

Remember me like pressed flower

Remember me like pressed flower in ur Notebook.It may not b having any fragnance,but will remind u of my existance 4ever..in ur life.

Hardest moment is not that when u lose something

Hardest moment is not that when u lose something n tears come out of ur eyes,But its d one wen u lose something n still u manage to smile...

See a mistake as a mistake, not as "my" or "her" mistake

See a mistake as a mistake, not as "my" or "her" mistake. "my" means guilt; "her" means anger.

When ur lonely and upset, just turn to the mirror

When ur lonely and upset, just turn to the mirror and say, "shit, im so cute." Then u'll feel fine... But dont make it a habit, cause liars go to hell!

Darling, I'm new in this town

Darling, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.

Nothing succeeds like excess

Nothing succeeds like excess

Right now I'm having amnesia

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time - I think I've forgotten this before.

Someday, we'll look back on this

Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

If I could rearrange the alphabet

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

I heard you took an IQ

I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results were negative.

Why'd they call it PMS

Why'd they call it PMS? Cos Mad cow disease was already taken!

Excuse me, do you have your phone number

Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.

You must be going to hell

You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.

Excuse me, do you have your phone number

Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.

I think I can die happy now,

I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven.

You are so beautiful

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

You are so beautiful that I would crawl ten miles

You are so beautiful that I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees through broken glass just to jerk off in your shadow.

Wait until the end of the evening when everything

Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you've never met and say, "Come on, we're leaving."

Take an ice cube to the bar

Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, lets talk"

I don't know what you think of me

I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start. .

Is there an airport nearby

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

Shall we talk or continue

Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

Hello. Are you taking any applications

Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?

The only thing your eyes

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

Were you arrested earlier?

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect

You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

Will you be my Xmas cracker

Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you.

What's a nice girl like you doing

What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?

Is it that cold out

Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.

Gee, that's a nice set of legs

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

Honey, I'm new in this town

Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.

I hope you know CPR

I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!

I've got the ship, you've got the harbor

I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?

Screw me if I am wrong

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

If you don't wanna have kids with me

If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?

Were you arrested earlier

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

That outfit would look great in a crumpled

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

A Lady is a women

A Lady is a women who make a man behave like a gentalman.You'er such a lady to me.

Teacher: Ulagin miha palamaiyana vilangu ethu?

Teacher: Ulagin miha palamaiyana vilangu ethu?
Student:Zebra
Teacher: Eppadi?
Student: Adhu mattum innum black and white leyae irukku.

Dont walk Bhind Me.

Dont walk Bhind Me...
For i May not Lead..
Dont walk ahead Of Me..
For i May not Follow..
Just Walk Bside
Me...
Be My Friend
Forever!

Soap dappala ethuku chinna chinna holes irukunnu theriyuma

Soap dappala ethuku chinna chinna holes irukunnu theriyuma?
Theriyalana
Therinjukkunga
Periya hole iruntha, soap keela vilunthudum..
Ha Ha Ha

Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum

Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum... Anaa...Irumal marundhu sappitta irumal varathu! (Enna kodumai saaar idhu)

Engineering Collegela padichu Engineer aagalaam

Engineering Collegela padichu Engineer aagalaam, Presidency collegela padichu president aaga mudiyumaa?!

7 Paramparaikkku ukkanthu saapida paisa irunthalum

7 Paramparaikkku ukkanthu saapida paisa irunthalum... fast food kadaile ninnukittu dhaan saapidanum!

Life la onnume illa na bore addikum

Life la onnume illa na bore addikum... Thalaila onnume ellana glare addikum...

Hand wash'nna kai kazhuvaradhu,

Hand wash'nna kai kazhuvaradhu, 'Face wash'nna mugam kazhuvaradhu, Appo 'brain wash' nna braina kazhuvaradhaa?

Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam

Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam....Ana... Kaal vali vantha kaala pudunga mudiyuma ?! Illa Thalai Vali Vandha, Thaliathan Pudunga Mudiyuma?

Vadivelu: Hello, enna ithu

Vadivelu: Hello, enna ithu? 601 ruba kadan vaangitu 106 ruba thareenga? Parthiban: Ithuthan kasana THIRUPPI tharadhu......

"Muruganukku" Mottai podu,

"Muruganukku" Mottai podu, "Perumalukku" Naamam Podu, "Jesus"ku siluvai podu. My chellam, nee daily "jatti"podu, Marakkama "thovachi podu"

Idi.. Minnal.. Mazhai.. puyal.

Idi.. Minnal.. Mazhai.. puyal.. Vellam.. Poogambam.. ethu nadanthalum east.. west.. north.. south..enga irunthaalum, entha sim pottirunthaalum ennoda sms suma gilli...gilli....gilli maathiri vanthu GOOD Morning sollum..Hava a nice Day...

Love Marriage ikkum, Arrange marriage ikkum enna difference

Love Marriage ikkum, Arrange marriage ikkum enna difference?? naamala kenuthula viluntha athu love marriage... 10 per thalli vitta athu arranged marriage.

Kadavul kitta dress keten

Kadavul kitta dress keten...Thuni kadaiye koduthar.... Sappadu keten..Hotele koduthar... Selavukku 5000 ketten... un cell number koduthar, epa varatum...

Heart attackna enna theriyuma

"Heart attackna enna theriyuma? Oru azhagana ponnu unna parththa-un blood heat aagum. Aval Sirithal- un bp increace aagum. Aval un pakathula vanthal-un heart beat raise aagum, face verkum, naakku ularnthu pogum. Aval thannoda azhagana lip sa open panni...... "Anna, Ghandi Parkuku entha busla poganumnu kekum bothu un heartla "Dum" nu oru satham kekkum paar, Athukku per thaan heart attack.

Here comes the coMPUTER tHIRUKKURAL

Here comes the coMPUTER tHIRUKKURAL.. 1.Bug kandupiditharae oruthal avar naana DeBUG seidhuvidal... 2.COPY PASTE seidhu vazhvaarae vazhvoarmattravarellam CODING seidhu saavaar. 3.emmozhi marandhaarkumJOB undaam JOB illai C i Marandhavarkku. 4.CHAT -tinil YAHOO.Chat seiga illaiyael CHAT-in CHATtaamai nandr..

The words which never complete without

The words which never complete without "u" D_b_kk_ Baekk_ Makk_ Loos_ Pisas_ Frad_ Blaed_ Kir_kk_ Idh_ epdi ir_kk_? HahaHaha

Hai! E Sollu!! E e e Sollu!! E e e e e e Sollu!! Nalla e e e e Sollu!!

Hai! E Sollu!! E e e Sollu!! E e e e e e Sollu!! Nalla e e e e Sollu!! (Leave some spacing) ilichadhu podhum po poi palla velakkuga... Good MoRnInG...Have a nice day...

BUMPER OFFER.

BUMPER OFFER... Enakku Thodarndhu SMS/E-mail Anuppinal Neengal Win Pannalam: 1st, $i.0 million car voda Photo 2nd, '29' inch colour TV'voda Carton Box 3rd, India Pogum Plane'kku BYE BYE kaatum vaaippu 4th, Mega Prize: BREAKFAST/LUNCH/DINNER.Unggal selavil/ Mundhungal!!!Hurry...Limted period offer innike matume!!!!

Man 1: Oru nimishathula 130 name solla mudiyuma

Man 1: Oru nimishathula 130 name solla mudiyuma? Man 2: Mudiyadhu, niye sollu... Man 1: 100mohmed, 9thara, 6mugam, 7malai, 5ali, and 3sha. kooti PARU KANAKU SARIA VARUM

TEA STRONG AA IRUKA YENA PANANUM

TEA STRONG AA IRUKA YENA PANANUM? ORU SPOON "CEMENT" PODANUM.

Pongalukku Governmentla leaveu kudupanga

Pongalukku Governmentla leaveu kudupanga... Ana Idly Dosaikku kudupangala?!

Thel kottina valikkum

Thel kottina valikkum... paambu kottina valikkum .. mudi kottina valikkuma? - Vazhukumae

School Testla Bit adikalam

School Testla Bit adikalam... College Testla Bit adikalam ... Blood Testla Bit addika mudiyuma?

Meen pidikiravana meenavan-nnu sollalam

Meen pidikiravana meenavan-nnu sollalam. Naai pidikiravana naaiavan- nnu solla mudiyuma?

Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam

Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam. Aana adhala LOCAL call, STD call, ISD call, even MISSED call kooda panna mudiyathu!

Varum Sanikalame Eravu Elu muppathukku

Varum Sanikalame Eravu Elu muppathukku Ungal SUN T.Vyil Hollywood Thirai padam: "CHILANTHI ANNACHI"(SPIDER MAN) appuram Sunday Hollywood Thirai padam: Ammachi thirumba vanthach(Mummy returns)

Nan rojavai pola alaganavan illai

Nan rojavai pola alaganavan illai
Aanal en ‘IDAYAM’
Rojavaivida
Alaganadu
En theriuma?
Athil neeum un Natoum iruppathal

selavu panni OOTY, KODAIKANAL suthana

1000, 2000 selavu panni OOTY, KODAIKANAL suthana TOUR NU solranga.
10p selavu illama OORA suthana THANDASORU nu solranga
Enna ulagamba

Yenga ippadiye naan samachi potta

Wife: Yenga ippadiye naan samachi potta enakku enna kidaikkum?
Husband: Ennoda LIC panam Seekkaram kidaikkum.
Wife: !!!!!!!!!!1

Josiar: unga thosam nivarthi aganumna

Josiar: unga thosam nivarthi aganumna 36 vayasu ponna kalyanam pannanum
Sardar:Rendu 18 vayasu ponnungala katikalama
Josiar: …………….?!???????

One day sardarji buy a “kaadhal” flim vcd

One day sardarji buy a “kaadhal” flim vcd and he kept in fridge you know why?
Because sardar wants to see “jillunu oru kadhal” film

Athigama “Makeup” podura ponnum..

Super Punch:
Athigama “Makeup” podura ponnum..
Romba nala tea kadaila thongra
“BANNUM” nalla irundhatha
sarithirame illay.

Interviewer to a sardar

Interviewer to a sardar: Tell me the opposite words for
“made in India”
Sardar: Pallam in Pakistan.

VIRITHU" ADUKIRUTHU.

Amaichar: MANNA! NAATIL PANJAM THALAI "VIRITHU" ADUKIRUTHU.
PULIKESI: APPADIA! "RIBBON" AI KATTIKONDU OLUNGAGA ADA SOLLUM.
AMAICHAR:!!!!!!!!!!!?????

"LOVE" pani

"LOVE" pani
"NASAMA"
Porathai Vida.!
"SIGHT"
Adichu
"SANTHOSAMA"
Irunga.!
Its my big advice for you.!
ippadikku... Best friend

Police: Eppadiya accident nadanthathu?

Police: Eppadiya accident nadanthathu?
Driver: Athaan sir enakkum theriyala appo naan thoongittu irundhaen.

Two Wheeler Thought

Two Wheeler Thought
'Hero honda'la hero pogalam
But
'Yamaha'la yaman poga mudiuma?

Man: How many idlies can you eat in empty stomach

Man: How many idlies can you eat in empty stomach?
Sardar: I can eat 6 idlies.
Man: You Can eat only 1 idly in empty stomach.
When you eat second that's not empty stomach.
Sardar: ha ha ha super joke, I,m going to ask my friend.
Sardar: How many idlies can you eat in empty stomach?
Friend: i can eat 10.
Sardar: poda.
6nu sonna oru super joke soli irupen.

Kalaiyum neeye..

Kalaiyum neeye...
Malaiyum Neeye...
Mathiyanamum Neeye..
Iravum Neeye....
Vidinchu Nayae..
Yendiri Payae...

Teacher : Mudhal masam january !

Teacher : Mudhal masam january !
rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?
Student: Delivary teacher.

12 days for vinayagar chaturthi.

There are 12 days for vinayagar chaturthi.
so kaliman demand aiducham.
so unga mandil irukarada safe pannikinga.

Kangal seyum siru

Kangal seyum siru thavarukku idhyam anubavikkum aayul thandanai.
"KADHAL"

Sachin century Adicha.

Sachin century Adicha.
"Stadum Full".
Rajini padam Nadicha.
"Theatre Full"
Thalla S.M.S. anupuna unga
"INBOX FULL"

Naragathil yeman and man.

Naragathil yeman and man.
MAN: nan en wifeuku oru call pannikuren how much paise?
YEMAN:naragam to naragam FREE

Parthiban: Banna evlo

Parthiban: Banna evlo?
Vadivalu:Onnu 1 rupee
Parthiban: 60 paisaku varatha?
Vadivalu: 60 paisaku tholdhan varum.
Parthiban:40 paisa thola vachukittu palatha kudu

Vasagar: Enma unga paper la uppu sappe illa?

Vasagar: Enma unga paper la uppu sappe illa?

Writer: padikka sonna.....
ungala yaru nakki
pakka sonnathu....

Dai Machan Examukku bit eduthudu poniye ennachu?

LKG Boy: Dai Machan Examukku bit eduthudu poniye ennachu?

Boy 2; Ady poda bita jattila vachu eduthudu ponen. Atha maranthudu jattila ucha poitten.

பத்து பொருத்தங்கள் பார்த்து

திருமணம்
பத்து பொருத்தங்கள் பார்த்து
ஒன்பது நவகிரகங்கள் சாச்சியாக
எட்டு திசைகளிலும்
யாழுமலயனே என்று கூறி
அரும் சுவை உணவு படைத்து
ஐய் பேறும் பூதங்கள் முன்னிலையில்
அறம், பொருள் ,இன்பம் ,வீடு ஆகிய நான்கின் அடிபடையில்
மூன்று முடிச்சு போட்டு
இரண்டு மனங்கள் ஒன்று சேறுவதே
திருமணம் ஆகும்

When Moments are Hard,

When Time is Fast, When Moments are Hard,
When Everyone is Busy, When Seconds are Few, My MESSAGE Says That I'm still Remembering U.

small dot can stop a big sentence.

A small dot can stop a big sentence.
But
few more dots can give a continuity.
Every Ending can be a new begining.
Amazing but True...

u r my lovely "FRIEND".

Far or near
u r my Dear
Young or Old
u r my Gold
East or West
u r my Best
Smart or Cute
u r my Sweet
Start or End
u r my lovely "FRIEND".

Boy & Girl in restaurant

Boy & Girl in restaurant
Boy:I luv u
Girl:I dont luv u
B:think again
G:I told u. No,No & No.
B:waiter, bring seperate bills.
G:Ok..Ok.I luv u.

Teacher: In this box I have a 10-foot

Teacher: In this box I have a 10-foot
snake.
Tito: U can't fool me,
Maam! I know
snakes don't have
feet.

ONCE ALL VILLAGE PEOPLE DECIDED TO PRAY FOR RAIN.

ONCE ALL VILLAGE PEOPLE DECIDED TO PRAY FOR RAIN.
ALL ASSEMBLED BUT ONLY 1 BOY CAME WEARING
RAINCOAT.
Thats CONFIDENCE

Sardarji waiting at bus stop

Sardarji waiting at bus stop one gentlemen came there by bike & asked:
"Do u want lift?"
Sardarji says: No thanks, my house is in ground floor.

Eppadi nee mattum fasta porey?

Bus asked to Electric train: Eppadi nee mattum fasta porey?
Electric Train replied: Goiyyaley, current kambiya pudichi paaru appum theriyum.

Nesithu paar kavithai varum.

Nesithu paar kavithai varum.
Pirinthu paar sogam varum.
Ninaithu paar azhugai varum.
Ennai maranthu paar -Adikira adila ambulance varum

Wife: Indaangga sweet.

Wife: Indaangga sweet.
Husband: Enna thideernu.
Wife: Innikkuththaan unga ammaava mutha muthallaa sandaiyila jeyichchen..

Dad: amma adichadhukellam yenda azhara

Dad: amma adichadhukellam yenda azhara???
Son: summa irungappa unga madiri ellam ennala adi thanga mudiyadhu!!!!

A guy got to wishes from GOD.

A guy got to wishes from GOD.
He asked for best Drink & best Woman ever.
D next moment he got
Mineral water
&
Mother Teresa!
Moral:
BE SPECIFIC

Fallen flowers cant bloom again

"Fallen flowers cant bloom again..."
So dont think about
the past..
Love the present..
Live for the future
with a beautiful & Sweet Smiling.

Next generation child poem.

Next generation child poem.
Twinkle-2 little cigar,
I just went to royal bar,
Whisky rates r up so high,
So i drink beer with chicken fry

Sorry frndz, due to my university exams

Sorry frndz, due to my university exams, i wont be able to send u msgs from now for 1 month...
Height of OVERACTING

Wife:A thief is come into our house and eating the cake made by me.

Wife:A thief is come into our house and eating the cake made by me.
Husband: Now whom do i want to call police or ambulance?

Teacher: Ulagathai muthalil suttri vandhathu yaaru

Teacher: Ulagathai muthalil suttri vandhathu yaaru...?
Student: Vidunga teacher oora sutthura vetti payala patthi namakku enna peachu...!

Happiness

Happiness
Keeps U Sweet,
Trials Make U Strong,
Sorrow Keeps U Human,
Failure Makes U Humble,
Success Keeps U Glowing
&
GOD Keeps U Going!

naan sonnathu 100% comedy..

U are 95% beautiful..
U are 96% sweet..
U are 97% nice..
U are 98% youth..
U are 99% smart..
Sirippa paaru...
But naan sonnathu 100% comedy..

Boy: I'm a complan boy.

Boy: I'm a complan boy.
Girl: I'm a complan girl.
Sardar: Enna kodumai sir ithu... Naan pettha pillainga kandavan paera sollittu theriyuthunga.

LIFE means

LIFE means
L-Love
I-Incidents
F-Friends
E-Emotions
If 'F' is missing in life
Then LIFE Becomes "LIE"
So 'Friends'
TAKE CARE..

Patient: Vaalkaiyai veruthu pochu doctor

Patient: Vaalkaiyai veruthu pochu doctor.. Paesama Tatkolai (Suicide) pannikalam pola irukku.
Doctor: Appum naalaiku operation vachikuvoam..

UKG Rowdism: Boy1: Thala, thala!

UKG Rowdism: Boy1: Thala, thala!
Boy2: Ennada?
Boy1: Thala unga aalu kitta oruthan snacks kekkaran
Boy2: Adinga evanda avan entha section?