Thursday, June 30, 2011

Important tips to MBA students What is Marketing ?

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Important tips to MBA students
What is Marketing ?

1.U c a girl at party. U go n say:"I am rich. Marry me!"-Direct Marketing."

2.At party wit bunch of friends n u c girl.1of ur frnz goes n says: "He's rich."Marry him."-Advertising."

3.Girl walks to u says:"U r very rich! Marry Me?"Brand Recognition."

4.U go 2 her n say "Marry me!"She give s a slap"Customer Feedback"

5. U go n say-Marry me!"She introduces her husband-"Demand supply gap."

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A Venetian law decrees that all gondolas must be painted black. The only exceptions are gondolas belonging to high public officials.

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"To prevent violence," it was at one time customary at certain phases of the moon to chain and flog inmates of England's notorious Bedlam Hospital.

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Two wheeler thought

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Two Wheeler Thought
'Hero honda'la hero pogalam
But
'Yamaha'la yaman poga mudiuma?

Saraku sms jokes monitor mbbs

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Dr Monitor MBBS,
ulcer Specialist.
Dr.Wills
LungsSpecialist.
Dr.Manikchand
Mouth Cancer Specialist.
Dr.Beer
Thoppai Specialist..

Vinayagar chaturthi

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There are 12 days for vinayagar
chaturthi.
so kaliman demand aiducham.
so unga mandil irukarada safe
pannikinga.

Sachin tamil jokes

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Sachin century Adicha.
"Stadum Full".
Rajini padam Nadicha.
"Theatre Full"
Thalla S.M.S. anupuna unga
"INBOX FULL"

Naragathil yeman

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Naragathil yeman and man.
MAN: nan en wifeuku oru call pannikuren
how much paise?
YEMAN:naragam to naragam FREE

Emma unga paper

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Vasagar: Enma unga paper la uppu sappe
illa?
Writer: padikka sonna.....
ungala yaru nakki
pakka sonnathu.

Mudhal masam january

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Teacher : Mudhal masam january !
rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?
Student: Delivary teacher.

Kangal seyum siru

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Kangal seyum siru thavarukku idhyam
anubavikkum aayul thandanai.
"KADHAL"

Enga manager sms

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Friend 1: Enga manager gangaru mathiri.
Friend 2: "yeppadi?"
Friend 1: "Yeppavum oru kuttiyodathan
iruppaar?"

Parthiban vadivalu jokes

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Parthiban: Banna evlo?
Vadivalu:Onnu 1 rupee
Parthiban: 60 paisaku varatha?
Vadivalu: 60 paisaku tholdhan varum.
Parthiban:40 paisa thola vachukittu
palatha kudu

Lkg boy sms

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LKG Boy: Dai Machan Examukku bit
eduthudu poniye ennachu?
Boy 2; Ady poda bita jattila vachu
eduthudu ponen. Atha maranthudu jattila
ucha poitten.

Satisfy d person who xpext a smile

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A fantastic quote:
"Satisfy d person who xpect a smile frm U...
&
Surprise d person who xpected nothin frm U"
gud mrng. hav a nice day. :-)

Monday, June 20, 2011

Nenjai Thotta kavithai

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Nenjai Thotta kavithai:
"pasi" endra ondru
mattum illai yendraal,
pirandha kulandhaiyum "pettra Thaayai" marandhu vidum

Urimai illaatha uravum..! Unmai illaatha

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Urimai illaatha
uravum..!
Unmai illaatha
Anbum..!
Endrum
Nirantharam illai

Boy1: Machi nethu class'la enna

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Boy1: Machi nethu class'la enna oru sappa figure kiss adichittaada.
Boy2:Nee miss kitta solluda!
Boy1:kiss adichathae ava dhaanda.:D

Kavidhai endraley Anaivarum amaidhiyaaga

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Kavidhai endraley Anaivarum amaidhiyaaga thaan vaasippom.
Yaen theriyuma:-
Adhu oru,

Punch solli romba naalachula:

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Punch solli romba naalachula:
Overa pesura vaaiyum,
Over night la kaththura naaiyum,
adi vaangaama ponatha sarithiram illa.

Ulagil Yethanai Kadavul Irunthaalum

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Ulagil Yethanai
Kadavul Irunthaalum...!!
Unnai Enakku
Uravaaga
Thantha,
Un "ANNAI" yum
Enakku Oru
Kadavul Thaan..

'Unnai Vida Un Ninaivukal Melanavai Yaen

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'Unnai
Vida
Un
Ninaivukal
Melanavai
Yaen
Endraal
Avai
Endrum
Ennai
Vittu
Piriya
Ninaipathillai.."
-

Companyla Palaya Tube Light Kudhutha Pudhu

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Companyla Palaya Tube Light Kudhutha Pudhu Tube Light Tharangalam!
Nan Mudiyadhunu Solliten!
Yeana?
"Enakku Nee thaan Mukkiyam"

Oru Anbaana Idhayam Aayiram Azhagaana Mugathirku Samam

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"Oru Anbaana Idhayam Aayiram Azhagaana Mugathirku Samam"..
So, "Epothum Azhagana Mugathai Vida, Anbana Idayathayae Nesi."

Kaathal tholviyil Kan Kalangi Ni

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Kaathal tholviyil Kan Kalangi Nirkum Nanbanai Paarthu Matroru Nanban Sonna Oru Aarudhal Vaarthai.


"Apram Machi Beera, Sarakka."?

"Natpin Alai Nee..! Kadarkarai Manal Naan..

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"Natpin Alai Nee..!
Kadarkarai Manal Naan...!
Nee, Ooyaamal Pesuvathai Ellam,
Naan Urangaamaal, Kettu Kondirupaen.

Daily un Msg kaaga Wait panraen! Nee anuparadhey

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Daily un
Msg kaaga
Wait panraen!
Nee anuparadhey
Illa!
Iniyum anupalana Naan "ground floor-la"
Irunthu kudhichiruven!
Sirikadha
Be serious!

Palamozhi remix: 1.Oru Paanai Sothuku, Oru Kudam Kolambu.

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Palamozhi remix:
1.Oru Paanai Sothuku, Oru Kudam Kolambu.
2.Ooraan Pillaya ootti Valarthaal, Un Pondaati Unnai Sandhegapaduva

Nanbanai patri therinthu kollvathi

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Nanbanai patri therinthu kollvathi vida..,
purinthu kollvathey unmaiyaana natpu.!

Sardar1: Enna Machan Nalla Irukkiya, Romba

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Sardar1: Enna Machan Nalla Irukkiya, Romba Naala Phone'ye Kaanom...!
Sardar2: Maapla Saththiyama naa Edukalada, Nalla Thedi Paaruda...! :D

Nesam enpathu ninaikum varai.!!

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Nesam enpathu ninaikum varai.!!
Paasam enpathu palagum varai.!!
Kaathal enpathu kayapadum varai.!!
Natpu enpathu naadi thudippu Nirkkum varai

Man1: Andha Gramathula engu paarthalum

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Man1: Andha Gramathula engu paarthalum orey Kundoosi ya irukke yean?
Man2: Athuva, adhu migavum Pin thangiya Gramam'maam. Adhan
Man1:!?!?

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

TEACHER: Un Padippu Mela Yaruku

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TEACHER: Un Padippu Mela Yaruku Akkarai jaasthy?
BOY: Bus Conductorku than
TEACHR: Eppadi?
BOY: Avar than Daily Nee PAASA, Nee PAASA'nu
kekurare

Thamarai elayil Thannir Ottavillai endralum

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"Thamarai elayil Thannir Ottavillai endralum. Thannir illamal thamarai illai. Neeyum nanum arukil illai endralum. Un ninaivu illaamal naan illai

Daily Night Unnai Ninaithu Ninaithu ... Enakku Thookamey

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Daily Night Unnai
Ninaithu
Ninaithu ...
Enakku Thookamey
Varala
Kaaranam?
Enakku "Pei Pisaasu "Endraal
Ore BAYAM!
Cool...cool..!

Amaichar: Manna, Ethiri Naattu Arasan Oolai Anuppi

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Amaichar: Manna, Ethiri Naattu Arasan Oolai Anuppi Irukkiraan..
Pulikesi: Appadiya? Aranmanaikku "Concrete" Pottachu Endru Thiruppi Anuppi Vidu

Neeyum Naanum Ulagileye Best Friends.

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Neeyum Naanum
Ulagileye Best Friends.
Naan Kadal,
Ne Meen.
Naan Nila,
Ne Vaanam.
Naan Maram,
Nee
Korangu.Ok ok Keela erangu.

Po endru sonnaalum UN Nizhal "Unnai " Vittu pogathu

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Po endru sonnaalum
UN Nizhal
"Unnai "
Vittu pogathu.
Athai pondrathu
thaan
En
Natpum!
Aanaal
Enn Natpu
Nizhal alla Nijam.

Namma Hospital Vilambarathuku

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Doctor1: Namma Hospital Vilambarathuku
Oru Nalla
Punch Dialogue Sollunga...?
Doctor2: "Koottitu Vaanga.., Thookittu Ponga

Nurse namma kaiya pidicha

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Check up-kkum, Pick up-kkum yenna vithiyaasam..?
Nurse namma kaiya pidicha "Check up",
Nurse kaiya naama pidicha "pick up"

Yenda UJALA bottle'a keela pottu thaandi kittu iruka

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Appa: Yenda UJALA bottle'a keela pottu thaandi kittu iruka?
Son: Naalaiku enga School'la "NEELAM" thaandra Potti,
Adhan practise pannitu iruken

Sunday, June 5, 2011

Marappatharku Nee Ondrum Manalil Varaintha Oviyam

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KAVITHAI:
"Marappatharku Nee Ondrum Manalil Varaintha Oviyam Alla"...
"Manathil Pathintha Kaaviyam"..

Ulagam Enbathil Nee chinna

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Ulagam
Enbathil
Nee chinna
Jeevan..
Aanaal
Unnai
Nesikkum
Oru jeevanukku
nee dhaan.
" ULAGAM "..
That is life...

Ennada Mark kammiya Vaangirukka

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Appa: "Ennada Mark kammiya Vaangirukka?
Paiyan: "Villaivaasi Earippochu Ethaiyume athigama Vaanga Mudiyalappa...!
Appa: !?!?!?!

Sinthikka Vaikum Varigal

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Sinthikka Vaikum Varigal:
Saatharana Manithan Puthagathodu Iruppaan,
Saathanai Manithan Puthagathil Iruppaan...!

IRAVU VANAKKAM

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Unnaiyum Ennaiyum
Pirikum Intha Iravai Paarka Pidikamal Vidiyum varai kan Moodi irukka Pogiraen...
'IRAVU VANAKKAM'

Erumai maatuke sms anupuvor sangam.

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Olunga padikkalaina maadu meikka solvanga aana olunga maadu meikkalana yaaravathu padikka solluvangala?
-By
Erumai maatuke sms anupuvor sangam.

Vinnil Nilavu Illaatha Naatkal Undu.. Mannil

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Vinnil
Nilavu Illaatha
Naatkal Undu..
Mannil
Mazhai Pozhiyaatha
Kaalamum
Undu..
Anaal,
Yennul
Un
Ninaivu Illaatha
Nodigal Illai..

tamil exam tip sms

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Exam tip:
Padikkum pothu Thookkam vantha enna seiyanum,
padippu thaan varala, thookamavathu varuthey nu thoongiranum..

"Anbukkum" "panbukum" oru vithiyaasam.

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"Anbukkum" "panbukum" oru vithiyaasam.
"Anbu" unnnai pola Azhagaanadhu. "Panbu" un natpai pola punithamanathu

Man1: Tonic saapidum pothu

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Man1: Tonic saapidum pothu
yaen room kadhava close pandringa..?
Man2: Doctor thaan "Arai" moodi
tonic kudika sonnaar...

SINGAM thoongum bothu naama elupinaalum

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SINGAM thoongum bothu naama elupinaalum, naama thoongumbothu SINGAM elupinaalum, Sangu namakuthaan...
So, Don't disturb ME.
Naan thoonga poraen.

Mozhiyin arumai pesaatha pothu,

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Mozhiyin arumai pesaatha pothu,
Malarin arumai vaadum pothu,
Uyirin arumai uyir piriyum pothu,
Natpin arumai nee yen arugil illaatha pothu.

Husband: Ennadi Sambaarla Orey sillarai

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Husband: Ennadi Sambaarla Orey sillarai kaasa irukku?
Wife: Neengathana sambaarla konjam change venum'nu Sonneenga athaan.

UNARNTHU KOL MANITHA

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UNARNTHU KOL MANITHA:
"Pothikkum pothu
puriyaatha 'kalvi'...
un!
Vaalkkaiyai bhaathikkum pothuthaan puriyum"..

Neenga enakku love letter

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Kathali: Neenga enakku love letter kodutha vishayam enga veetla ellaarukum
therinjupochu!
Kathalan: Aiyo un thangachikuma?

Kovam" oru single paper maathiri.

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Kovam"
oru single paper maathiri.
But "anbu"
enbadhu diary maathiri...
Single paper kaaga diarya miss pannaathinga...!

Man: En Magan'kitta Ponnu Laddu

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Man: En Magan'kitta Ponnu Laddu Maathiri Iruppa'nu Sonnadhu Thappa pochu
Frnd: ennaachu?
Man: Ponnu Paakka Pona Idathla Ponna Kadichu Vechittaan

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