Man 1: Hotel la saaptu Mudichu paakraen

Man 1: Hotel la saaptu Mudichu paakraen Kai la kaasu illa!
Man 2: Adada! Aparam Enna aachu
Man 1: Aparam pocket la Irunthu Eduthu kuduthaen...

True line: "Naam Pazhakiya Naatkal

True line:
"Naam Pazhakiya Naatkal
Mekam Pol Kalainthu Sendraalum,
Un Ninaivukal Endrum Vaanathai Pol Nilaithu
Irukum!"

Kavithai:- "Yella kutrangalaiyum mannikkum

Kavithai:-
"Yella kutrangalaiyum mannikkum orey 'NEEDHI MANDRAM' Ammaavin 'IDHAYAM..!"
Love ur mother...

Nesikka... Un Anbu irukum poluthu

Nesikka...
Un Anbu
irukum poluthu
Swaasikka kaatru etharku.,
Naan
100 varudam Vaallvaen... kaatrillaamal
Un anbudan...

Girl: Nee Mattum Enakku Husbanda

Girl: Nee Mattum Enakku Husbanda Vantha kandipa Coffeela Visatha Pottu Koduthuruven
Boy: Nee Enaku Wife'a Vantha kandipa Naan Athai Kudichiduven

Thanimaiyaaga Irukirai Yendru Ninaithu Varuththa

Thanimaiyaaga
Irukirai
Yendru
Ninaithu
Varuththa
Padaadhe..
Ovvoru
Nodium
Yaaravathu
Unnai
Ninaithu
Kondirupaargal.
Ipothu Naan..

Loveroda thangachi namakku missed call kudutha

Loveroda thangachi namakku missed call kudutha intha samuthaayam enna sollum....?
Kannaa..... rendaavathu laddu thinga aasaiya...!;-)

Aaavi 1:Visam Kudichi Saaka Ponaen.,

Aaavi 1:Visam Kudichi Saaka Ponaen.,
Visathula Kalapadam, Saagala!
A2: Apparam..?
A1:
Kaappatha Medicine Koduthaanga., Medicinela Kalappadam

Enakku Pidikkaatha Ondrai Ninaikka Theriyaathu"...

"Enakku Pidikkaatha Ondrai
Ninaikka Theriyaathu"...
"Piditha
Unnai
Marakka Theriyaathu"

Vilaamal vaalnthaen.

"Vilaamal vaalnthaen.!
enbathu... perumai alla,
Vilunthaalum elunthaen.!
enbathey perumai".
Keep confident Anytime..

Pirakkum podhu Illaadha,

Pirakkum podhu
Illaadha,
Un Peyar
Irakkum podhu
Unnudan thaan
Irukkum.
Adhai,
" Saavukku "
Kodukkaamal,
" Saritthiratthirku "
Kodu.!

Teacher: Radio vai Kandu Pidithavar

Teacher:
Radio vai Kandu Pidithavar
"Marconi"
Student: Enga
Veetlayum Oru
Radio
Kaanaama Poochu Sir.
Kandu Pidichu
Kuduppaaraa.?
Teacher:..?

Tamil feeling sms messages

My feel:
Naan Neasikkum Palar Enakku SMS anupa Maranthaalum..!
Ennai Neasikkum Ellorukkum Naan SMS anupa Marappathillai...

tamil sms jokes category friendship

FRIENDSHIP:
Kattumaram pol
Un ninaivugalai sumappaen,
Karai serum varai alla,
Kallarai serum varai...

tamil sms jokes collection

Friend1: Dhinamum un wife ku poo vaangittu poreye...
Wife mela avvalavu paasama?
Friend 2: Maapla, paasam wife mela illa da, poo kaari mela..

Man 1: Hotel la saaptu Mudichu paakraen

Man 1: Hotel la saaptu Mudichu paakraen Kai la kaasu illa!
Man 2: Adada! Aparam Enna aachu
Man 1: Aparam pocket la Irunthu Eduthu kuduthaen...

True line: "Naam Pazhakiya Naatkal

True line:
"Naam Pazhakiya Naatkal
Mekam Pol Kalainthu Sendraalum,
Un Ninaivukal Endrum Vaanathai Pol Nilaithu
Irukum!"

Love ur mother..

Kavithai:-
"Yella kutrangalaiyum mannikkum orey 'NEEDHI MANDRAM' Ammaavin 'IDHAYAM..!"
Love ur mother..

Paasamaana Natpukku" "Chellamaana

'Paasamaana
Natpukku"
"Chellamaana
Anbuku"
"Uyiraana
Uravukku"
"Unmaiyaana
Manasuku"
Oru inimaiyaana IDAYAM Sollum
KaaLai Vanakkam

"Maranam" Illaamal Vaala "Aasai"

"Maranam" Illaamal Vaala "Aasai" Thaan Yenakku..!
Indha "Mannil" Alla..!
Un
"Manadhil".....
Oru nalla Nanbanaaga..

Man1: Un paiyan unna urichu vachaa

Man1: Un paiyan unna urichu vachaa maadiriyae irukkaan pa.
Man2: Naadhari, konjam meduva paesu. Adhu pakkathu veettu paiyan.:D

Vaalkkai Enbathu Nee Indha Ulagaththil Irukkum

Vaalkkai Enbathu
Nee
Indha
Ulagaththil Irukkum
varai Alla.,
Matravargal Manathil
Nee
Vaalum
varai..!
Live
in
more
'Hearts'...!

Aadukalam special: Father: dai result vara poguthu

Aadukalam special:
Father: dai result vara poguthu da bayama illaiya
Son: bayama enakka hey hey..
Naangalam semesterla'ye sleeping ah podravaiga

Father: Examla ethana kelvi kettanga

Father: Examla ethana kelvi kettanga?
Son: 5 kelvi pa
Father: Ne ethana kelviya vittuta?
Son: Mudhal moonayum, Kadasi rendayum vittuten
Fathr:??

En kannai nesikiren athu unnai

En kannai nesikiren athu unnai kaattiyathal!
En idhayathai nesikiren athil nee iruppathal!
Ennaye naan nesikiren unnudan naan natpu kondathaal!

Ethirpaarpukal Illai Endraal

"Ethirpaarpukal Illai Endraal Vaalvil
Arthamey
Illai..!"
-Ethirparkiraen Endrum Ungalidam
"Alagaana ANBAI"
Mattum..

Vengayathirkum, friendshipirkum

Vengayathirkum, friendshipirkum oru otrumai irukku theriyuma?
Rendium cut panni paaru... kannu kalangum

Innaikku Setha Naalaiku Paalu.

Innaikku Setha Naalaiku Paalu..
Idhukku Naduvula Namakku Yedhuku
"Aalu"
By....
Petrorgal Sonnaal Petrol'yum Kudippor Sangam.

Kavithai: Nee vidum pattam kooda uyarathil

Kavithai:
Nee vidum pattam kooda uyarathil parakka marukirathu!
Yaaruku thaan manasu varum unnai vittu vilagi sella...!
My dear friend..

Cooker: nee yaen ivalavu karuppa iruka

Cooker: nee yaen ivalavu karuppa iruka?
Vadasatti: ivalavu karuppa irukkumpothe nee enna parthu visil adikkara
Konjam vellaiya iruntha viduvaya?

Sila uravugal "punnagai pola",

Sila uravugal
"punnagai pola", eppovathu ninaivu varum..
sila uravugal
"moochu kaatru" maathiri, eppavum koodave irukkum.. 'Ungalai' pola!!

Kanavukkum, Latchiyathukum Oru

Kanavukkum, Latchiyathukum Oru Vithiyaasam, Kanavukku Thevai 'Amaithiyaana Thookam' Latchiyathuku Thevai 'Thookamilatha' Ulaippu..

"Sumaikalai Kandu Thuvandu

"Sumaikalai
Kandu
Thuvandu
Vidathae,
Ulakatthai
Thaangum
Poomiye
Un Kaladiyil Thaan irukkirathu"
*Kudiyarasu thina vaazthukal*

Sardar wife: raathri mobile charge podathinga,

Sardar wife: raathri mobile charge podathinga, Battery blast aagidum
Sardar: Enakku theriyum, athukku thaan battery'a eduthuttu charge podurain

Sila Neram Ninaivil., Sila Neram

Sila
Neram
Ninaivil.,
Sila
Neram
Arukil..,
Sila
Neram
Tholaivil...
Aanaal Nee
Endrum
Enn...
" Manathil "

Tamil microsoft joke

Oru aalu oru kaakka valarthaan
Atha touch panna, romba smooth'aa soft'aa irukkum
Avan adukku yenna peyar vaippaan?
?
?
?
?
"MI-CRO-SOFT"

Director Shankarkum engalukum oru vithyaasam avaru

Director Shankarkum engalukum oru vithyaasam avaru 100 kodi Rs selavu panni 1 msg solluraaru
naanga 1 Rs selavu panni, daily 100 msg solluvom.

Mugam Paarka Mudiyaadha Dhoorathil

Mugam
Paarka
Mudiyaadha
Dhoorathil
Nee
Irundhaalum
balance illaatha mobilai Naan
vaithirunthalum
Unmaiyana
Nam ANBU
Endrum SmS'il
Thodarum

Unnai Vittu Piriya Manam Illai Enakku,

Unnai Vittu Piriya Manam Illai Enakku,
Athanaal thaan Ninaikum Pothellam..
Unnai Thottu Selgiraen...
Vizhikalidam Imaigal solliya kavithai..!!

Cute kavithai: "Nimidangal kooda

Cute kavithai:
"Nimidangal kooda varudangalaaga maatra aandavanai vendugiraen.
Un natpil naan vaalum naatkal needikka vendum enpatharkaaka..

Teacher: Indha period fulla veliya nillu

Teacher: Indha period fulla veliya nillu, appa dhaan Arivu varum!
Student: Appo neenga paadam solli kodutha arivu varaadha?

Son: appa kaka kaththina virundhaalinga

Son: appa kaka kaththina virundhaalinga varuvaangalam avanga thirumbi poga ethu kaththum?
Father: vera ethu unga ammathaan kaththum..

Pirikka Mudiyaatha Sontham...

Pirikka Mudiyaatha Sontham....!
Marakka Mudiyaatha Bantham....!
Thavirkka Mudiyaatha Uyir....!
Yellame Un "Natpu" Mattume.

Dad:Exam epdi eluthuna?

Dad:Exam epdi eluthuna?
Son:1st Qstn eluthala,
3rdQ marandhuten, 4th, 5thQ elutha maranduten
Dad(kovama): apo Q.2?
Son:adha choicela vittuten

KAVITHAI: Kovil silaigal

KAVITHAI:
Kovil silaigal anaithum asaiyaamal irukka oru Samy silai mattum nagara kandaen. kovilai suttri varum en "AMMA"

"Kaatrum isai aagum vaasithaal"

"Kaatrum isai aagum vaasithaal",
"Vaarthaigalum kavithai aagum"
Yosithaal
"Indha ulagame Natpaagum, Neasithaal"..!
So love all friends..

Pongum Pongalai Pola.!

Pongum Pongalai Pola.!
Thithikkum Karumbai Pola..!
Manjalin Manam Pola..!
Ungalin Vaalkkai Thithippodu Amaiya En Iniya Pongal Vaalthukkal..

Oru Boy Suicide Panna Ponnaan

Oru Boy Suicide Panna Ponnaan, but avan saagala
Why?
Avan Kadhalicha Ponnu Apothan Antha Varthaya Sonna
Antha Vaartha?
Enaku Oru Sister Iruka

Nalla idhayangalai paarpadhu kadinam.!

Nalla idhayangalai paarpadhu kadinam.!
Nalla idhayathudan paesuvadhu adistam.!
Nalla idhayathudan Natpu vaipathu varam!
I am very lucky..

Principal: Namma Collegela

Principal: Namma Collegela Sumaara Yethanai Girls Irupaanga?
Student: Yella Girlsum Sumaarathaan Irupaanga Sir..!
-
*Maattu Pongal vaazthukal*

Kalyana virunthu thaan Analum kai nanaikavillai.

Kalyana virunthu thaan
Analum kai nanaikavillai..
Kangal kalangi ninraen
Karanam
Soru theenthu pochu
Ovvoru manusanukum ovvoru feeling

Natpukkul paasam irukkalaam.

Natpukkul
paasam
irukkalaam.
Sogam
irukkalaam,
Sandai irukkalaam,
Santhosham irukkalaam,
Aanaal
Msg mattum
anuppama irukka koodathu.

Teachr:Vinai vithaithavan vinai arupan

Teachr:Vinai vithaithavan vinai arupan. Thinai vithaithan thinai arupan
Stnt: Naanga ethaumey vithaikalaye neenga yaen ippadi arukirenga
T:??

Sunamiyil petrorai ilandha siruvanin

Sunamiyil petrorai ilandha siruvanin Kavidhai:
"Yei.. Kadale nee eththanai murai alaiyaha en kaalil vilundhaalum unakku mannippe kidaiyaadhu"!

Uravum Nirantharamalla

Uravum Nirantharamalla
Pirivum Nirantharamalla
Nee Anbaaga Palagiya
Antha iniya Ninaivugal
Mattume Nirantharam Enakku...

Lover'um Cellphone

Lover'um Cellphone'um onnu.
Bcoz rendumae kaiku vantha piragu thaan thonum..
Innum konja naal wait panni irundhaal nalla model kidaichirukkum.

Doctor: Pallu eppadi vilunthuchu?

Doctor: Pallu eppadi vilunthuchu?
Man: Atha yarkitayavadhu sonna meedhi pallum kottidumnu en wife sonna doctor.
Dr: ???

Nice lines: Unnai Vittu Sirantha Ondru

Nice lines:
Unnai Vittu Sirantha Ondru
Pirinthu Sendraal Kavalai
Padaathe...
Athai Vida Sirantha Ondru Unnai Vanthu
Serum..

Tamil True Fact:

True Fact:
100kg arisi moottai thookuravan adhai vaanga mudiyala..!
100kg arisi vaanguravan adhai thooka mudiyala..!
Idhu dhaan uzhagam.!

Coconut" layum thanni irukku.

"Coconut" layum thanni irukku.
"Boomi" layum thanni irukku
Adhukkaaga coconut-la bore poda mudiyaathu boomila straw poda mudiyaathu.
Eppudi..

Pirakum pothu naan ethaiyum kondu varavillai..

Pirakum pothu naan ethaiyum kondu varavillai...
Aanal naan irakkum pothu kandipaaga kondu selvaen... Paasamaana un "Natpin" ninaivugalai.

Boy: Ungappa kitta nethu thairiyama poi naan

Boy: Ungappa kitta nethu thairiyama poi naan unga ponna LOVE panrennu sollitten
Girl: Romba kovapattara?
B:Illa,enna romba parithaabama paatharu

LKG Girl: Dai, Enga Appavuku I.G varaikum theriyum

LKG Girl: Dai, Enga Appavuku I.G varaikum theriyum en kitta vachukatha!
LKG Boy: Enga Appavuku 'Z' varaikkum theriyum nee engitta vaal Aattaatha

Naan Kadavulidam Varam Kaetaen.

Naan Kadavulidam Varam Kaetaen.
Unnai Ninaikum Podhellam Nee Kan Simitta Vendum Endru.
Yosithu Paar, Naan Unnai Ethanai Murai Ninaikiraen Yendru

Boy1: Phone la ivlo silent-ah yaarukuda Paesuna?

Boy1: Phone la ivlo silent-ah yaarukuda Paesuna?
Boy2: Sister'da!
Boy1: Appuram ethuku olinju irunthu paesuna?
Boy2: Unnoda Sister'da..

Exam'ku pona kabali 15min'la veetuku vanthutaan

Exam'ku pona kabali 15min'la veetuku vanthutaan
Father: Yenda ivlo seekiram vandhuta?
Kabali: neenga thaana sonneenga Exam la Nee 1st varanum nu

Kaneer enakku pidikum kavalai theerum varai

"Kaneer enakku pidikum kavalai theerum varai"
"Uravugal pidikum adhu unmaiyaaga irukum varai"
"UNNAI enakku pidikum en uyir piriyum varai"

Muthukku sontham sippy...

Muthukku sontham sippy...
Mullukku sontham roja...
Nee yarukku sonthamanalum
un natpu enakke sontham..
*Happy B'day A.R.Rahman*

Arivu" Endra Thalaippil Oru Kavithai Elutha Sonnaargal

"Arivu" Endra Thalaippil Oru Kavithai Elutha Sonnaargal... Naan Unga Peyarai Eluthinaen.....
Summa Room Pottu Adi Pinniputtaanga..

Un Anbu ennum sirayil sikki kondaen, thavarugal seithaal thandithu vidu. Aanaal viduthalai mattum seithu vidaathe.! Un ullathil irunthu.

Un Anbu ennum sirayil sikki kondaen,
thavarugal seithaal thandithu vidu.
Aanaal viduthalai mattum seithu vidaathe.!
Un ullathil irunthu.

Police: Yov! Police Station ku ulla "Maada" Ottittu Vanthurukka?

Police: Yov! Police Station ku ulla "Maada" Ottittu Vanthurukka?
Man: Aiyya Samy Inga Nalla "LAADAM'' Kattu Vaanganu Sonnaanga Athaan Samy

"Oru pennai nesithu paar,

"Oru pennai nesithu paar,
Aval unnai sothithu paarpal"
Aanaal
"Oru nanbanai sothithu paar avan unnai nesithu paarpaan"
bcos avan,
*NANBENDA

Eppothum Marakkaamal iruppathu Anbu alla

Eppothum Marakkaamal iruppathu Anbu alla...
Enna Nadanthaalum Verukkaamal
irupathu thaan Anbu.

Professor: Ennada 20Naala College ku Varala

Professor: Ennada 20Naala College ku Varala?
Student: Enga Appa eppavume solluvanga "Oru Edathukku Adikkadi Pona Mariyaadhai Irukaadhunu athaan

Marangal- Amaithiyaai Irunthaalum kaatru Athai Vittu

Marangal- Amaithiyaai Irunthaalum kaatru Athai Vittu Vaippathillai..!
En Manam Amaithiyaai Irunthaalum-Un Ninaivugal Ennai Vittu Vaippathillai..

Life Romba Fasta pogudhulla

Life Romba Fasta pogudhulla, yosichu paarunga. Neenga Naethu thaan kulicha Maadhiri irukkum, Aana Adhukkulla adutha New Year vandhuduchu.

Nenjai thotta kavithai

Nenjai thotta kavithai:-
Thusi patta kangal'um, unnai Pirintha idayam'um, Yeppothum Kalangi konde irukkum....
Un "Anbu"kaaga..

Today's Thathuvam:

Today's Thathuvam:
Kappalukku kalangarai vilakku
Kalyaanathuku kutthu vilakku
Karthigaiku agal vilakku
chellam.., nee dhinamum palla vilakku..

Mottu illamal Roja illai

Mottu illamal Roja illai...!
Roja illamal Vaasam Illai...!
Vaasam illamal Pookkal illai...!
Un Paasam illamal (naanum) nam natpu illai.T

Ulagam Enna Sollumo Endru

Ulagam Enna Sollumo Endru Kavalai Padaathey....! Un Manathirkku Sari Endru Pattaal Mattum Deepavaliku KULI..! Illaina Pongal ku KULI..!

Nerupinai nesika naan kuliril illai

Nerupinai nesika naan kuliril illai
Nizhalinai nesika naan veyilil illai
Unnai nesika naanum arugil illai
Aanal un idhayathil irukiraen Natpaaga

PRODUCER: Padathoda perai kaettaale

PRODUCER: Padathoda perai kaettaale students ellam adhiranum.
Appadi oru title sollunga.
DIRECTOR: "TODAY EXAM" Okva Sir.

AvaL irukkum varai Eman kooda

AvaL irukkum varai Eman kooda ennai ondrum seiyya mudiyaathu
AvaLai marakkum bodhu Kadavulal kooda ennai kaappatra mudiyathu
AvaL Thaan 'Amma'.

Wife: Darling Naalaiku namma wedding day,

Wife: Darling Naalaiku namma wedding day, idhuvara naan paarkkaadha place ku ennai koottikittu ponga.
HUSBAND: Vaa chellam KitchenKu pogalaam.

Ethir Paarpathai Vida,

Ethir Paarpathai Vida,
Ethir Kolluvathai Katrukol.
Yaen Endraal, Ingu Ethir Paarkum Vazhkai Kidaippathillai,
Ethir Kollum Vazhkaiye Kidaikirathu

En ponnukku vaanamnu paer vachathu thappaa

Man1: En ponnukku vaanamnu paer vachathu thappaa pochu.
M2: yaen?
M1: En thalaiyila idiya pottuttu odipoyitta
*Iniya Putthaandu nalvaazhthukal*

Unnai paarkkamal varushangal odalam. Pesamal mathangal odalam. SmS anuppamal

Unnai paarkkamal varushangal odalam.
Pesamal
mathangal
odalam.
SmS
anuppamal
naalgal
odalam.
But
Un ninaivugal illamal oru nimidam
kuda odaathu!

Feeling kavithai: Thoongum Podhu Unnai Ninaitthu kondu

Feeling kavithai:
Thoongum
Podhu Unnai
Ninaitthu kondu
Thoonguvean!
Yaen Theriyuma,
Moodum Vizhigal
Moodiyae Vittaal,
Un Ninaivodu
Pirivaen..!

Man1: Eranthavarai patri ezthumpothu

Man1: Eranthavarai patri ezthumpothu eyatkai eithinaar'nu ezhuthaama Seyatkai eithinaar'nu ezhuthirukiraiye?
Man2:Avar tatkolai seithukittar sir

Un Uyiril Un Manathil Un Unarvil Un Moochil

Un Uyiril
Un Manathil
Un Unarvil
Un Moochil
Un Ninaivil
Yaar Vendumanalum
Irukalaam.
Aanal Yaarum
illatha Pothu
UNAKAAGA NAAN IRUPAEN.

TEACHER: Dai, Naan inga Naai Maathiri Katthikittu irukaen.

TEACHER: Dai, Naan inga Naai Maathiri Katthikittu
irukaen. Last Bench la oruthana
kaanom..
STUDENT: mam.!
Ungaluku biscuit Vaanga Poi irukaan.

Nalla Idhayangalai Marandhu Vida

Nalla Idhayangalai Marandhu Vida Oru Podhum En Manam Ninaikaadhu....!
Appadi Maranthu Vida Ninaithaal En Idhayam Thudikkaadhu...!

Today's Mokkai

Today's Mokkai:
EB la vela paakura oruthar bank'la account vachiruntha enna account la vachiruppaar?
.
.
.
Current account la thaan vachirupaar

Wife: Pakatthu Veetla Peria Sanda Nadakuthu.

Wife: Pakatthu Veetla Peria Sanda Nadakuthu.
Oru thadava Poi ennanu Parkakoodadha
Husband: Naan Oru thadava Ponadhaala Vandha Sanda thaan adhu

Valkai thantha paadam 1.Ethuvum sila kalam thaan

Valkai thantha paadam
1.Ethuvum sila kalam thaan
2.Ethirparpai kuraithu kondal ematram ondrum perithaga theriyathu
3.Unnai mattume valvil nambu

Kavithai: Theadi paarthaen innamum kidaikka villai,

Kavithai:
Theadi paarthaen innamum kidaikka villai,
En nanbargalai vida azhagaana oru ulagam.
*Advance Putthaandu vaazhthukkal*

Enakum Aasai Thaan. Elloraium Pola Unnudan Pesa, Palaga,

Enakum Aasai Thaan.
Elloraium Pola Unnudan Pesa, Palaga,
Sirika,
Konja,
Azha.
Aanalum Mudiyavillai. Unnudan irunthum.
Ippadikku
"NIZHAL"

Doctor: Neenga innum 2 hr'la sethuduveenga

Doctor: Neenga innum 2 hr'la sethuduveenga, kadaisiya yaaraiyavadu paakka virumbireengala
Patient: vera oru nalla doctor'ai paakanum pls help me

KAVITHAI:- Nilavukkaaga Kaathirukkum Iravin Thavippai Vida.

KAVITHAI:-
Nilavukkaaga Kaathirukkum Iravin Thavippai Vida...
Un Ninaivukkaaga Kaathirukkum En Idhayathin Thudippirku Thaan Vali Athigam....

Amaichar: Arase! porukku pohira neenga

Amaichar: Arase! porukku pohira neenga, christmas thaatha dress'ai yaen eduthuttu poringa?
Arasar: Porula thoathutta pottukittu thappikathaan...

Conductor: Ticket vaangiyaacha?

Conductor: Ticket vaangiyaacha?
Boy: Enga appa solli irukaaru Busla yaaru enna kuduthaalum vaanga koodathunnu..
:D
-
Now 2690+mbrs.
Nandri..

Kanna... Cricket-la ball adicha century

Kanna...
Cricket-la ball adicha century
Antha ball unna adicha injury
Paayasathula podurathu munthiri
Innuma thoongura ada chi enthiri..

Nalla Friends Ulla Evanum, Vaalkaiyil

Nalla Friends Ulla Evanum, Vaalkaiyil Thotru Poga Maattaan..
So Naan Thotru Poga Maattaen... Nee Irukkum Varai..!

December 26 Tsunami peralai..

December 26 Tsunami peralai..
5 varudam mudinthu 6vathu ninaivu naal
intha mannai vittu maraintha rojakalukaaga anjali seivom
Pls
Frwd to all.

School Kalata Messages

School Kalata:
Tamil ayya: Thambi..!
'vaai mai' endraal enna..?
Maanavan: 'Vaai mai' endral...
adhu vandhu
adhu vandhu,
LIPSTICK ayya.

Father: Un friend Interview'ku

Father: Un friend Interview'ku Poirukkaan
Nee Pogalaya.?
Son: Chi Chi Naalu Paeru Kaelvi Kaetkira Maathiri Unga Pulla Nadanthuka Maattaan pa..

Kulikkum pothu gavanikka

Kulikkum pothu
gavanikka
vendiya 5 mukkiya
vishayangal
1)
2)
3)
4)
5)
sorry athu kulikiravangaluku matumdhaan. not for u.
Eppudi

Jaipathu thaan vaalkai endraal maranathidam

Jaipathu thaan vaalkai endraal maranathidam naam thorpathu yaen?
Thorpathu thaan vaalkai endraal moodiya imaikal thinam thirapathu yaen?

Mudiyala da saami..!

Boy1: Eppadi da unakku mattum Amaavaasai annaikku Nila theriyudhu?
Boy2: Thanks to VASAN Eye care.!
<<Naanga irukkom>>
Mudiyala da saami..!

Tamil lollu messages

LOLLu Maapillai veetar: Ponnu puduchirunda thaan saapiduvom...!
Ponnu veetar: Ponnu pudichiruku'nu sonna thaan samayalae seivom.

Man: Hello naan theni maavattam

Man: Hello naan theni maavattam KAMBATHIL irunthu paesuraen
Kabali: Saringa keela viluntharathinga irangi vanthu paesunga...
Man: ....???
:D

"Naan Thirumbaatha Payanam En

"Naan Thirumbaatha Payanam En "Maranam".....!!
"Athuvarai Naan Virumbaatha Payanam Un "Pirivu"......!!
Endrum Un Ninaivudan...!

"Inbam" illatha Vaalkaiyai Nee Eppothu Thedi

"Inbam"
illatha Vaalkaiyai Nee
Eppothu Thedi
Selgirayo...
Appothu, "Thunbam"
illatha Vaalkai
Unnai Thedi
Varum.'

Man1: Niruthunga sir,yen padichitu irukura

Man1: Niruthunga sir,yen padichitu irukura pillaya pottu ipdi adikiringa?
Man2:Chumma irunga sir examku kooda pogama ukandhu paduchikite irukan

Pull Meedhu Panithuli Urangukiradhu.

Pull Meedhu Panithuli Urangukiradhu.. Aanaal Panithuliku theriyavillai..
Innum Sirithu Neram Thaan Vaalkai Endru!
So enjoy every Moment of life

Road-la pora ponna paartha, Porikinu solranga.

Road-la pora ponna paartha, Porikinu solranga...
Aanal, Veetla poi ponna paartha, Maappla-nu solranga.!!
Enna koduma sir Ithu..!!

Boy1: Machi ennala avala maraka mudiyala da.

Boy1: Machi ennala avala maraka mudiyala da.
Boy2: Apdina unga parents ta solli marriage panniko da.
Boy1: wait pannu machi, UKG result varattum

Pirakum pothu Thaayai Alavaikirom

Pirakum pothu Thaayai Alavaikirom
Irakkum podhu Anaivaraiyum Alavaikirom
So
Irukum varaiyavadhu pirarai
"SIRIKKA"
vaippom..
That is LIFE

Girl: naan mobile nee sim

Girl: naan mobile nee sim
Boy:oh! Nama 2 perum enikum piriya matomnu solriya,
G: illa, nalla offer vandha vera simcardku mariduvaenu solraen
B:?

Ninaivai Kodutha Aandavan Nimmathiyai

Ninaivai Kodutha Aandavan Nimmathiyai Kodukka Maranthu Vittaan.
Natpai Kodutha Aandavan yaen Nanbargalai Arugil Vaikka Marandhu Vittaan
I Miss U

Eppothum poi endru therinchu solra

Eppothum poi endru therinchu solra
ore oru sentence!
Machi "Inime adutha semesterla irunthu nalla padikkanumda"

Kavithai: "Unnai Thottu sendra

Kavithai:
"Unnai Thottu sendra Thendral, En kadhil vandhu Sonnnadhu, "Innaikum un friend kulikkalai' nu..!!" Yaen pa ipdi yen maanatha vaangura?

En Anbai Un Mugam Paarthu Solla Mudiyaamal Megathai Thoodh

En Anbai Un Mugam Paarthu Solla Mudiyaamal Megathai Thoodhu Vittaen..!
Megam En Anbai Unnidam Vivarikka Theriyamal Azhukirathu, Mazhaiyaaga...

Oruvan thaniya raathiri 12 manikku sudukaattula

Oruvan thaniya raathiri 12 manikku sudukaattula
soap pottu kulichikittu irundhaan.
Yaen theriyuma?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Hamam irukka bayam yaen?

Doctor:che! ivlo kashtapattu operation Panniyum pacienta kaapatha mudiyaliye

Doctor:che! ivlo kashtapattu operation Panniyum pacienta kaapatha mudiyaliye.
Nurse:Loosu payale!
Nee panninathu Operation illa. "PostMortem

Sms Anupa Marappathillai....

Paasamulla Nenjam Palivaanga Nenaipathillai.
Nesamulla Nenjam Nessika Marappathillai..
Priyamulla Nenjam
Sms Anupa Marappathillai....

Teacher: Nehru mama romba nallavaru...

Teacher: Nehru mama romba nallavaru...
Student: Ponga Teacher, avara pathi pesathinga...
Teachr: yaenda?
Studnt: avaru Rojava vachiruntharam

REAL KAVITHAI:

REAL KAVITHAI:
"Poi sollamal Aangal kaadhalipathu illai" ....
Aanaal,
"Unmai sollum podhu Pengal kaadhalai yerpathum illai"...
That is life..

Po ambu po enaku msg pannadhavanga brain la poi kuthu.

>----> >---->
Po ambu po enaku msg pannadhavanga brain la poi kuthu.
<---< <----<
yaen thirumbi vanthuta?
Sorry boss avangakitta brain illa

Lady: Sir Naan Maasamaa Irukkaen....

Lady: Sir Naan Maasamaa Irukkaen....
Manager: Adhukku Enna?
Lady: Illa, Neenga thaan Maasamaanaa Sambalam Tharuvaen nu Sonneenga..
Manager: ??

"Naan Rojavai pola Alaganaval Illai"...!!

"Naan Rojavai pola Alaganaval Illai"...!!
Aanal, En Idhayam Rojavai vida Alaganadu
"Yaen Theriyuma, Athil Unnai pondra nanbargal irupathaal."

Teacher: Naan ithu varaikkum oru kosuva kooda adichathilla.

Teacher: Naan ithu varaikkum oru kosuva kooda adichathilla.
Student: oru kosu innoru kosuva adichathaavo kadichathaavo sariththiram illa sir!

Life na Enna nu theriyumaa...

Life na
Enna nu
theriyumaa...
Paarthiya... Onnume illai...
Aanaalum ethaiyo thaedurom
Ithu thaan vaazhkai...

Unnai Unmaiyaaga Nesipavan Un Thavarugalai Unnidam Solli Viduvaan...

Unnai Unmaiyaaga Nesipavan Un Thavarugalai Unnidam Solli Viduvaan...,
Aanaal Athan Pinnar Avan Unnaku Nallavanaaga Theriya Maataan.
Thats life.

Tamil Cute Kavithai: "Kaneerai naan

Cute Kavithai:
"Kaneerai naan Rasithaen, Ennakkaga nee Azhum podhu!
Athey Kanneerai Veruthaen, Ennaal Ne Azhum Podhu..
That's true Friendship..

Binku: High voltage aalaTV pochu,AC pochu Fridge pochu ellaam pochu

Binku: High voltage aalaTV pochu,AC pochu Fridge pochu ellaam pochu
Man: STABILIZER illaya?
Binku: Nalla vela adhu illai
Iruntha athum Poyirukum

Paakavathar: Isaith thamizh nee seytha arum saathanai...

Paakavathar: Isaith thamizh nee seytha arum saathanai...
Rasikar: Nee izhukkaiyila enakku perum sothanai...

Doctor: Unga thaathaa apaaya kattaththaith thaandalai!

Doctor: Unga thaathaa apaaya kattaththaith thaandalai!
Boy: Vilaiyaadatheenga doctor thaathaavaala eppadi thaanda mudiyum....
Doctor:..?????

Boy1: Newton Thalaila apple Vilunthatharku badhil,

Boy1: Newton Thalaila apple Vilunthatharku badhil,
Thaenga vilunthiruntha
Enna aayirukkum??
Boy2: Physics
konjam easy ah irunthirukkum.

"Silar Sollalam" Kadhalithu paar Idayathin Vali Therium Endru.

"Silar Sollalam" Kadhalithu paar Idayathin Vali Therium Endru.
Aanal Naan solgiren Natpai Nesithu Paar Idayam Endral Enna Enbadhu Unnaku Puriyum

Man: Ethuku railway stationla kaila glass-oda nikiringa

Man: Ethuku railway stationla kaila glass-oda nikiringa?
Pappu: Ipathaan mic-la sonnaanga, Innum satru nerathil
"SARAKKU RAIL" Varumnu...

God: Enna Varam Vendum Kel. Man: Sms padikira Indha Friend

God: Enna Varam Vendum Kel.
Man: Sms padikira Indha Friend Eppavum Ennoda Irukanum.
God: Varam Kaekka Sonna "Sorgathaiyey" Kaekuriyey.

Tamil True Friendship

True Friendship:
Nee Vaadiya Malaraga irunthaal..!!
Nee Uthirum Nerathil, Unnai Thaangi Pidikkum Mannaga Naan iruppaen..!!
Endrum Natpudan Gopi

M.D to staff's: Namma office oru kudumbam maathirinnu sonnaen

M.D to staff's: Namma office oru kudumbam maathirinnu sonnaen athukkaaka ore vadaiya aththanai paerum pichchu saappitarathu asingamaa illa?

Natpae.! unnai sandhikum podhu Naan sindhikkavillai, Ippothu sindhikiraen

Natpae.!
unnai
sandhikum
podhu
Naan
sindhikkavillai,
Ippothu
sindhikiraen
yeppothu
Naam
sandhipom
yendru...
I miss u da

College enpathu Karppanai class room enpathu veathanai subject enpathu sothanai Semester

College
enpathu
Karppanai
class room
enpathu
veathanai
subject
enpathu
sothanai
Semester
enpathu
rothanai
Athil
pass avathu thaan
saathanai

Naan Yeppothum yaaraiyum marappathillai..

Naan Yeppothum yaaraiyum marappathillai.. Kaaranam.. En Ithayathil Rattha Narambugalai Vida.. Natpin Narambugale Athigam..
Kaalai VanakaM

Binku: Neenga ezhuthina marundu enththa kadaiyillai'yum kidaikala doctor.

Binku: Neenga ezhuthina marundu enththa kadaiyillai'yum kidaikala doctor.
Doctor: Athu en veettu palacharakku kadai listyyaa.

Police: Unakku naalai kaalai 5 maniku thooku thandanai

Police: Unakku naalai kaalai 5 maniku thooku thandanai
Binku: Ha ha ha
Police: En sirikira?
Binku: Aiyo aiyo naan endirikirathe 8 maniku thaan!

Kadhal joke" Boy: Naa saapidum pothellam unna thaan nenaipaen.

Kadhal joke"
Boy: Naa saapidum pothellam unna thaan nenaipaen....
Girl: Naa kai kaluvum pothellaam unna thaan nenaipaen..

Lovely Lines: Vinnill Irukkum Nilavukkum Oru

Lovely Lines:
Vinnill Irukkum Nilavukkum Oru Naal Vidumurai Undu...!
Aanaal Ennill Irukkum Unakku Endrum Vidumurai Illai...!

Paarthu kondirukum natpai vida kaathu kondirukum natpukutha

Paarthu kondirukum natpai vida kaathu kondirukum natpukuthaan paasam athigam..
Kaathirupathum sugam thaan unnai pondra nanbargalin natpukaaga.!

Anbukkum Asaikkum ore oru vithiyasam...

Anbukkum Asaikkum ore oru vithiyasam...
Oruvarai pidikka karanam irunthal athu "Asai"
Karanam illamal oruvarai pidithirunthal athu "Anbu"

Onnu "EXAMS" Jokes

Onnu
"EXAMS"
innonnu
"ATHODA RESULTS.."

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Manithan padachathile kodumaiyaana rendu visayam.

Manithan padachathile kodumaiyaana rendu visayam.

Yaaravathu Singam varuthu, Puli varuthu'nu Sonnaa,

Yaaravathu
Singam varuthu,
Puli varuthu'nu Sonnaa,
Udaney Payanthu Odaatheenga.!
Oru velai
Varuvathu, NAANAA Kooda Irukkalaam.

Thelinthu pona neeril un mugam.

Thelinthu pona neeril un mugam.
Enakko uyir pogum thaagam!
Kai pattaal kalainthu vidum un mugam.
Pogattum uyir un mugathai paarthu kondey

Man: Yaen thalaivarai sait'tu kadai pakkamaaha poha koodathinkringa

Man: Yaen thalaivarai sait'tu kadai pakkamaaha poha koodathinkringa
Man 2: Katchi ah adaku vachiduvaaram.

Kai korthu Nadaka Virumbuvadhu Kaadhal., "Kai Koduthu Thooki Viduvathu

"Kai korthu
Nadaka
Virumbuvadhu
Kaadhal.,
"Kai Koduthu
Thooki Viduvathu
Natpu...
Azhaagana
Kaadhalai Nesipom...
Anbana Natpai
Swasipom.

Question paper paathu Naama alutha

Question paper paathu Naama alutha
adhu avamaanam
Namma answer paper paathu, Yaaro oru professor aludhaa
adhu sarithiram.
Sarithiram padaipom..

Idi idipathu mazhaikaaga,

Idi idipathu mazhaikaaga,
aanaal en idhayam thudipathu....
Thudipathu...
Romba feel panna vendam.,
athu thudipathu enakaaga thaan..

Kavithaigalai vaasippathu mattumalla...

Kavithaigalai vaasippathu mattumalla...
Nesippathum sugamthaan..
Naan nesikkum azhagaana kavithai un 'Anbu'
Mattum thaan..

Nijangal " tharum santhosathai vida

" Nijangal "
tharum santhosathai vida
" Ninaivugal "
tharum santhosam athigam..!
" Nijangal "
nilaippathillai,
" Ninaivugal "
alivathillai...

Man: sir enakku nalla ponna paarunga

Man: sir enakku nalla ponna paarunga
Broker: Eppadi patta ponnu venum
Man: Adakkamaana ponnu venum
Broker: Appo vaa sudukaattuku povom...

Painful Kavithai: Rojavai Parikum Pothu

Painful Kavithai:
Rojavai
Parikum Pothu
Undaana
Mullin
Kaayam..
Aval
Vaanga
Marutha
Pothu thaan
Valithadhu.!

Man1: Ivar poli doctor pola irukkaar.

Man1: Ivar poli doctor pola irukkaar.
Man2: Yaenda apdi solra?
Man1: kaachal adikuthunu pona kaachal oda samaathaanam aaha solluraaru da..

Vellum varai tholvi..!

"Vellum varai tholvi..!
"Sirikum varai kanneer....!
"Uthirum varai pookal....!
"Marayum varai Nilavu....!
"Maranam varai Un Natpu"

Nizhal kooda Ennai vittu pirium

"Nizhal kooda Ennai vittu pirium
"IRAVU"
Nerathil"...!!!
Aanaal Un Ninaivugal Ennai vittu piriyaathu
"ENTHA"
Nerathilum...

Thalaivar'ai yaen yelaarum stage'la kallaala adikiraa

Thalaivar'ai yaen yelaarum stage'la kallaala adikiraanga.?
Running Race'la first vantha oru ponnuku OODU GAALI'nu pattam koduthitaar..

ROJA pu vaadum MALLIGAI pu vaadum

ROJA pu
vaadum
MALLIGAI pu
vaadum
MULLAI pu
vaadum
THAALAM pu
vaadum
Aanal,
Vaadatha Pu..?
Un-SIRIPU
EN- ANBU
Nam- NATPU.

Sardar: Weightaana Padippu Padichum, Vela Kedaikala..

Sardar: Weightaana Padippu Padichum, Vela Kedaikala...
Man: Appadi Enna Weightaana Padippu Padicha..?
Sardar: Pre(Kg), L(Kg), U(Kg)
:-P;-(:-P

Yaarai Nee Veruthaalum,

Yaarai Nee Veruthaalum,
Unnai mattumaavathu Nesika katrukol. Aanal,
Intha Ulagileye miga miga sirantha Kadhal-Unnai Nee Nesipathuthaan.

Son: Naan School poga maataen

Son: Naan School poga maataen
Mom: enda?
Son: vela seiya poraen
Mom: UKG padichittu enna velai seiya pora?
Son: LKG girlsku tuition edukka poren

Vaazkai Enbadhu Mottukkal Nirambiya

Vaazkai
Enbadhu Mottukkal Nirambiya
Malar Thottam.
Nee
Sirikkum
Pothu Mattume
Adhil Pookkal Pookkiradhu.
So don't miss ur Smile.

Semester kavidhai:

Semester kavidhai:
"Irakkam illadha kelvigalukaaga".
"Urakkam illadha iravugal thevaya"?
So "Dont study
Bit adi"
pataas vedi..

Nice line:- Natpu ennum suriyanai azhi

Nice line:-
Natpu ennum suriyanai azhikkavum mudiyaathu..!
Nanbargal ennum
Natchathirangalai Ennavum mudiyaathu.....!
Friends rockz.

Exam neram.! Room oram.! Raathiri neram.! Book'a moodurom

Exam neram.!
Room oram.!
Raathiri neram.!
Book'a moodurom.!
Vidiya vidiya thoongurom.!

Unakku thunbam vanthaal athai

Unakku thunbam
vanthaal athai
un Nanbanidam sollathe..! Thunpathidam
Soll Enakku
Nanbarkal Irukirarkal
Endru..!"

Mandiri: Manna! Porukku thayaraga

Mandiri: Manna! Porukku thayaraga solli pakkathu naatu arasan SMS anupiyullan, enna seivathu?
Pulikesi: "MSG sending failed" endru thirupi anupu

Kallarai kaadhal vaasagam:

Kallarai kaadhal vaasagam:
"Nodiku nodi ninaikum unnai eppadi marappathu endru
theriyaamal thaan.......
urangivittaen intha kallaraiel"....

Nee Nesikum Idhayathil pala Aandukal

Nee Nesikum Idhayathil pala Aandukal vaalvathai vida Unnai Nesikum Idhayathil sila Nodikal vaalnthu paar ANBIN Sugam theriyum.

Man:- Enna Kaalailaye monkey kuda walking ga

Man:- Enna Kaalailaye monkey kuda walking ga?
Kabali:- Hello Mr. Ithu monkey illa dog.
Man:- Naan DOG kitta kaetean
:D
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Nee Vidum Pattam Kuda Uyarathil Paraka Marukirathu..., Athukum Ennai pola

Nee Vidum Pattam
Kuda Uyarathil
Paraka Marukirathu...,
Athukum Ennai pola
Unnai vittu Vilaki (pirinthu) sella Manam illayo..

Udhirntha Roja Pookalai Serkkavum Mudiyath

Udhirntha
Roja Pookalai
Serkkavum
Mudiyathu..!
Unnodu
Malarntha
En natpai
Pirikkavum
Mudiyathu..

Man1: Ethukunga paiyana pottu adikinga?

Man1: Ethukunga paiyana pottu adikinga?
Man2: Deepavali'ku cap vedikka saatha thuppaaki vendaamam.. A.K.47 thupaakki vendumam..

Deepangal Jolikka, Pattaasu vedikka, Pudhu Thuni Udhuthi,

Deepangal Jolikka,
Pattaasu vedikka,
Pudhu Thuni Udhuthi,
Magilchiyudan andha naalai neengal kondada,
En Iniya
Deepavali Vaazthukal

Natpu Vs. Sontham Sontham enbathu panithulipola,

Natpu Vs. Sontham
Sontham enbathu panithulipola,
nodi poluthil marainthuvidum
Aanaal natpu enbathu aagaayam pola,
endrume nilaithu irukkum.

Ponnu pudicha LOVE pannunga, Arrear vacha CLEAR pannunga,

Ponnu pudicha LOVE pannunga, Arrear vacha CLEAR pannunga, Ennoda SMS'kal pudichiruntha unga friendsa intha group la JOIN panna sollunga...

"Oru pennidam un Idhayathai kodu

"Oru pennidam un Idhayathai kodu
Athai aval udaithu
Tharuvaal.":)
"Udaintha idhayathai Nanbanidam kodu
Athai avan otta
Vaithu tharuvaan..:-)

Endro orunaal naan Azhuthadhai

Endro orunaal naan Azhuthadhai ninaithal indru sirippu varum,
(Kaadhal)
Endro naam sirithadhai ninaithaal indru azhugai varum,
(Natpu)

Tamil Feeling kavithai: Engu paarthaalum kathalarkal...

Feeling kavithai:
Engu paarthaalum kathalarkal...
Ennaithan kathalika yaarum illai endru thirumbinal ennaium kathalikirathu
En Nizhal...

Sardar: Doctor ennoda wife 1lit petrol kudichitta

Sardar: Doctor ennoda wife 1lit petrol kudichitta neenga thaan kaappathanum.
Doctor: No problem, 60km oda sollunga petrol theenthudum!

Uravu endru Sollavillai Unnai... Uyir endru thaan Solgiraen..

Uravu endru Sollavillai Unnai...
Uyir endru thaan Solgiraen..
Marandhum Pirindhu Vidathey...
Irandhu Viduvaen...
Endrum Natpudan....

Ungalukku Enna Kastam Irundhaalum

"Ungalukku Enna Kastam Irundhaalum" "Enna Thunbam Irundhaalum" Ennidam Phone Panni Sollunga.. Enakku "Incoming Free" thaan.

Azhaagana uruvagal "oru nimida santhosathai thaan tharum".,

Azhaagana uruvagal "oru nimida santhosathai thaan tharum".,
But,
Anbaana ullangal "aayull varai santhosathai tharum".
Unnai pola.

Oru pennai paarthu nilavai paarthaen Nilavil Oli Illai

Oru pennai paarthu nilavai paarthaen Nilavil Oli Illai
-ithu old.
Oru pennai parthu
Mobile i parthen
Mobile il balance
Illai.

Ennai vida mukiyamaana Uravugal Unakku Irukkalaam.!

Ennai vida mukiyamaana Uravugal Unakku Irukkalaam.!
Aanalum ithai Padikkum
Sila Nodigal ennai mattum Ninaikirai Athu pothum enakku.

Boy: Unga medical shopla ella marundum kidaikuma?

Boy: Unga medical shopla ella marundum kidaikuma?
Shop Keeper: ella marundhum kidaikum!
Boy:appa 1 kilo vedi marundhu kodu..

Man1: Intha bankla Kabali watch man ah

Man1: Intha bankla Kabali watch man ah irukkaaney yaen?
Man2: Avan thirudina panatha inga thaan deposit panni vachirukkaan...

Siragukal Illatha Paravaiyin Valkaiyum...! Natpu Illatha

Siragukal Illatha
Paravaiyin
Valkaiyum...!
Natpu Illatha
Manithanin Valkaiyum...!
Artham illatha
Valkai....!
By
Ungal Natpin Siragil
Oru Iragu.

Ella Pengalukkum Ennai pidikkum,

-Ella Pengalukkum Ennai pidikkum,
-Aanal Yaaridamum Ithuvarai sonnathillai
- I LOVE U -
-Ada,
Naa illinga.

Sema Punch Dialogue

*Sema Punch*
Bullet thulaikkaatha Idhayathayium, Pennin Punnagai thulaitthu vidum...
So Ponna paakkama polappa paarunga...

Manithanukku "pirachanai" illaina, kadavulukku

Real punch:
Manithanukku
"pirachanai"
illaina,
kadavulukku
"Archanai"
illai!...
Kaalai Vanakkam

Night Punch:- Vidiyum Varai Thoonguvathu Thookkam Alla..!

Night Punch:-
Vidiyum Varai Thoonguvathu Thookkam Alla..!
Nammaal Mudiyum Varai
Thoonguvathu
Thaan Thookkam.!
So Nallaa
Thoongunga.!

Thief: Unga veetla nagai ellam yenga vachirukaanga?

Thief: Unga veetla nagai ellam yenga vachirukaanga?
Baby: Ice cream vaangithaa solraen.
Thief: Inthaa
Baby: Adagu kadaila.
Thief: Pullayaa Nee?

Thudipathu Yen idhayam, Thudikka Vaippathu Un Ninaivugal...!

Thudipathu
Yen idhayam,
Thudikka
Vaippathu Un
Ninaivugal...!
Yennul
Kalantha
Un natpu,
Yen Uyir
irukkum varai
piriyaathu!

'SIVAJI'nu sonna summa ADHIRUM aana 'EN PERA' solli cella thooki podunga!

'SIVAJI'nu sonna summa ADHIRUM aana
'EN PERA' solli cella thooki podunga!
summa SEDHARUM..
Ithu eppudi..?
Dhil irundha try Pannunga paakalam...

Paaku Marathula Paaku Irukkum, Thaeku Marathula Thaeku Irukkum,

Paaku Marathula Paaku Irukkum, Thaeku Marathula Thaeku Irukkum,
Maa Marathula Maanga Irukkum,
Aana Pana Marathula Panam Irukumaa..!!

Nee thaedum pothu..! un arugil naan illai..! Aanal..!!

Nee thaedum pothu..!
un arugil naan illai..!
Aanal..!!
Nee ninaikum pothu.,
un manasellam
naan iruppaen..!
Un natpu nijam yendraal..!

Wife: Ennanga sorgatthla kanavan-manaivi saernthu vaala mudiyaathame?

Wife: Ennanga sorgatthla kanavan-manaivi saernthu vaala mudiyaathame?
Husband: Athanaala thaandi atha sorgam nu solluraanga
Wife:...????

The sea of births they alone swim

The sea of births they alone swim
Who clench His feet and cleave to Him.

Like senses stale that head is vain

Like senses stale that head is vain
Which bows not to Eight-Virtued Divine.

Who swims the sea of vice is he

Who swims the sea of vice is he
Who clasps the feet of Virtue's sea.

His feet, whose likeness none can find

His feet, whose likeness none can find
Alone can ease the anxious mind

They prosper long who walk His way

They prosper long who walk His way
Who has the senses signed away.

God's praise who tell, are free from right

God's praise who tell, are free from right
And wrong, the twins of dreaming night

Who hold His feet who likes nor loathes

Who hold His feet who likes nor loathes
Are free from woes of human births.

Long they live on earth who gain

Long they live on earth who gain
The feet of God in florid brain.

That lore is vain which does not fall

That lore is vain which does not fall 2
At His good feet who knoweth all.

'A' leads letters; the Ancient Lord

.'A' leads letters; the Ancient Lord
Leads and lords the entire world.

Uranga manamillai, ninaivil NEE..

Uranga manamillai, ninaivil NEE...
Uranginaal vizhikka manamillai kanavil NEE...
Vara vara Pei, Pisaasunga thollai thaanga mudiyalappa...!

"Oru tholviku pin aayiram kaaranagal irukum"...

"Oru tholviku pin aayiram kaaranagal irukum"....
"Anal oru vetriku mun aayiram tholvigal irukum"
Tholvigal patri kavalaipadathe.

Rasikka Therinthavanukku "IRUTTU" kooda

Rasikka Therinthavanukku "IRUTTU" kooda "AZHAGU" Thaan...!
Sirikka Therinthavanukku "SOGAM" Kooda "SUGAM" Thaan..
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Tamil Morning Punch

Morning Punch:
Brush Pannatha Pallum,
SMS Anupaadha Cellum.
Nalla Valndhadha Sarithramae illa!
Sari
Sms thaan anupala, Pallaavathu vilakunga..

Nice Line: "Sugangalai Pagirnthu Kolvathai Vida

Nice Line:
"Sugangalai Pagirnthu Kolvathai Vida, Sogangalai pagirnthu kollum "ANBU" yendrum Unmaiyanathu.!

Yosiththa Pin Varuvathu "Kavithai",

Yosiththa
Pin Varuvathu
"Kavithai",
Nesiththa
Pin Varuvathu
"Kaathal",
Aanal Nesikkaamalum Yosikkaamalum Varuvathuthaan "Natpu"

Kappale Kavunthaalum Kannathula Kai Vaika Koodathu...

Kappale
Kavunthaalum
Kannathula
Kai Vaika
Koodathu...
Yaen Theriyuma?
Kannathula Kai Vecha
Eppadi Neechal Adikka Mudiyum..

Nee Un Nanbarkalidam

Nee Un Nanbarkalidam
Pesum Podhu Ennai Marandhu
Vidukirai...
Ippadiku

Girl: Namma Lovekku Veetla Permission

Girl: Namma Lovekku Veetla Permission Kudutha Kalyanam Panrom,Illana Suicide Panrom
Boy: Rendum Onnuthane Apuram Yethuku Ivlo Feel Panra!
Girl:?

Unnai kaakavaikum uravai vida unaka

Unnai kaakavaikum uravai vida unakaaga kaathu kondirukum uravai Nesi.......
Endrum Nee Thedum inbam unnidam vandhu serum....