sardar jokes

Okay. Okay. Okay. Aaalright. Okay. Okay, Bye. Okay. Bye. Okay. Okay..
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Santa on the phone with wife.

May this Dasara, light up for you.

May this Dasara,
light up for you.
The hopes of Happy times,
And dreams for a year full of smiles!
Wish you Happy Dasara.

Long live the tradition of Hindu culture

Long live the tradition of Hindu culture,
as the generations have passed by,
Hindu culture is getting stronger and stronger
lets keep it up.
Best Wishes for Dashain

Good wishes for a joyous Navratri,

Fortunate is the one
Who has learned to admire,
But not to envy.
Good wishes for a joyous Navratri,
With a plenty of peace and prosperity.

Happy Vijaya Dashami Messages

As the candlelight flame
Ur life may always be happy,
As the mountain high
U move without shy,
As sunshine creates morning glory
fragrance fills years as Flory,
All darkness is far away
As light is on its way.
Wishing U all a very Happy Vijaya Dashami.

Ayutha poojai vaalthukkal

Mannippathil nee nallavanaga iru...
Aanal,
Avarkalai meendum nambi,
Muttaalaga irundhu vidadhe...!
Saraswathi nd Ayutha poojai vaalthukkal.

Happy dasara Sms

On this auspicious occasion,
I wish the color, bliss and beauty
Of this festival€¦
Be with you throught the year!
Happy dasara

season of diwali and always!!!!!!!! Shubh Deepavali

t's is a special time when family
And friends get together for fun.
Wishing laughter and fun to cheer your days,
In this festive season of diwali and always!!!!!!!!
Shubh Deepavali

Roshni ke diye aapki jingagi

Sri ram ji aapke ghar sukh ki barsat karen,
Dukhon ka naas karen.
Prem ki phuljhari aur anar aapke ghar ko roshan kare.
Roshni ke diye aapki jingagi me khusiya layen.
Happy deepawali

Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne

Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne rab se...
Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Purey imaan se,
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se...
Happy Diwali!!

Let us keep Diwali holding it close 2 our hearts

Let us keep Diwali holding it close 2 our hearts for its meaning never ends and its spirit is the warmth and joy of remembering friends

May ur happiness b as big as Ganeshji's

May ur happiness b as big as Ganeshji's ear, ur problem b as tiny as his mouse, ur LIFE b as long as his trunk n moments b as sweet as his Laddu. HAPPY DIWALI

It is time to feel good, time 4 reunion

It is time to feel good, time 4 reunion, time 2 share happiness, time to feel being loved, time 2 show ur love, time 2 live for others and time to wish for peace. HAPPY DIWALI. cheeeeeers.

Wish u a very Happy Diwali!

Is diwali pe humari dua hai ki apka har sapnna pura ho,
duniya ke unche mukam apke ho,
shoharat ki bulandiyon par naam apka ho!
Wish u a very Happy Diwali!

Troubles as light as Air,

Troubles as light as Air,
love as deep as Ocean,
Friends as Solid as Diamonds,
and Success as bright as Gold…
These are my wishes for you and your family on this Diwali..

Goddess Laxmi bless you with prosperity

May the Goddess Laxmi bless you with prosperity and good luck.
Happy Dhanteras And DIPAWALI to u and your FAMILY..

Lights & Candles. Sweetmeats & Candies

Lights & Candles.
Sweetmeats & Candies.
Sparkles & Crackles.
May all these lighten & sweeten ur Diwali!

Happy Diwali in advance

Is DIWALI se agli DIWALI tak apko gharwali baharwali sabjiwali fulwali kaamwal i officewali dudhwali sabka pyar mile Happy Diwali in advance

Wish u and your family a very happy

Wish u and your family a very happy diwali & prosperous new year. May God fulfill all your wishes in wealth, health & happiness in your life.

Light for ur brightful future

Light for ur brightful future;
Cracker for ur demolish of ur failure;
Rangoli for ur colorful life;
happy diwali..

wish for glowing DIWALI, glowing life

Sun glows for a day,
Candle for an hour,
Matchstick for a minute,
But a wish can glow days forever,
So here is my wish for glowing DIWALI, glowing life!!

May the light that we celebrate at Diwali

May the light that we celebrate at Diwali show us the way and lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony.

HapPy DiWaLi...!!

Happy Diwali that leads you on the road of Success.

Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se,
Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!!
Happy Diwali that leads you on the road of Success.

A warm Diwali wish for every happiness.

A warm Diwali wish for every happiness.

May the warmth that is a part of this auspicious occasion,

fill your life with happiness and bring to you joy and prosperity, for the whole year.

my greeting to you for happiness

my greeting to you for happiness,peace,progress and prosperity in your life....Enjoy and celebrate...Happy Diwali

Aur tum insaano jaisi vyavhaar karna shuru kardo.. Happy Diwali 2011

Main aasha karta hun
Ki iss diwali ke sunder mauke pe,
Diwali ki aloakik Prakaash se,
Tumhare dimaag main kuch ujala ho..
Aur tum insaano jaisi vyavhaar karna shuru kardo..
Happy Diwali 2011

Raat ko jalde sy nendh a gai,

Raat ko jalde sy nendh a gai,
Subh uthy to diwali a gai,
Socha send karon ap ko diwali sms,
Daikha to aap ke b miss call a gai..
Wish you a very Happy Diwali.

We pray to the gods Diwali is here.

The sweet smell of flowers
The array of colors
Diwali is here

Firecrackers are heard
Candles are lit
Presents are given
We pray to the gods
Diwali is here.

-- HAPPY DIWALI --

This Diwali I Am Sending You CASH

This Diwali I Am Sending You CASH:
C-Care
A-Affection
S-Smiles
H-Hugs
* HAPPY DIWALI *

DIPAWALI "MUBARAK"

Koyal ko awaz
"MUBARAK"
Awaz ko sur
"MUBARAK"
Sur ko sungeet
"MUBARAK"
aur aap ko hamari taraf se
Dhan 13
Rup 14
Or DIPAWALI "MUBARAK"

All wishing you a very very HAPPY DIWALI!

With my
1 heart
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206 bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A"S...
All wishing you a very very
HAPPY DIWALI!

I Pray to God to give U Shanti, Shakti, Sampati, Swarup,

I Pray to God to give U
Shanti,
Shakti,
Sampati,
Swarup,
Saiyam,
Saadgi,
Safalta,
Samridhi,
Sanskar,
Swaasth,
Sanmaan,
Saraswati,
aur SNEH.
SHUBH DIWALI...

This van is loaded with LOVE n CARE

l''l________
--/ l__l Delivery
| | ________
L(o)__l___(o)__|
This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI

This van is loaded with LOVE n CARE

l''l________
--/ l__l Delivery
| | ________
L(o)__l___(o)__|
This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI

May the divine light of diwali

May the divine light of diwali
spread into your Life
peace, prosperity, happiness
and good health.

Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,

Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,
Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai,
Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur
apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai.
* Happy Diwali *

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3 days
72 hours
4320 mins..
259200 seconds..
are left.. I think i am the first person to
wish U HAPPY DIWALI..

With gleam of Diyas And the Echo of the Chants

With gleam of Diyas
And the Echo of the Chants
May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life
Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!!

May the joy, cheer, Mirth and merriment

May the joy, cheer,
Mirth and merriment
Of this divine festival
Surround you forever.
May the happiness,
That this season brings
Brighten your life
And, hope the year
Brings you luck and
Fulfills all your dearest dreams!
Happy deepavali

May the beauty Of deepavali season

May the beauty
Of deepavali season
Fill your home with
Happiness,
And may the coming year
Provide you with all
That bring you joy!

Happy Deepavali

For this, is a special time when family
And friends get together,for fun.
Wishing laughter and fun to cheer your days,
In this festive season of diwali and always!!!!!!!!
“Happy Deepavali‚

Height of Technical Thinking

Height of Technical Thinking: A software engineer falling from the roof of a building and shouting-F1 F1 F1, instead of Help Help Help!

Teacher jokes

Teacher: Where is the capital of India? Pappu: In Swiss Banks...

2 new eras

The 2 new eras of India: BC-Before Corruption; AD-Anna Dominance.

manage 4 Anna

Why did the govt. did away with 25 paisa coin? Bcoz they couldn't handle 1 Anna, how could they manage 4 Anna.

Anna sms jokes

Anna is the new Rajnikanth... The police does not decide when he leaves jail... he does!

Indian Cricket team also supports Anna Hazare

Indian Cricket team also supports Anna Hazare - They have decided not to win even a single Test match, until the Jan Lokpal bill is passed.

Anna hazare sms jokes

BREAKING NEWS: Another meeting on ANNA Issue is on at JW Marriot Mumbai attended by Salman Khan, Rahul Gandhi, Yuvraj Singh & Harbhajan Singh. They were worried & discussed emergence of another POPULAR BACHELOR at the age of 74, who is seeking more attention of girls than these chronicle bachelors! So they decided to work together for resolving of crisis to prevent competition!!!

India vs England Series

India vs England Series: This is what happens to the Indian Cricket team when people like Poonam Pandey don't keep their commitment!

Facebook jokes

Similarity between FACEBOOK & JAIL: In both cases people sit, waste time and write on Walls!

Wife to husband

Wife to husband: You don't love me at all. Husband points towards their 5 children and says, `Do you think I have downloaded them from Google`?

My wife treats

My Wife treats me like GOD! She takes NO notice of my Existence till she wants Something.

Vaazhkkaiyil saadhanai padainthe

Vaazhkkaiyil saadhanai padainthe Enpathai vida Yaaraiyum Vethanai Padutha villai Enpathe Siranthathu.

Nesippadhu ellaam kidaithu vittaal... kanneer thuligalukku madhippillai... Kidaipathai

Nesippadhu ellaam
kidaithu
vittaal...
kanneer thuligalukku madhippillai...
Kidaipathai
ellaam
nesithu
vittaal
kanneerukku
velai
illai...

Vaalkai Onnum "MP3" Player Illa

Vaalkai Onnum "MP3" Player Illa
Namaku
Pidicha Paattai Pottu Kekurathuku
Athu "FM Radio" Maathiri.!
Vara Paattai Naamadhan Rasika Palagikanum

Mathavangala Impress Pandrathukkaga

Mathavangala Impress Pandrathukkaga Nee Edhuvum Pannaadha; Nee Pandradha Paarthu Mathavanga Impress Aaganum... That's a Life Style.

UNnai yosithu parthen enaku moochu thinariyathu

UNnai yosithu parthen enaku moochu thinariyathu.. Pinbu thaan therinthathu uNnai yosithu partha nerangalil naan 'Swasikka maranthu vitten' endru

Teacher: "Endaa.. Naan Classkkulla

Teacher: "Endaa.. Naan Classkkulla Varumbothu Mattum Kannadi Podurae.
Boy: Thalavali Varumbothu Mattum Doctor Kannadi Poda Sonnar Madam., Athan.

Naam thedi thedi Nesitha oruvarai Orunaal verukkalam!

Naam thedi thedi
Nesitha oruvarai
Orunaal verukkalam!
Aanaal
Nammai thedi thedi Nesithavarai
Orunaalum Verukka Mudiyaathu...

Thanimaiyaaga Irukirai Yendru Ninaithu Varuththa Padaadhe.

Thanimaiyaaga
Irukirai
Yendru
Ninaithu
Varuththa
Padaadhe..
Ovvoru
Nodium
Yaaravathu
Unnai
Ninaithu
Kondirupaargal.
Ipothu Naan..!

Nimishangal Ponaal enna,

Nimishangal Ponaal enna,
Nodigal ullathu,
Unnai ninaikka!
Nodigal
ponaalum kavalai illai,
En idhaya
thudippu ullathu
Un peyar
solli thudikka

Principal: Padikira pasanga oru naalaikku

Principal: Padikira pasanga oru naalaikku 6 mani neram thoongina pothum.
Student: veetlaya school'layaa sir..?
Principal: ?!?!?!?

Ponting: pilot plane niruthungaaa

Ponting: pilot plane niruthungaaa
Gayle: yen?
Ponting: SA varanga
wait pannunga.. Smith: venam venam nenga ponga, naan pakistan kuda vanthudraen

Power of Silent Kavithai

Power of Silent Kavithai-)
Pakkam pakkamaai peasa ninaikkiren, aanalum nee pakkathil varum pothu munthik kolkirathu
''MOUNAM".

Manmohan to Rajapakshe: Machaan final match paaka

Manmohan to Rajapakshe: Machaan final match paaka Mumbai vaa da.
Gilani: Maapula pogatha enakku vacha maathiri unakum aapu vaipaan da

Professor: Yaen Late? Boy: Sorry Sir, Busla Asanthu Thoongittaen.

Professor: Yaen Late?
Boy: Sorry Sir, Busla Asanthu Thoongittaen.
Professor: Rascal, Classku Varathu Kulla enna Avasaram.

Unmaiyaaga nesipavargalai oru nimidam

Unmaiyaaga nesipavargalai oru nimidam
kangalai moodi ninaikum pothu
pirivin yekkam vizhi oram kasigira kanneer thuligalil theriyum...!

Kannuku Ettaatha Thoorathil Nee irunthaalum

Kannuku
Ettaatha
Thoorathil
Nee
irunthaalum,
Kan
imaikum
Nerathil
vanthu
Sellum
un
Ninaivugal
dhaan
Nam
natpukku
uyir
Koduthu
konde
irukirathu.

Meendum Oru Jenmam iruppadhu Nijamaanaal

Meendum
Oru Jenmam iruppadhu Nijamaanaal....!
Nee Mattum Enakku Podhum....!
Uravaaga alla....!
Uyir Tharum NATPAAGA..

tamil friendship messages

Ninaivugal athigarikkum pothu natpinai thedi selvom
Nanbargalai piriyumpothu ninaivugalai thedi selvom.
That is true friendship.

Ennai kaditha kosuvai Naan pidithaen

Ennai kaditha kosuvai Naan pidithaen, aanal adikkavillai. vittu vittaen.
Yaen theriyuma?
Payapulla adhu odambula oduradhu namma raththamula

EndrBoomiyil Poopathu Ellam Poou Sonnaal

 EndrBoomiyil Poopathu Ellam Poou Sonnaal,
Un Azhagaana Punnagaiyai Ennavendru Solvathu...
Note: Romba sirikathinga ithu enakku vantha msg.

'Unnidam anbaaga pesum poiyaana ullangalai vida.

'Unnidam anbaaga pesum poiyaana ullangalai vida...,
Unnidam urimayodu sandai podum ullathai nesi...
Adhuve unmaiyaana

Hand wash'nna kai kazhuvaradhu

Hand wash'nna kai kazhuvaradhu, 'Face wash'nna mugam kazhuvaradhu, Appo 'brain wash' nna braina kazhuvaradhaa?

Important tips to MBA students What is Marketing ?

Important tips to MBA students
What is Marketing ?

1.U c a girl at party. U go n say:"I am rich. Marry me!"-Direct Marketing."

2.At party wit bunch of friends n u c girl.1of ur frnz goes n says: "He's rich."Marry him."-Advertising."

3.Girl walks to u says:"U r very rich! Marry Me?"Brand Recognition."

4.U go 2 her n say "Marry me!"She give s a slap"Customer Feedback"

5. U go n say-Marry me!"She introduces her husband-"Demand supply gap."

A Venetian law decrees that all gondolas must be painted black. The only exceptions are gondolas belonging to high public officials.

"To prevent violence," it was at one time customary at certain phases of the moon to chain and flog inmates of England's notorious Bedlam Hospital.

Two wheeler thought

Two Wheeler Thought
'Hero honda'la hero pogalam
But
'Yamaha'la yaman poga mudiuma?

Saraku sms jokes monitor mbbs

Dr Monitor MBBS,
ulcer Specialist.
Dr.Wills
LungsSpecialist.
Dr.Manikchand
Mouth Cancer Specialist.
Dr.Beer
Thoppai Specialist..

Vinayagar chaturthi

There are 12 days for vinayagar
chaturthi.
so kaliman demand aiducham.
so unga mandil irukarada safe
pannikinga.

Sachin tamil jokes

Sachin century Adicha.
"Stadum Full".
Rajini padam Nadicha.
"Theatre Full"
Thalla S.M.S. anupuna unga
"INBOX FULL"

Naragathil yeman

Naragathil yeman and man.
MAN: nan en wifeuku oru call pannikuren
how much paise?
YEMAN:naragam to naragam FREE

Emma unga paper

Vasagar: Enma unga paper la uppu sappe
illa?
Writer: padikka sonna.....
ungala yaru nakki
pakka sonnathu.

Mudhal masam january

Teacher : Mudhal masam january !
rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?
Student: Delivary teacher.

Kangal seyum siru

Kangal seyum siru thavarukku idhyam
anubavikkum aayul thandanai.
"KADHAL"

Enga manager sms

Friend 1: Enga manager gangaru mathiri.
Friend 2: "yeppadi?"
Friend 1: "Yeppavum oru kuttiyodathan
iruppaar?"

Parthiban vadivalu jokes

Parthiban: Banna evlo?
Vadivalu:Onnu 1 rupee
Parthiban: 60 paisaku varatha?
Vadivalu: 60 paisaku tholdhan varum.
Parthiban:40 paisa thola vachukittu
palatha kudu

Lkg boy sms

LKG Boy: Dai Machan Examukku bit
eduthudu poniye ennachu?
Boy 2; Ady poda bita jattila vachu
eduthudu ponen. Atha maranthudu jattila
ucha poitten.

Satisfy d person who xpext a smile

A fantastic quote:
"Satisfy d person who xpect a smile frm U...
&
Surprise d person who xpected nothin frm U"
gud mrng. hav a nice day. :-)

Nenjai Thotta kavithai

Nenjai Thotta kavithai:
"pasi" endra ondru
mattum illai yendraal,
pirandha kulandhaiyum "pettra Thaayai" marandhu vidum

Urimai illaatha uravum..! Unmai illaatha

Urimai illaatha
uravum..!
Unmai illaatha
Anbum..!
Endrum
Nirantharam illai

Boy1: Machi nethu class'la enna

Boy1: Machi nethu class'la enna oru sappa figure kiss adichittaada.
Boy2:Nee miss kitta solluda!
Boy1:kiss adichathae ava dhaanda.:D

Kavidhai endraley Anaivarum amaidhiyaaga

Kavidhai endraley Anaivarum amaidhiyaaga thaan vaasippom.
Yaen theriyuma:-
Adhu oru,

Punch solli romba naalachula:

Punch solli romba naalachula:
Overa pesura vaaiyum,
Over night la kaththura naaiyum,
adi vaangaama ponatha sarithiram illa.

Ulagil Yethanai Kadavul Irunthaalum

Ulagil Yethanai
Kadavul Irunthaalum...!!
Unnai Enakku
Uravaaga
Thantha,
Un "ANNAI" yum
Enakku Oru
Kadavul Thaan..

'Unnai Vida Un Ninaivukal Melanavai Yaen

'Unnai
Vida
Un
Ninaivukal
Melanavai
Yaen
Endraal
Avai
Endrum
Ennai
Vittu
Piriya
Ninaipathillai.."
-

Companyla Palaya Tube Light Kudhutha Pudhu

Companyla Palaya Tube Light Kudhutha Pudhu Tube Light Tharangalam!
Nan Mudiyadhunu Solliten!
Yeana?
"Enakku Nee thaan Mukkiyam"

Oru Anbaana Idhayam Aayiram Azhagaana Mugathirku Samam

"Oru Anbaana Idhayam Aayiram Azhagaana Mugathirku Samam"..
So, "Epothum Azhagana Mugathai Vida, Anbana Idayathayae Nesi."

Kaathal tholviyil Kan Kalangi Ni

Kaathal tholviyil Kan Kalangi Nirkum Nanbanai Paarthu Matroru Nanban Sonna Oru Aarudhal Vaarthai.


"Apram Machi Beera, Sarakka."?

"Natpin Alai Nee..! Kadarkarai Manal Naan..

"Natpin Alai Nee..!
Kadarkarai Manal Naan...!
Nee, Ooyaamal Pesuvathai Ellam,
Naan Urangaamaal, Kettu Kondirupaen.

Daily un Msg kaaga Wait panraen! Nee anuparadhey

Daily un
Msg kaaga
Wait panraen!
Nee anuparadhey
Illa!
Iniyum anupalana Naan "ground floor-la"
Irunthu kudhichiruven!
Sirikadha
Be serious!

Palamozhi remix: 1.Oru Paanai Sothuku, Oru Kudam Kolambu.

Palamozhi remix:
1.Oru Paanai Sothuku, Oru Kudam Kolambu.
2.Ooraan Pillaya ootti Valarthaal, Un Pondaati Unnai Sandhegapaduva

Nanbanai patri therinthu kollvathi

Nanbanai patri therinthu kollvathi vida..,
purinthu kollvathey unmaiyaana natpu.!

Sardar1: Enna Machan Nalla Irukkiya, Romba

Sardar1: Enna Machan Nalla Irukkiya, Romba Naala Phone'ye Kaanom...!
Sardar2: Maapla Saththiyama naa Edukalada, Nalla Thedi Paaruda...! :D

Nesam enpathu ninaikum varai.!!

Nesam enpathu ninaikum varai.!!
Paasam enpathu palagum varai.!!
Kaathal enpathu kayapadum varai.!!
Natpu enpathu naadi thudippu Nirkkum varai

Man1: Andha Gramathula engu paarthalum

Man1: Andha Gramathula engu paarthalum orey Kundoosi ya irukke yean?
Man2: Athuva, adhu migavum Pin thangiya Gramam'maam. Adhan
Man1:!?!?

TEACHER: Un Padippu Mela Yaruku

TEACHER: Un Padippu Mela Yaruku Akkarai jaasthy?
BOY: Bus Conductorku than
TEACHR: Eppadi?
BOY: Avar than Daily Nee PAASA, Nee PAASA'nu
kekurare

Thamarai elayil Thannir Ottavillai endralum

"Thamarai elayil Thannir Ottavillai endralum. Thannir illamal thamarai illai. Neeyum nanum arukil illai endralum. Un ninaivu illaamal naan illai

Daily Night Unnai Ninaithu Ninaithu ... Enakku Thookamey

Daily Night Unnai
Ninaithu
Ninaithu ...
Enakku Thookamey
Varala
Kaaranam?
Enakku "Pei Pisaasu "Endraal
Ore BAYAM!
Cool...cool..!

Amaichar: Manna, Ethiri Naattu Arasan Oolai Anuppi

Amaichar: Manna, Ethiri Naattu Arasan Oolai Anuppi Irukkiraan..
Pulikesi: Appadiya? Aranmanaikku "Concrete" Pottachu Endru Thiruppi Anuppi Vidu

Neeyum Naanum Ulagileye Best Friends.

Neeyum Naanum
Ulagileye Best Friends.
Naan Kadal,
Ne Meen.
Naan Nila,
Ne Vaanam.
Naan Maram,
Nee
Korangu.Ok ok Keela erangu.

Po endru sonnaalum UN Nizhal "Unnai " Vittu pogathu

Po endru sonnaalum
UN Nizhal
"Unnai "
Vittu pogathu.
Athai pondrathu
thaan
En
Natpum!
Aanaal
Enn Natpu
Nizhal alla Nijam.

Namma Hospital Vilambarathuku

Doctor1: Namma Hospital Vilambarathuku
Oru Nalla
Punch Dialogue Sollunga...?
Doctor2: "Koottitu Vaanga.., Thookittu Ponga

Nurse namma kaiya pidicha

Check up-kkum, Pick up-kkum yenna vithiyaasam..?
Nurse namma kaiya pidicha "Check up",
Nurse kaiya naama pidicha "pick up"

Yenda UJALA bottle'a keela pottu thaandi kittu iruka

Appa: Yenda UJALA bottle'a keela pottu thaandi kittu iruka?
Son: Naalaiku enga School'la "NEELAM" thaandra Potti,
Adhan practise pannitu iruken

Marappatharku Nee Ondrum Manalil Varaintha Oviyam

KAVITHAI:
"Marappatharku Nee Ondrum Manalil Varaintha Oviyam Alla"...
"Manathil Pathintha Kaaviyam"..

Ulagam Enbathil Nee chinna

Ulagam
Enbathil
Nee chinna
Jeevan..
Aanaal
Unnai
Nesikkum
Oru jeevanukku
nee dhaan.
" ULAGAM "..
That is life...

Ennada Mark kammiya Vaangirukka

Appa: "Ennada Mark kammiya Vaangirukka?
Paiyan: "Villaivaasi Earippochu Ethaiyume athigama Vaanga Mudiyalappa...!
Appa: !?!?!?!

Sinthikka Vaikum Varigal

Sinthikka Vaikum Varigal:
Saatharana Manithan Puthagathodu Iruppaan,
Saathanai Manithan Puthagathil Iruppaan...!

IRAVU VANAKKAM

Unnaiyum Ennaiyum
Pirikum Intha Iravai Paarka Pidikamal Vidiyum varai kan Moodi irukka Pogiraen...
'IRAVU VANAKKAM'

Erumai maatuke sms anupuvor sangam.

Olunga padikkalaina maadu meikka solvanga aana olunga maadu meikkalana yaaravathu padikka solluvangala?
-By
Erumai maatuke sms anupuvor sangam.

Vinnil Nilavu Illaatha Naatkal Undu.. Mannil

Vinnil
Nilavu Illaatha
Naatkal Undu..
Mannil
Mazhai Pozhiyaatha
Kaalamum
Undu..
Anaal,
Yennul
Un
Ninaivu Illaatha
Nodigal Illai..

tamil exam tip sms

Exam tip:
Padikkum pothu Thookkam vantha enna seiyanum,
padippu thaan varala, thookamavathu varuthey nu thoongiranum..

"Anbukkum" "panbukum" oru vithiyaasam.

"Anbukkum" "panbukum" oru vithiyaasam.
"Anbu" unnnai pola Azhagaanadhu. "Panbu" un natpai pola punithamanathu

Man1: Tonic saapidum pothu

Man1: Tonic saapidum pothu
yaen room kadhava close pandringa..?
Man2: Doctor thaan "Arai" moodi
tonic kudika sonnaar...

SINGAM thoongum bothu naama elupinaalum

SINGAM thoongum bothu naama elupinaalum, naama thoongumbothu SINGAM elupinaalum, Sangu namakuthaan...
So, Don't disturb ME.
Naan thoonga poraen.

Mozhiyin arumai pesaatha pothu,

Mozhiyin arumai pesaatha pothu,
Malarin arumai vaadum pothu,
Uyirin arumai uyir piriyum pothu,
Natpin arumai nee yen arugil illaatha pothu.

Husband: Ennadi Sambaarla Orey sillarai

Husband: Ennadi Sambaarla Orey sillarai kaasa irukku?
Wife: Neengathana sambaarla konjam change venum'nu Sonneenga athaan.

UNARNTHU KOL MANITHA

UNARNTHU KOL MANITHA:
"Pothikkum pothu
puriyaatha 'kalvi'...
un!
Vaalkkaiyai bhaathikkum pothuthaan puriyum"..

Neenga enakku love letter

Kathali: Neenga enakku love letter kodutha vishayam enga veetla ellaarukum
therinjupochu!
Kathalan: Aiyo un thangachikuma?

Kovam" oru single paper maathiri.

Kovam"
oru single paper maathiri.
But "anbu"
enbadhu diary maathiri...
Single paper kaaga diarya miss pannaathinga...!

Man: En Magan'kitta Ponnu Laddu

Man: En Magan'kitta Ponnu Laddu Maathiri Iruppa'nu Sonnadhu Thappa pochu
Frnd: ennaachu?
Man: Ponnu Paakka Pona Idathla Ponna Kadichu Vechittaan

Man 1: Hotel la saaptu Mudichu paakraen

Man 1: Hotel la saaptu Mudichu paakraen Kai la kaasu illa!
Man 2: Adada! Aparam Enna aachu
Man 1: Aparam pocket la Irunthu Eduthu kuduthaen...

True line: "Naam Pazhakiya Naatkal

True line:
"Naam Pazhakiya Naatkal
Mekam Pol Kalainthu Sendraalum,
Un Ninaivukal Endrum Vaanathai Pol Nilaithu
Irukum!"

Kavithai:- "Yella kutrangalaiyum mannikkum

Kavithai:-
"Yella kutrangalaiyum mannikkum orey 'NEEDHI MANDRAM' Ammaavin 'IDHAYAM..!"
Love ur mother...

Nesikka... Un Anbu irukum poluthu

Nesikka...
Un Anbu
irukum poluthu
Swaasikka kaatru etharku.,
Naan
100 varudam Vaallvaen... kaatrillaamal
Un anbudan...

Girl: Nee Mattum Enakku Husbanda

Girl: Nee Mattum Enakku Husbanda Vantha kandipa Coffeela Visatha Pottu Koduthuruven
Boy: Nee Enaku Wife'a Vantha kandipa Naan Athai Kudichiduven

Thanimaiyaaga Irukirai Yendru Ninaithu Varuththa

Thanimaiyaaga
Irukirai
Yendru
Ninaithu
Varuththa
Padaadhe..
Ovvoru
Nodium
Yaaravathu
Unnai
Ninaithu
Kondirupaargal.
Ipothu Naan..

Loveroda thangachi namakku missed call kudutha

Loveroda thangachi namakku missed call kudutha intha samuthaayam enna sollum....?
Kannaa..... rendaavathu laddu thinga aasaiya...!;-)

Aaavi 1:Visam Kudichi Saaka Ponaen.,

Aaavi 1:Visam Kudichi Saaka Ponaen.,
Visathula Kalapadam, Saagala!
A2: Apparam..?
A1:
Kaappatha Medicine Koduthaanga., Medicinela Kalappadam

Enakku Pidikkaatha Ondrai Ninaikka Theriyaathu"...

"Enakku Pidikkaatha Ondrai
Ninaikka Theriyaathu"...
"Piditha
Unnai
Marakka Theriyaathu"

Vilaamal vaalnthaen.

"Vilaamal vaalnthaen.!
enbathu... perumai alla,
Vilunthaalum elunthaen.!
enbathey perumai".
Keep confident Anytime..

Pirakkum podhu Illaadha,

Pirakkum podhu
Illaadha,
Un Peyar
Irakkum podhu
Unnudan thaan
Irukkum.
Adhai,
" Saavukku "
Kodukkaamal,
" Saritthiratthirku "
Kodu.!

Teacher: Radio vai Kandu Pidithavar

Teacher:
Radio vai Kandu Pidithavar
"Marconi"
Student: Enga
Veetlayum Oru
Radio
Kaanaama Poochu Sir.
Kandu Pidichu
Kuduppaaraa.?
Teacher:..?

Tamil feeling sms messages

My feel:
Naan Neasikkum Palar Enakku SMS anupa Maranthaalum..!
Ennai Neasikkum Ellorukkum Naan SMS anupa Marappathillai...

tamil sms jokes category friendship

FRIENDSHIP:
Kattumaram pol
Un ninaivugalai sumappaen,
Karai serum varai alla,
Kallarai serum varai...

tamil sms jokes collection

Friend1: Dhinamum un wife ku poo vaangittu poreye...
Wife mela avvalavu paasama?
Friend 2: Maapla, paasam wife mela illa da, poo kaari mela..

Man 1: Hotel la saaptu Mudichu paakraen

Man 1: Hotel la saaptu Mudichu paakraen Kai la kaasu illa!
Man 2: Adada! Aparam Enna aachu
Man 1: Aparam pocket la Irunthu Eduthu kuduthaen...

True line: "Naam Pazhakiya Naatkal

True line:
"Naam Pazhakiya Naatkal
Mekam Pol Kalainthu Sendraalum,
Un Ninaivukal Endrum Vaanathai Pol Nilaithu
Irukum!"

Love ur mother..

Kavithai:-
"Yella kutrangalaiyum mannikkum orey 'NEEDHI MANDRAM' Ammaavin 'IDHAYAM..!"
Love ur mother..

Paasamaana Natpukku" "Chellamaana

'Paasamaana
Natpukku"
"Chellamaana
Anbuku"
"Uyiraana
Uravukku"
"Unmaiyaana
Manasuku"
Oru inimaiyaana IDAYAM Sollum
KaaLai Vanakkam

"Maranam" Illaamal Vaala "Aasai"

"Maranam" Illaamal Vaala "Aasai" Thaan Yenakku..!
Indha "Mannil" Alla..!
Un
"Manadhil".....
Oru nalla Nanbanaaga..

Man1: Un paiyan unna urichu vachaa

Man1: Un paiyan unna urichu vachaa maadiriyae irukkaan pa.
Man2: Naadhari, konjam meduva paesu. Adhu pakkathu veettu paiyan.:D

Vaalkkai Enbathu Nee Indha Ulagaththil Irukkum

Vaalkkai Enbathu
Nee
Indha
Ulagaththil Irukkum
varai Alla.,
Matravargal Manathil
Nee
Vaalum
varai..!
Live
in
more
'Hearts'...!

Aadukalam special: Father: dai result vara poguthu

Aadukalam special:
Father: dai result vara poguthu da bayama illaiya
Son: bayama enakka hey hey..
Naangalam semesterla'ye sleeping ah podravaiga

Father: Examla ethana kelvi kettanga

Father: Examla ethana kelvi kettanga?
Son: 5 kelvi pa
Father: Ne ethana kelviya vittuta?
Son: Mudhal moonayum, Kadasi rendayum vittuten
Fathr:??

En kannai nesikiren athu unnai

En kannai nesikiren athu unnai kaattiyathal!
En idhayathai nesikiren athil nee iruppathal!
Ennaye naan nesikiren unnudan naan natpu kondathaal!

Ethirpaarpukal Illai Endraal

"Ethirpaarpukal Illai Endraal Vaalvil
Arthamey
Illai..!"
-Ethirparkiraen Endrum Ungalidam
"Alagaana ANBAI"
Mattum..

Vengayathirkum, friendshipirkum

Vengayathirkum, friendshipirkum oru otrumai irukku theriyuma?
Rendium cut panni paaru... kannu kalangum

Innaikku Setha Naalaiku Paalu.

Innaikku Setha Naalaiku Paalu..
Idhukku Naduvula Namakku Yedhuku
"Aalu"
By....
Petrorgal Sonnaal Petrol'yum Kudippor Sangam.

Kavithai: Nee vidum pattam kooda uyarathil

Kavithai:
Nee vidum pattam kooda uyarathil parakka marukirathu!
Yaaruku thaan manasu varum unnai vittu vilagi sella...!
My dear friend..

Cooker: nee yaen ivalavu karuppa iruka

Cooker: nee yaen ivalavu karuppa iruka?
Vadasatti: ivalavu karuppa irukkumpothe nee enna parthu visil adikkara
Konjam vellaiya iruntha viduvaya?

Sila uravugal "punnagai pola",

Sila uravugal
"punnagai pola", eppovathu ninaivu varum..
sila uravugal
"moochu kaatru" maathiri, eppavum koodave irukkum.. 'Ungalai' pola!!

Kanavukkum, Latchiyathukum Oru

Kanavukkum, Latchiyathukum Oru Vithiyaasam, Kanavukku Thevai 'Amaithiyaana Thookam' Latchiyathuku Thevai 'Thookamilatha' Ulaippu..

"Sumaikalai Kandu Thuvandu

"Sumaikalai
Kandu
Thuvandu
Vidathae,
Ulakatthai
Thaangum
Poomiye
Un Kaladiyil Thaan irukkirathu"
*Kudiyarasu thina vaazthukal*

Sardar wife: raathri mobile charge podathinga,

Sardar wife: raathri mobile charge podathinga, Battery blast aagidum
Sardar: Enakku theriyum, athukku thaan battery'a eduthuttu charge podurain

Sila Neram Ninaivil., Sila Neram

Sila
Neram
Ninaivil.,
Sila
Neram
Arukil..,
Sila
Neram
Tholaivil...
Aanaal Nee
Endrum
Enn...
" Manathil "

Tamil microsoft joke

Oru aalu oru kaakka valarthaan
Atha touch panna, romba smooth'aa soft'aa irukkum
Avan adukku yenna peyar vaippaan?
?
?
?
?
"MI-CRO-SOFT"

Director Shankarkum engalukum oru vithyaasam avaru

Director Shankarkum engalukum oru vithyaasam avaru 100 kodi Rs selavu panni 1 msg solluraaru
naanga 1 Rs selavu panni, daily 100 msg solluvom.

Mugam Paarka Mudiyaadha Dhoorathil

Mugam
Paarka
Mudiyaadha
Dhoorathil
Nee
Irundhaalum
balance illaatha mobilai Naan
vaithirunthalum
Unmaiyana
Nam ANBU
Endrum SmS'il
Thodarum

Unnai Vittu Piriya Manam Illai Enakku,

Unnai Vittu Piriya Manam Illai Enakku,
Athanaal thaan Ninaikum Pothellam..
Unnai Thottu Selgiraen...
Vizhikalidam Imaigal solliya kavithai..!!

Cute kavithai: "Nimidangal kooda

Cute kavithai:
"Nimidangal kooda varudangalaaga maatra aandavanai vendugiraen.
Un natpil naan vaalum naatkal needikka vendum enpatharkaaka..

Teacher: Indha period fulla veliya nillu

Teacher: Indha period fulla veliya nillu, appa dhaan Arivu varum!
Student: Appo neenga paadam solli kodutha arivu varaadha?

Son: appa kaka kaththina virundhaalinga

Son: appa kaka kaththina virundhaalinga varuvaangalam avanga thirumbi poga ethu kaththum?
Father: vera ethu unga ammathaan kaththum..

Pirikka Mudiyaatha Sontham...

Pirikka Mudiyaatha Sontham....!
Marakka Mudiyaatha Bantham....!
Thavirkka Mudiyaatha Uyir....!
Yellame Un "Natpu" Mattume.

Dad:Exam epdi eluthuna?

Dad:Exam epdi eluthuna?
Son:1st Qstn eluthala,
3rdQ marandhuten, 4th, 5thQ elutha maranduten
Dad(kovama): apo Q.2?
Son:adha choicela vittuten

KAVITHAI: Kovil silaigal

KAVITHAI:
Kovil silaigal anaithum asaiyaamal irukka oru Samy silai mattum nagara kandaen. kovilai suttri varum en "AMMA"

"Kaatrum isai aagum vaasithaal"

"Kaatrum isai aagum vaasithaal",
"Vaarthaigalum kavithai aagum"
Yosithaal
"Indha ulagame Natpaagum, Neasithaal"..!
So love all friends..

Pongum Pongalai Pola.!

Pongum Pongalai Pola.!
Thithikkum Karumbai Pola..!
Manjalin Manam Pola..!
Ungalin Vaalkkai Thithippodu Amaiya En Iniya Pongal Vaalthukkal..

Oru Boy Suicide Panna Ponnaan

Oru Boy Suicide Panna Ponnaan, but avan saagala
Why?
Avan Kadhalicha Ponnu Apothan Antha Varthaya Sonna
Antha Vaartha?
Enaku Oru Sister Iruka

Nalla idhayangalai paarpadhu kadinam.!

Nalla idhayangalai paarpadhu kadinam.!
Nalla idhayathudan paesuvadhu adistam.!
Nalla idhayathudan Natpu vaipathu varam!
I am very lucky..

Principal: Namma Collegela

Principal: Namma Collegela Sumaara Yethanai Girls Irupaanga?
Student: Yella Girlsum Sumaarathaan Irupaanga Sir..!
-
*Maattu Pongal vaazthukal*

Kalyana virunthu thaan Analum kai nanaikavillai.

Kalyana virunthu thaan
Analum kai nanaikavillai..
Kangal kalangi ninraen
Karanam
Soru theenthu pochu
Ovvoru manusanukum ovvoru feeling

Natpukkul paasam irukkalaam.

Natpukkul
paasam
irukkalaam.
Sogam
irukkalaam,
Sandai irukkalaam,
Santhosham irukkalaam,
Aanaal
Msg mattum
anuppama irukka koodathu.

Teachr:Vinai vithaithavan vinai arupan

Teachr:Vinai vithaithavan vinai arupan. Thinai vithaithan thinai arupan
Stnt: Naanga ethaumey vithaikalaye neenga yaen ippadi arukirenga
T:??

Sunamiyil petrorai ilandha siruvanin

Sunamiyil petrorai ilandha siruvanin Kavidhai:
"Yei.. Kadale nee eththanai murai alaiyaha en kaalil vilundhaalum unakku mannippe kidaiyaadhu"!

Uravum Nirantharamalla

Uravum Nirantharamalla
Pirivum Nirantharamalla
Nee Anbaaga Palagiya
Antha iniya Ninaivugal
Mattume Nirantharam Enakku...

Lover'um Cellphone

Lover'um Cellphone'um onnu.
Bcoz rendumae kaiku vantha piragu thaan thonum..
Innum konja naal wait panni irundhaal nalla model kidaichirukkum.

Doctor: Pallu eppadi vilunthuchu?

Doctor: Pallu eppadi vilunthuchu?
Man: Atha yarkitayavadhu sonna meedhi pallum kottidumnu en wife sonna doctor.
Dr: ???

Nice lines: Unnai Vittu Sirantha Ondru

Nice lines:
Unnai Vittu Sirantha Ondru
Pirinthu Sendraal Kavalai
Padaathe...
Athai Vida Sirantha Ondru Unnai Vanthu
Serum..

Tamil True Fact:

True Fact:
100kg arisi moottai thookuravan adhai vaanga mudiyala..!
100kg arisi vaanguravan adhai thooka mudiyala..!
Idhu dhaan uzhagam.!

Coconut" layum thanni irukku.

"Coconut" layum thanni irukku.
"Boomi" layum thanni irukku
Adhukkaaga coconut-la bore poda mudiyaathu boomila straw poda mudiyaathu.
Eppudi..

Pirakum pothu naan ethaiyum kondu varavillai..

Pirakum pothu naan ethaiyum kondu varavillai...
Aanal naan irakkum pothu kandipaaga kondu selvaen... Paasamaana un "Natpin" ninaivugalai.

Boy: Ungappa kitta nethu thairiyama poi naan

Boy: Ungappa kitta nethu thairiyama poi naan unga ponna LOVE panrennu sollitten
Girl: Romba kovapattara?
B:Illa,enna romba parithaabama paatharu

LKG Girl: Dai, Enga Appavuku I.G varaikum theriyum

LKG Girl: Dai, Enga Appavuku I.G varaikum theriyum en kitta vachukatha!
LKG Boy: Enga Appavuku 'Z' varaikkum theriyum nee engitta vaal Aattaatha

Naan Kadavulidam Varam Kaetaen.

Naan Kadavulidam Varam Kaetaen.
Unnai Ninaikum Podhellam Nee Kan Simitta Vendum Endru.
Yosithu Paar, Naan Unnai Ethanai Murai Ninaikiraen Yendru

Boy1: Phone la ivlo silent-ah yaarukuda Paesuna?

Boy1: Phone la ivlo silent-ah yaarukuda Paesuna?
Boy2: Sister'da!
Boy1: Appuram ethuku olinju irunthu paesuna?
Boy2: Unnoda Sister'da..

Exam'ku pona kabali 15min'la veetuku vanthutaan

Exam'ku pona kabali 15min'la veetuku vanthutaan
Father: Yenda ivlo seekiram vandhuta?
Kabali: neenga thaana sonneenga Exam la Nee 1st varanum nu

Kaneer enakku pidikum kavalai theerum varai

"Kaneer enakku pidikum kavalai theerum varai"
"Uravugal pidikum adhu unmaiyaaga irukum varai"
"UNNAI enakku pidikum en uyir piriyum varai"

Muthukku sontham sippy...

Muthukku sontham sippy...
Mullukku sontham roja...
Nee yarukku sonthamanalum
un natpu enakke sontham..
*Happy B'day A.R.Rahman*

Arivu" Endra Thalaippil Oru Kavithai Elutha Sonnaargal

"Arivu" Endra Thalaippil Oru Kavithai Elutha Sonnaargal... Naan Unga Peyarai Eluthinaen.....
Summa Room Pottu Adi Pinniputtaanga..

Un Anbu ennum sirayil sikki kondaen, thavarugal seithaal thandithu vidu. Aanaal viduthalai mattum seithu vidaathe.! Un ullathil irunthu.

Un Anbu ennum sirayil sikki kondaen,
thavarugal seithaal thandithu vidu.
Aanaal viduthalai mattum seithu vidaathe.!
Un ullathil irunthu.

Police: Yov! Police Station ku ulla "Maada" Ottittu Vanthurukka?

Police: Yov! Police Station ku ulla "Maada" Ottittu Vanthurukka?
Man: Aiyya Samy Inga Nalla "LAADAM'' Kattu Vaanganu Sonnaanga Athaan Samy

"Oru pennai nesithu paar,

"Oru pennai nesithu paar,
Aval unnai sothithu paarpal"
Aanaal
"Oru nanbanai sothithu paar avan unnai nesithu paarpaan"
bcos avan,
*NANBENDA

Eppothum Marakkaamal iruppathu Anbu alla

Eppothum Marakkaamal iruppathu Anbu alla...
Enna Nadanthaalum Verukkaamal
irupathu thaan Anbu.

Professor: Ennada 20Naala College ku Varala

Professor: Ennada 20Naala College ku Varala?
Student: Enga Appa eppavume solluvanga "Oru Edathukku Adikkadi Pona Mariyaadhai Irukaadhunu athaan

Marangal- Amaithiyaai Irunthaalum kaatru Athai Vittu

Marangal- Amaithiyaai Irunthaalum kaatru Athai Vittu Vaippathillai..!
En Manam Amaithiyaai Irunthaalum-Un Ninaivugal Ennai Vittu Vaippathillai..

Life Romba Fasta pogudhulla

Life Romba Fasta pogudhulla, yosichu paarunga. Neenga Naethu thaan kulicha Maadhiri irukkum, Aana Adhukkulla adutha New Year vandhuduchu.

Nenjai thotta kavithai

Nenjai thotta kavithai:-
Thusi patta kangal'um, unnai Pirintha idayam'um, Yeppothum Kalangi konde irukkum....
Un "Anbu"kaaga..

Today's Thathuvam:

Today's Thathuvam:
Kappalukku kalangarai vilakku
Kalyaanathuku kutthu vilakku
Karthigaiku agal vilakku
chellam.., nee dhinamum palla vilakku..

Mottu illamal Roja illai

Mottu illamal Roja illai...!
Roja illamal Vaasam Illai...!
Vaasam illamal Pookkal illai...!
Un Paasam illamal (naanum) nam natpu illai.T

Ulagam Enna Sollumo Endru

Ulagam Enna Sollumo Endru Kavalai Padaathey....! Un Manathirkku Sari Endru Pattaal Mattum Deepavaliku KULI..! Illaina Pongal ku KULI..!

Nerupinai nesika naan kuliril illai

Nerupinai nesika naan kuliril illai
Nizhalinai nesika naan veyilil illai
Unnai nesika naanum arugil illai
Aanal un idhayathil irukiraen Natpaaga

PRODUCER: Padathoda perai kaettaale

PRODUCER: Padathoda perai kaettaale students ellam adhiranum.
Appadi oru title sollunga.
DIRECTOR: "TODAY EXAM" Okva Sir.

AvaL irukkum varai Eman kooda

AvaL irukkum varai Eman kooda ennai ondrum seiyya mudiyaathu
AvaLai marakkum bodhu Kadavulal kooda ennai kaappatra mudiyathu
AvaL Thaan 'Amma'.

Wife: Darling Naalaiku namma wedding day,

Wife: Darling Naalaiku namma wedding day, idhuvara naan paarkkaadha place ku ennai koottikittu ponga.
HUSBAND: Vaa chellam KitchenKu pogalaam.

Ethir Paarpathai Vida,

Ethir Paarpathai Vida,
Ethir Kolluvathai Katrukol.
Yaen Endraal, Ingu Ethir Paarkum Vazhkai Kidaippathillai,
Ethir Kollum Vazhkaiye Kidaikirathu

En ponnukku vaanamnu paer vachathu thappaa

Man1: En ponnukku vaanamnu paer vachathu thappaa pochu.
M2: yaen?
M1: En thalaiyila idiya pottuttu odipoyitta
*Iniya Putthaandu nalvaazhthukal*

Unnai paarkkamal varushangal odalam. Pesamal mathangal odalam. SmS anuppamal

Unnai paarkkamal varushangal odalam.
Pesamal
mathangal
odalam.
SmS
anuppamal
naalgal
odalam.
But
Un ninaivugal illamal oru nimidam
kuda odaathu!

Feeling kavithai: Thoongum Podhu Unnai Ninaitthu kondu

Feeling kavithai:
Thoongum
Podhu Unnai
Ninaitthu kondu
Thoonguvean!
Yaen Theriyuma,
Moodum Vizhigal
Moodiyae Vittaal,
Un Ninaivodu
Pirivaen..!

Man1: Eranthavarai patri ezthumpothu

Man1: Eranthavarai patri ezthumpothu eyatkai eithinaar'nu ezhuthaama Seyatkai eithinaar'nu ezhuthirukiraiye?
Man2:Avar tatkolai seithukittar sir

Un Uyiril Un Manathil Un Unarvil Un Moochil

Un Uyiril
Un Manathil
Un Unarvil
Un Moochil
Un Ninaivil
Yaar Vendumanalum
Irukalaam.
Aanal Yaarum
illatha Pothu
UNAKAAGA NAAN IRUPAEN.

TEACHER: Dai, Naan inga Naai Maathiri Katthikittu irukaen.

TEACHER: Dai, Naan inga Naai Maathiri Katthikittu
irukaen. Last Bench la oruthana
kaanom..
STUDENT: mam.!
Ungaluku biscuit Vaanga Poi irukaan.

Nalla Idhayangalai Marandhu Vida

Nalla Idhayangalai Marandhu Vida Oru Podhum En Manam Ninaikaadhu....!
Appadi Maranthu Vida Ninaithaal En Idhayam Thudikkaadhu...!

Today's Mokkai

Today's Mokkai:
EB la vela paakura oruthar bank'la account vachiruntha enna account la vachiruppaar?
.
.
.
Current account la thaan vachirupaar

Wife: Pakatthu Veetla Peria Sanda Nadakuthu.

Wife: Pakatthu Veetla Peria Sanda Nadakuthu.
Oru thadava Poi ennanu Parkakoodadha
Husband: Naan Oru thadava Ponadhaala Vandha Sanda thaan adhu

Valkai thantha paadam 1.Ethuvum sila kalam thaan

Valkai thantha paadam
1.Ethuvum sila kalam thaan
2.Ethirparpai kuraithu kondal ematram ondrum perithaga theriyathu
3.Unnai mattume valvil nambu

Kavithai: Theadi paarthaen innamum kidaikka villai,

Kavithai:
Theadi paarthaen innamum kidaikka villai,
En nanbargalai vida azhagaana oru ulagam.
*Advance Putthaandu vaazhthukkal*

Enakum Aasai Thaan. Elloraium Pola Unnudan Pesa, Palaga,

Enakum Aasai Thaan.
Elloraium Pola Unnudan Pesa, Palaga,
Sirika,
Konja,
Azha.
Aanalum Mudiyavillai. Unnudan irunthum.
Ippadikku
"NIZHAL"

Doctor: Neenga innum 2 hr'la sethuduveenga

Doctor: Neenga innum 2 hr'la sethuduveenga, kadaisiya yaaraiyavadu paakka virumbireengala
Patient: vera oru nalla doctor'ai paakanum pls help me

KAVITHAI:- Nilavukkaaga Kaathirukkum Iravin Thavippai Vida.

KAVITHAI:-
Nilavukkaaga Kaathirukkum Iravin Thavippai Vida...
Un Ninaivukkaaga Kaathirukkum En Idhayathin Thudippirku Thaan Vali Athigam....

Amaichar: Arase! porukku pohira neenga

Amaichar: Arase! porukku pohira neenga, christmas thaatha dress'ai yaen eduthuttu poringa?
Arasar: Porula thoathutta pottukittu thappikathaan...

Conductor: Ticket vaangiyaacha?

Conductor: Ticket vaangiyaacha?
Boy: Enga appa solli irukaaru Busla yaaru enna kuduthaalum vaanga koodathunnu..
:D
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Now 2690+mbrs.
Nandri..

Kanna... Cricket-la ball adicha century

Kanna...
Cricket-la ball adicha century
Antha ball unna adicha injury
Paayasathula podurathu munthiri
Innuma thoongura ada chi enthiri..

Nalla Friends Ulla Evanum, Vaalkaiyil

Nalla Friends Ulla Evanum, Vaalkaiyil Thotru Poga Maattaan..
So Naan Thotru Poga Maattaen... Nee Irukkum Varai..!

December 26 Tsunami peralai..

December 26 Tsunami peralai..
5 varudam mudinthu 6vathu ninaivu naal
intha mannai vittu maraintha rojakalukaaga anjali seivom
Pls
Frwd to all.

School Kalata Messages

School Kalata:
Tamil ayya: Thambi..!
'vaai mai' endraal enna..?
Maanavan: 'Vaai mai' endral...
adhu vandhu
adhu vandhu,
LIPSTICK ayya.

Father: Un friend Interview'ku

Father: Un friend Interview'ku Poirukkaan
Nee Pogalaya.?
Son: Chi Chi Naalu Paeru Kaelvi Kaetkira Maathiri Unga Pulla Nadanthuka Maattaan pa..

Kulikkum pothu gavanikka

Kulikkum pothu
gavanikka
vendiya 5 mukkiya
vishayangal
1)
2)
3)
4)
5)
sorry athu kulikiravangaluku matumdhaan. not for u.
Eppudi

Jaipathu thaan vaalkai endraal maranathidam

Jaipathu thaan vaalkai endraal maranathidam naam thorpathu yaen?
Thorpathu thaan vaalkai endraal moodiya imaikal thinam thirapathu yaen?

Mudiyala da saami..!

Boy1: Eppadi da unakku mattum Amaavaasai annaikku Nila theriyudhu?
Boy2: Thanks to VASAN Eye care.!
<<Naanga irukkom>>
Mudiyala da saami..!

Tamil lollu messages

LOLLu Maapillai veetar: Ponnu puduchirunda thaan saapiduvom...!
Ponnu veetar: Ponnu pudichiruku'nu sonna thaan samayalae seivom.

Man: Hello naan theni maavattam

Man: Hello naan theni maavattam KAMBATHIL irunthu paesuraen
Kabali: Saringa keela viluntharathinga irangi vanthu paesunga...
Man: ....???
:D

"Naan Thirumbaatha Payanam En

"Naan Thirumbaatha Payanam En "Maranam".....!!
"Athuvarai Naan Virumbaatha Payanam Un "Pirivu"......!!
Endrum Un Ninaivudan...!

"Inbam" illatha Vaalkaiyai Nee Eppothu Thedi

"Inbam"
illatha Vaalkaiyai Nee
Eppothu Thedi
Selgirayo...
Appothu, "Thunbam"
illatha Vaalkai
Unnai Thedi
Varum.'

Man1: Niruthunga sir,yen padichitu irukura

Man1: Niruthunga sir,yen padichitu irukura pillaya pottu ipdi adikiringa?
Man2:Chumma irunga sir examku kooda pogama ukandhu paduchikite irukan

Pull Meedhu Panithuli Urangukiradhu.

Pull Meedhu Panithuli Urangukiradhu.. Aanaal Panithuliku theriyavillai..
Innum Sirithu Neram Thaan Vaalkai Endru!
So enjoy every Moment of life

Road-la pora ponna paartha, Porikinu solranga.

Road-la pora ponna paartha, Porikinu solranga...
Aanal, Veetla poi ponna paartha, Maappla-nu solranga.!!
Enna koduma sir Ithu..!!

Boy1: Machi ennala avala maraka mudiyala da.

Boy1: Machi ennala avala maraka mudiyala da.
Boy2: Apdina unga parents ta solli marriage panniko da.
Boy1: wait pannu machi, UKG result varattum

Pirakum pothu Thaayai Alavaikirom

Pirakum pothu Thaayai Alavaikirom
Irakkum podhu Anaivaraiyum Alavaikirom
So
Irukum varaiyavadhu pirarai
"SIRIKKA"
vaippom..
That is LIFE

Girl: naan mobile nee sim

Girl: naan mobile nee sim
Boy:oh! Nama 2 perum enikum piriya matomnu solriya,
G: illa, nalla offer vandha vera simcardku mariduvaenu solraen
B:?

Ninaivai Kodutha Aandavan Nimmathiyai

Ninaivai Kodutha Aandavan Nimmathiyai Kodukka Maranthu Vittaan.
Natpai Kodutha Aandavan yaen Nanbargalai Arugil Vaikka Marandhu Vittaan
I Miss U

Eppothum poi endru therinchu solra

Eppothum poi endru therinchu solra
ore oru sentence!
Machi "Inime adutha semesterla irunthu nalla padikkanumda"

Kavithai: "Unnai Thottu sendra

Kavithai:
"Unnai Thottu sendra Thendral, En kadhil vandhu Sonnnadhu, "Innaikum un friend kulikkalai' nu..!!" Yaen pa ipdi yen maanatha vaangura?

En Anbai Un Mugam Paarthu Solla Mudiyaamal Megathai Thoodh

En Anbai Un Mugam Paarthu Solla Mudiyaamal Megathai Thoodhu Vittaen..!
Megam En Anbai Unnidam Vivarikka Theriyamal Azhukirathu, Mazhaiyaaga...

Oruvan thaniya raathiri 12 manikku sudukaattula

Oruvan thaniya raathiri 12 manikku sudukaattula
soap pottu kulichikittu irundhaan.
Yaen theriyuma?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Hamam irukka bayam yaen?

Doctor:che! ivlo kashtapattu operation Panniyum pacienta kaapatha mudiyaliye

Doctor:che! ivlo kashtapattu operation Panniyum pacienta kaapatha mudiyaliye.
Nurse:Loosu payale!
Nee panninathu Operation illa. "PostMortem

Sms Anupa Marappathillai....

Paasamulla Nenjam Palivaanga Nenaipathillai.
Nesamulla Nenjam Nessika Marappathillai..
Priyamulla Nenjam
Sms Anupa Marappathillai....

Teacher: Nehru mama romba nallavaru...

Teacher: Nehru mama romba nallavaru...
Student: Ponga Teacher, avara pathi pesathinga...
Teachr: yaenda?
Studnt: avaru Rojava vachiruntharam

REAL KAVITHAI:

REAL KAVITHAI:
"Poi sollamal Aangal kaadhalipathu illai" ....
Aanaal,
"Unmai sollum podhu Pengal kaadhalai yerpathum illai"...
That is life..

Po ambu po enaku msg pannadhavanga brain la poi kuthu.

>----> >---->
Po ambu po enaku msg pannadhavanga brain la poi kuthu.
<---< <----<
yaen thirumbi vanthuta?
Sorry boss avangakitta brain illa

Lady: Sir Naan Maasamaa Irukkaen....

Lady: Sir Naan Maasamaa Irukkaen....
Manager: Adhukku Enna?
Lady: Illa, Neenga thaan Maasamaanaa Sambalam Tharuvaen nu Sonneenga..
Manager: ??

"Naan Rojavai pola Alaganaval Illai"...!!

"Naan Rojavai pola Alaganaval Illai"...!!
Aanal, En Idhayam Rojavai vida Alaganadu
"Yaen Theriyuma, Athil Unnai pondra nanbargal irupathaal."

Teacher: Naan ithu varaikkum oru kosuva kooda adichathilla.

Teacher: Naan ithu varaikkum oru kosuva kooda adichathilla.
Student: oru kosu innoru kosuva adichathaavo kadichathaavo sariththiram illa sir!

Life na Enna nu theriyumaa...

Life na
Enna nu
theriyumaa...
Paarthiya... Onnume illai...
Aanaalum ethaiyo thaedurom
Ithu thaan vaazhkai...

Unnai Unmaiyaaga Nesipavan Un Thavarugalai Unnidam Solli Viduvaan...

Unnai Unmaiyaaga Nesipavan Un Thavarugalai Unnidam Solli Viduvaan...,
Aanaal Athan Pinnar Avan Unnaku Nallavanaaga Theriya Maataan.
Thats life.

Tamil Cute Kavithai: "Kaneerai naan

Cute Kavithai:
"Kaneerai naan Rasithaen, Ennakkaga nee Azhum podhu!
Athey Kanneerai Veruthaen, Ennaal Ne Azhum Podhu..
That's true Friendship..

Binku: High voltage aalaTV pochu,AC pochu Fridge pochu ellaam pochu

Binku: High voltage aalaTV pochu,AC pochu Fridge pochu ellaam pochu
Man: STABILIZER illaya?
Binku: Nalla vela adhu illai
Iruntha athum Poyirukum

Paakavathar: Isaith thamizh nee seytha arum saathanai...

Paakavathar: Isaith thamizh nee seytha arum saathanai...
Rasikar: Nee izhukkaiyila enakku perum sothanai...

Doctor: Unga thaathaa apaaya kattaththaith thaandalai!

Doctor: Unga thaathaa apaaya kattaththaith thaandalai!
Boy: Vilaiyaadatheenga doctor thaathaavaala eppadi thaanda mudiyum....
Doctor:..?????

Boy1: Newton Thalaila apple Vilunthatharku badhil,

Boy1: Newton Thalaila apple Vilunthatharku badhil,
Thaenga vilunthiruntha
Enna aayirukkum??
Boy2: Physics
konjam easy ah irunthirukkum.

"Silar Sollalam" Kadhalithu paar Idayathin Vali Therium Endru.

"Silar Sollalam" Kadhalithu paar Idayathin Vali Therium Endru.
Aanal Naan solgiren Natpai Nesithu Paar Idayam Endral Enna Enbadhu Unnaku Puriyum

Man: Ethuku railway stationla kaila glass-oda nikiringa

Man: Ethuku railway stationla kaila glass-oda nikiringa?
Pappu: Ipathaan mic-la sonnaanga, Innum satru nerathil
"SARAKKU RAIL" Varumnu...

God: Enna Varam Vendum Kel. Man: Sms padikira Indha Friend

God: Enna Varam Vendum Kel.
Man: Sms padikira Indha Friend Eppavum Ennoda Irukanum.
God: Varam Kaekka Sonna "Sorgathaiyey" Kaekuriyey.

Tamil True Friendship

True Friendship:
Nee Vaadiya Malaraga irunthaal..!!
Nee Uthirum Nerathil, Unnai Thaangi Pidikkum Mannaga Naan iruppaen..!!
Endrum Natpudan Gopi

M.D to staff's: Namma office oru kudumbam maathirinnu sonnaen

M.D to staff's: Namma office oru kudumbam maathirinnu sonnaen athukkaaka ore vadaiya aththanai paerum pichchu saappitarathu asingamaa illa?

Natpae.! unnai sandhikum podhu Naan sindhikkavillai, Ippothu sindhikiraen

Natpae.!
unnai
sandhikum
podhu
Naan
sindhikkavillai,
Ippothu
sindhikiraen
yeppothu
Naam
sandhipom
yendru...
I miss u da

College enpathu Karppanai class room enpathu veathanai subject enpathu sothanai Semester

College
enpathu
Karppanai
class room
enpathu
veathanai
subject
enpathu
sothanai
Semester
enpathu
rothanai
Athil
pass avathu thaan
saathanai

Naan Yeppothum yaaraiyum marappathillai..

Naan Yeppothum yaaraiyum marappathillai.. Kaaranam.. En Ithayathil Rattha Narambugalai Vida.. Natpin Narambugale Athigam..
Kaalai VanakaM

Binku: Neenga ezhuthina marundu enththa kadaiyillai'yum kidaikala doctor.

Binku: Neenga ezhuthina marundu enththa kadaiyillai'yum kidaikala doctor.
Doctor: Athu en veettu palacharakku kadai listyyaa.

Police: Unakku naalai kaalai 5 maniku thooku thandanai

Police: Unakku naalai kaalai 5 maniku thooku thandanai
Binku: Ha ha ha
Police: En sirikira?
Binku: Aiyo aiyo naan endirikirathe 8 maniku thaan!

Kadhal joke" Boy: Naa saapidum pothellam unna thaan nenaipaen.

Kadhal joke"
Boy: Naa saapidum pothellam unna thaan nenaipaen....
Girl: Naa kai kaluvum pothellaam unna thaan nenaipaen..

Lovely Lines: Vinnill Irukkum Nilavukkum Oru

Lovely Lines:
Vinnill Irukkum Nilavukkum Oru Naal Vidumurai Undu...!
Aanaal Ennill Irukkum Unakku Endrum Vidumurai Illai...!

Paarthu kondirukum natpai vida kaathu kondirukum natpukutha

Paarthu kondirukum natpai vida kaathu kondirukum natpukuthaan paasam athigam..
Kaathirupathum sugam thaan unnai pondra nanbargalin natpukaaga.!

Anbukkum Asaikkum ore oru vithiyasam...

Anbukkum Asaikkum ore oru vithiyasam...
Oruvarai pidikka karanam irunthal athu "Asai"
Karanam illamal oruvarai pidithirunthal athu "Anbu"

Onnu "EXAMS" Jokes

Onnu
"EXAMS"
innonnu
"ATHODA RESULTS.."

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Manithan padachathile kodumaiyaana rendu visayam.

Manithan padachathile kodumaiyaana rendu visayam.

Yaaravathu Singam varuthu, Puli varuthu'nu Sonnaa,

Yaaravathu
Singam varuthu,
Puli varuthu'nu Sonnaa,
Udaney Payanthu Odaatheenga.!
Oru velai
Varuvathu, NAANAA Kooda Irukkalaam.

Thelinthu pona neeril un mugam.

Thelinthu pona neeril un mugam.
Enakko uyir pogum thaagam!
Kai pattaal kalainthu vidum un mugam.
Pogattum uyir un mugathai paarthu kondey

Man: Yaen thalaivarai sait'tu kadai pakkamaaha poha koodathinkringa

Man: Yaen thalaivarai sait'tu kadai pakkamaaha poha koodathinkringa
Man 2: Katchi ah adaku vachiduvaaram.

Kai korthu Nadaka Virumbuvadhu Kaadhal., "Kai Koduthu Thooki Viduvathu

"Kai korthu
Nadaka
Virumbuvadhu
Kaadhal.,
"Kai Koduthu
Thooki Viduvathu
Natpu...
Azhaagana
Kaadhalai Nesipom...
Anbana Natpai
Swasipom.

Question paper paathu Naama alutha

Question paper paathu Naama alutha
adhu avamaanam
Namma answer paper paathu, Yaaro oru professor aludhaa
adhu sarithiram.
Sarithiram padaipom..

Idi idipathu mazhaikaaga,

Idi idipathu mazhaikaaga,
aanaal en idhayam thudipathu....
Thudipathu...
Romba feel panna vendam.,
athu thudipathu enakaaga thaan..

Kavithaigalai vaasippathu mattumalla...

Kavithaigalai vaasippathu mattumalla...
Nesippathum sugamthaan..
Naan nesikkum azhagaana kavithai un 'Anbu'
Mattum thaan..

Nijangal " tharum santhosathai vida

" Nijangal "
tharum santhosathai vida
" Ninaivugal "
tharum santhosam athigam..!
" Nijangal "
nilaippathillai,
" Ninaivugal "
alivathillai...

Man: sir enakku nalla ponna paarunga

Man: sir enakku nalla ponna paarunga
Broker: Eppadi patta ponnu venum
Man: Adakkamaana ponnu venum
Broker: Appo vaa sudukaattuku povom...

Painful Kavithai: Rojavai Parikum Pothu

Painful Kavithai:
Rojavai
Parikum Pothu
Undaana
Mullin
Kaayam..
Aval
Vaanga
Marutha
Pothu thaan
Valithadhu.!

Man1: Ivar poli doctor pola irukkaar.

Man1: Ivar poli doctor pola irukkaar.
Man2: Yaenda apdi solra?
Man1: kaachal adikuthunu pona kaachal oda samaathaanam aaha solluraaru da..

Vellum varai tholvi..!

"Vellum varai tholvi..!
"Sirikum varai kanneer....!
"Uthirum varai pookal....!
"Marayum varai Nilavu....!
"Maranam varai Un Natpu"

Nizhal kooda Ennai vittu pirium

"Nizhal kooda Ennai vittu pirium
"IRAVU"
Nerathil"...!!!
Aanaal Un Ninaivugal Ennai vittu piriyaathu
"ENTHA"
Nerathilum...

Thalaivar'ai yaen yelaarum stage'la kallaala adikiraa

Thalaivar'ai yaen yelaarum stage'la kallaala adikiraanga.?
Running Race'la first vantha oru ponnuku OODU GAALI'nu pattam koduthitaar..

ROJA pu vaadum MALLIGAI pu vaadum

ROJA pu
vaadum
MALLIGAI pu
vaadum
MULLAI pu
vaadum
THAALAM pu
vaadum
Aanal,
Vaadatha Pu..?
Un-SIRIPU
EN- ANBU
Nam- NATPU.

Sardar: Weightaana Padippu Padichum, Vela Kedaikala..

Sardar: Weightaana Padippu Padichum, Vela Kedaikala...
Man: Appadi Enna Weightaana Padippu Padicha..?
Sardar: Pre(Kg), L(Kg), U(Kg)
:-P;-(:-P

Yaarai Nee Veruthaalum,

Yaarai Nee Veruthaalum,
Unnai mattumaavathu Nesika katrukol. Aanal,
Intha Ulagileye miga miga sirantha Kadhal-Unnai Nee Nesipathuthaan.

Son: Naan School poga maataen

Son: Naan School poga maataen
Mom: enda?
Son: vela seiya poraen
Mom: UKG padichittu enna velai seiya pora?
Son: LKG girlsku tuition edukka poren

Vaazkai Enbadhu Mottukkal Nirambiya

Vaazkai
Enbadhu Mottukkal Nirambiya
Malar Thottam.
Nee
Sirikkum
Pothu Mattume
Adhil Pookkal Pookkiradhu.
So don't miss ur Smile.

Semester kavidhai:

Semester kavidhai:
"Irakkam illadha kelvigalukaaga".
"Urakkam illadha iravugal thevaya"?
So "Dont study
Bit adi"
pataas vedi..

Nice line:- Natpu ennum suriyanai azhi

Nice line:-
Natpu ennum suriyanai azhikkavum mudiyaathu..!
Nanbargal ennum
Natchathirangalai Ennavum mudiyaathu.....!
Friends rockz.

Exam neram.! Room oram.! Raathiri neram.! Book'a moodurom

Exam neram.!
Room oram.!
Raathiri neram.!
Book'a moodurom.!
Vidiya vidiya thoongurom.!

Unakku thunbam vanthaal athai

Unakku thunbam
vanthaal athai
un Nanbanidam sollathe..! Thunpathidam
Soll Enakku
Nanbarkal Irukirarkal
Endru..!"

Mandiri: Manna! Porukku thayaraga

Mandiri: Manna! Porukku thayaraga solli pakkathu naatu arasan SMS anupiyullan, enna seivathu?
Pulikesi: "MSG sending failed" endru thirupi anupu

Kallarai kaadhal vaasagam:

Kallarai kaadhal vaasagam:
"Nodiku nodi ninaikum unnai eppadi marappathu endru
theriyaamal thaan.......
urangivittaen intha kallaraiel"....

Nee Nesikum Idhayathil pala Aandukal

Nee Nesikum Idhayathil pala Aandukal vaalvathai vida Unnai Nesikum Idhayathil sila Nodikal vaalnthu paar ANBIN Sugam theriyum.

Man:- Enna Kaalailaye monkey kuda walking ga

Man:- Enna Kaalailaye monkey kuda walking ga?
Kabali:- Hello Mr. Ithu monkey illa dog.
Man:- Naan DOG kitta kaetean
:D
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Nee Vidum Pattam Kuda Uyarathil Paraka Marukirathu..., Athukum Ennai pola

Nee Vidum Pattam
Kuda Uyarathil
Paraka Marukirathu...,
Athukum Ennai pola
Unnai vittu Vilaki (pirinthu) sella Manam illayo..

Udhirntha Roja Pookalai Serkkavum Mudiyath

Udhirntha
Roja Pookalai
Serkkavum
Mudiyathu..!
Unnodu
Malarntha
En natpai
Pirikkavum
Mudiyathu..

Man1: Ethukunga paiyana pottu adikinga?

Man1: Ethukunga paiyana pottu adikinga?
Man2: Deepavali'ku cap vedikka saatha thuppaaki vendaamam.. A.K.47 thupaakki vendumam..

Deepangal Jolikka, Pattaasu vedikka, Pudhu Thuni Udhuthi,

Deepangal Jolikka,
Pattaasu vedikka,
Pudhu Thuni Udhuthi,
Magilchiyudan andha naalai neengal kondada,
En Iniya
Deepavali Vaazthukal

Natpu Vs. Sontham Sontham enbathu panithulipola,

Natpu Vs. Sontham
Sontham enbathu panithulipola,
nodi poluthil marainthuvidum
Aanaal natpu enbathu aagaayam pola,
endrume nilaithu irukkum.

Ponnu pudicha LOVE pannunga, Arrear vacha CLEAR pannunga,

Ponnu pudicha LOVE pannunga, Arrear vacha CLEAR pannunga, Ennoda SMS'kal pudichiruntha unga friendsa intha group la JOIN panna sollunga...

"Oru pennidam un Idhayathai kodu

"Oru pennidam un Idhayathai kodu
Athai aval udaithu
Tharuvaal.":)
"Udaintha idhayathai Nanbanidam kodu
Athai avan otta
Vaithu tharuvaan..:-)

Endro orunaal naan Azhuthadhai

Endro orunaal naan Azhuthadhai ninaithal indru sirippu varum,
(Kaadhal)
Endro naam sirithadhai ninaithaal indru azhugai varum,
(Natpu)

Tamil Feeling kavithai: Engu paarthaalum kathalarkal...

Feeling kavithai:
Engu paarthaalum kathalarkal...
Ennaithan kathalika yaarum illai endru thirumbinal ennaium kathalikirathu
En Nizhal...

Sardar: Doctor ennoda wife 1lit petrol kudichitta

Sardar: Doctor ennoda wife 1lit petrol kudichitta neenga thaan kaappathanum.
Doctor: No problem, 60km oda sollunga petrol theenthudum!

Uravu endru Sollavillai Unnai... Uyir endru thaan Solgiraen..

Uravu endru Sollavillai Unnai...
Uyir endru thaan Solgiraen..
Marandhum Pirindhu Vidathey...
Irandhu Viduvaen...
Endrum Natpudan....

Ungalukku Enna Kastam Irundhaalum

"Ungalukku Enna Kastam Irundhaalum" "Enna Thunbam Irundhaalum" Ennidam Phone Panni Sollunga.. Enakku "Incoming Free" thaan.

Azhaagana uruvagal "oru nimida santhosathai thaan tharum".,

Azhaagana uruvagal "oru nimida santhosathai thaan tharum".,
But,
Anbaana ullangal "aayull varai santhosathai tharum".
Unnai pola.

Oru pennai paarthu nilavai paarthaen Nilavil Oli Illai

Oru pennai paarthu nilavai paarthaen Nilavil Oli Illai
-ithu old.
Oru pennai parthu
Mobile i parthen
Mobile il balance
Illai.

Ennai vida mukiyamaana Uravugal Unakku Irukkalaam.!

Ennai vida mukiyamaana Uravugal Unakku Irukkalaam.!
Aanalum ithai Padikkum
Sila Nodigal ennai mattum Ninaikirai Athu pothum enakku.

Boy: Unga medical shopla ella marundum kidaikuma?

Boy: Unga medical shopla ella marundum kidaikuma?
Shop Keeper: ella marundhum kidaikum!
Boy:appa 1 kilo vedi marundhu kodu..

Man1: Intha bankla Kabali watch man ah

Man1: Intha bankla Kabali watch man ah irukkaaney yaen?
Man2: Avan thirudina panatha inga thaan deposit panni vachirukkaan...

Siragukal Illatha Paravaiyin Valkaiyum...! Natpu Illatha

Siragukal Illatha
Paravaiyin
Valkaiyum...!
Natpu Illatha
Manithanin Valkaiyum...!
Artham illatha
Valkai....!
By
Ungal Natpin Siragil
Oru Iragu.

Ella Pengalukkum Ennai pidikkum,

-Ella Pengalukkum Ennai pidikkum,
-Aanal Yaaridamum Ithuvarai sonnathillai
- I LOVE U -
-Ada,
Naa illinga.

Sema Punch Dialogue

*Sema Punch*
Bullet thulaikkaatha Idhayathayium, Pennin Punnagai thulaitthu vidum...
So Ponna paakkama polappa paarunga...

Manithanukku "pirachanai" illaina, kadavulukku

Real punch:
Manithanukku
"pirachanai"
illaina,
kadavulukku
"Archanai"
illai!...
Kaalai Vanakkam

Night Punch:- Vidiyum Varai Thoonguvathu Thookkam Alla..!

Night Punch:-
Vidiyum Varai Thoonguvathu Thookkam Alla..!
Nammaal Mudiyum Varai
Thoonguvathu
Thaan Thookkam.!
So Nallaa
Thoongunga.!

Thief: Unga veetla nagai ellam yenga vachirukaanga?

Thief: Unga veetla nagai ellam yenga vachirukaanga?
Baby: Ice cream vaangithaa solraen.
Thief: Inthaa
Baby: Adagu kadaila.
Thief: Pullayaa Nee?

Thudipathu Yen idhayam, Thudikka Vaippathu Un Ninaivugal...!

Thudipathu
Yen idhayam,
Thudikka
Vaippathu Un
Ninaivugal...!
Yennul
Kalantha
Un natpu,
Yen Uyir
irukkum varai
piriyaathu!

'SIVAJI'nu sonna summa ADHIRUM aana 'EN PERA' solli cella thooki podunga!

'SIVAJI'nu sonna summa ADHIRUM aana
'EN PERA' solli cella thooki podunga!
summa SEDHARUM..
Ithu eppudi..?
Dhil irundha try Pannunga paakalam...

Paaku Marathula Paaku Irukkum, Thaeku Marathula Thaeku Irukkum,

Paaku Marathula Paaku Irukkum, Thaeku Marathula Thaeku Irukkum,
Maa Marathula Maanga Irukkum,
Aana Pana Marathula Panam Irukumaa..!!

Nee thaedum pothu..! un arugil naan illai..! Aanal..!!

Nee thaedum pothu..!
un arugil naan illai..!
Aanal..!!
Nee ninaikum pothu.,
un manasellam
naan iruppaen..!
Un natpu nijam yendraal..!

Wife: Ennanga sorgatthla kanavan-manaivi saernthu vaala mudiyaathame?

Wife: Ennanga sorgatthla kanavan-manaivi saernthu vaala mudiyaathame?
Husband: Athanaala thaandi atha sorgam nu solluraanga
Wife:...????

The sea of births they alone swim

The sea of births they alone swim
Who clench His feet and cleave to Him.

Like senses stale that head is vain

Like senses stale that head is vain
Which bows not to Eight-Virtued Divine.

Who swims the sea of vice is he

Who swims the sea of vice is he
Who clasps the feet of Virtue's sea.

His feet, whose likeness none can find

His feet, whose likeness none can find
Alone can ease the anxious mind

They prosper long who walk His way

They prosper long who walk His way
Who has the senses signed away.

God's praise who tell, are free from right

God's praise who tell, are free from right
And wrong, the twins of dreaming night

Who hold His feet who likes nor loathes

Who hold His feet who likes nor loathes
Are free from woes of human births.

Long they live on earth who gain

Long they live on earth who gain
The feet of God in florid brain.

That lore is vain which does not fall

That lore is vain which does not fall 2
At His good feet who knoweth all.

'A' leads letters; the Ancient Lord

.'A' leads letters; the Ancient Lord
Leads and lords the entire world.

Uranga manamillai, ninaivil NEE..

Uranga manamillai, ninaivil NEE...
Uranginaal vizhikka manamillai kanavil NEE...
Vara vara Pei, Pisaasunga thollai thaanga mudiyalappa...!

"Oru tholviku pin aayiram kaaranagal irukum"...

"Oru tholviku pin aayiram kaaranagal irukum"....
"Anal oru vetriku mun aayiram tholvigal irukum"
Tholvigal patri kavalaipadathe.

Rasikka Therinthavanukku "IRUTTU" kooda

Rasikka Therinthavanukku "IRUTTU" kooda "AZHAGU" Thaan...!
Sirikka Therinthavanukku "SOGAM" Kooda "SUGAM" Thaan..
-

Tamil Morning Punch

Morning Punch:
Brush Pannatha Pallum,
SMS Anupaadha Cellum.
Nalla Valndhadha Sarithramae illa!
Sari
Sms thaan anupala, Pallaavathu vilakunga..

Nice Line: "Sugangalai Pagirnthu Kolvathai Vida

Nice Line:
"Sugangalai Pagirnthu Kolvathai Vida, Sogangalai pagirnthu kollum "ANBU" yendrum Unmaiyanathu.!

Yosiththa Pin Varuvathu "Kavithai",

Yosiththa
Pin Varuvathu
"Kavithai",
Nesiththa
Pin Varuvathu
"Kaathal",
Aanal Nesikkaamalum Yosikkaamalum Varuvathuthaan "Natpu"

Kappale Kavunthaalum Kannathula Kai Vaika Koodathu...

Kappale
Kavunthaalum
Kannathula
Kai Vaika
Koodathu...
Yaen Theriyuma?
Kannathula Kai Vecha
Eppadi Neechal Adikka Mudiyum..

Nee Un Nanbarkalidam

Nee Un Nanbarkalidam
Pesum Podhu Ennai Marandhu
Vidukirai...
Ippadiku

Girl: Namma Lovekku Veetla Permission

Girl: Namma Lovekku Veetla Permission Kudutha Kalyanam Panrom,Illana Suicide Panrom
Boy: Rendum Onnuthane Apuram Yethuku Ivlo Feel Panra!
Girl:?

Unnai kaakavaikum uravai vida unaka

Unnai kaakavaikum uravai vida unakaaga kaathu kondirukum uravai Nesi.......
Endrum Nee Thedum inbam unnidam vandhu serum....

Tamil Rocking Lines:- Unakkaaga

Rocking Lines:- Unakkaaga Uyiraiyum Kodupaen Yenbathai Vida,
Unnudan sernthu Naanum ARREAR vaipaen... Yenbathey, Unmaiyaana NATPU..

En Maranam Kooda Avalukku Theriyamal Paarthu Kollungal.

En Maranam Kooda
Avalukku Theriyamal Paarthu Kollungal.
Yaen Endral,
En Netriyil
Ulla Oru Rubaai Kaasukkum recharge seiya solluval

Man:Sir! enga veetu TV'la codu coda theriyuthu..!

Man:Sir! enga veetu TV'la codu coda theriyuthu..!
SARDAR: Ippa Solli Enna Pandrathu
TV vaangum
Pothey unruled
TV'nu keatu vangiIrukanum.!

Father: Nethu raathri padichannu sonniye

Father: Nethu raathri padichannu sonniye Aana un roomla light yeriyalaye...?
Son: padikkira interestla atha
kavanikalapa...

Wife: Ennanga TV la serial paarthuttu ladies maadhiri aluringa...?

Wife: Ennanga TV la serial paarthuttu ladies maadhiri aluringa...?
Husband: Nalla paarudi, naan paakkradhu serial illai, namma kalyaana CD

Thavippu: "Jannal oratthil Payanam" Aanalum Rasika mudiyavillai.. Kaaranam "Conductor idam En Sillarai baakki" Ivan tharuvaana maatana??

Thavippu:
"Jannal oratthil Payanam"
Aanalum Rasika mudiyavillai..
Kaaranam

"Conductor idam En Sillarai baakki"
Ivan tharuvaana maatana??!!

Man 1: "Ethuku conductor kitta

Man 1: "Ethuku conductor kitta antha periyavar sanda podrar?"
Man 2: "Conductor antha periyavar kitta 'innum ticket vangalaya?' nu kaettaaram!"

Kavithai: "Malare Un meedhu

Kavithai:
"Malare Un meedhu Irukkum thuligal panithuli Endru Ninaikathey
Nee Vaadaamal Irukka Naan Sindhiya Kaneer thuligal
by Megam.

Sardar: Enna machaan, romba nala

Sardar: Enna machaan, romba naala sms ah kaanom...!
Sardar2: Maapla, Sathiyama naan edukalada, Nalla thaedi paaru...!
:D
2100+mbrs

Manasukkulla niraya irukkum aana ezhutha varathu, athu

Manasukkulla niraya irukkum aana ezhutha varathu, athu
"LOVE LETTER"
Manasula onnumey irukkathu aana athihama eluthuvom, athu
"SEMESTER".

Kavithai: Karai meethu Aasai konda

Kavithai:
Karai meethu
Aasai konda
Meenukkum!
Pennin Meedhu
Aasai konda
Aanukkum
Mudivu
Ondru dhaan!
# MARANAM #

Wife: Ungalukku Rani nu Erkanave Oru

Wife: Ungalukku Rani nu Erkanave Oru wife Irukkanu Yaen Enkitta Sollala?
Husband: Sollalaya?
Unna 'Rani' Maadhiri Vechuppennu Annaikke Sonnane!

Kealvi Kuri (?) Pola Kuniyathey,

Kealvi Kuri (?) Pola Kuniyathey,
Acharya Kuri (!) Pola Nimirndhu Nil,
Arai Pulliyaai (,) pola Thayangathey,
Mutru Pulli(.) Pola Mudivedu...!

Ala vaipathu AVAL Endru therinthum,

Ala vaipathu AVAL Endru therinthum,
Adam Pidikirathu EN kangal,
Avalaithaan kaana vendum
Endru,
That is
"KOLUPPU"...

Nanbargal yepodhum onnukulla onnu,

Nanbargal yepodhum onnukulla onnu,
Avanga pirinja adhuku Karanam ponnu!
Pallavan bus colour pacha,
Oru ponnu pinnadi pona nee Edukanum picha!

"En ninaivu" vandhaal

"En ninaivu" vandhaal,
"Ennai"
thedathae
"Un ithayathai"
thottu paar
"Naan"
thudipaen
"Unnai" ninaithu kondu....

Kadarkarai Manalil Un Peyarai Ezhudhi vaithaen,

Kadarkarai Manalil Un Peyarai Ezhudhi vaithaen,
Alai vanthu
Adithu Sendrathu, Amaidhiyaaga Nindraen..
Un Peyaraavadhu
kulikattum Endru..!

Neengal 'Blood donation'

Neengal 'Blood donation' seiya virumbinaal, adhai highway road'il seiyaadhirgal.
Blood bank'il seiyungal.
Medhuvaaha vaaganaththai ottungal.

Mugam Paarkamal Irundhaalum,

Mugam Paarkamal Irundhaalum,
Kural Ketkaamal Irundhaalum,
Unmaiyaana Natpu Endrum Thodarum...
-
Now 2000+members
Ungalathu aatharavitku nandri..

Kanavugal pookkum naeram

Kanavugal pookkum naeram
kavalaigal udirum naerum
manathai moodamal vizhigalai moodi siru urakkam kolvom...
Iniya Iravu

A bad day at work is better

A bad day at work is better than a good day in hell.
Happy May Day..

God give me work, till my life shall end

God give me work, till my life shall end
And life, till my work is done.
Happy May Day..

1st Day ov May iz celebrated as Labour Day. Happy May Day..

The 1st day ov the month of May
is celebrated all over India
as a spring fertility festival
to honour goddess spring
Happy 1st May Day
1st Day ov May iz celebrated as Labour Day.
Happy May Day..

Happy labor day..

Let’s celebrate the labor
That built up this great land
From field to field to desk to desk
They built it hand in hand
Happy labor day..

Happy May Day SMS messages

I wish all People living in World,
Happy May Day
On this May Day Lets Unite
Happy May Day

"PAASAM" endra mobile ungalidam irukkumvari..

"PAASAM"
endra
mobile
ungalidam
irukkumvari..
"NATPU" endra en
SMS
vanthu
kondae
irukum.
My dear friend.

Birds yellam yaen veli naatla irundhu inga parandhu varuthu theriyuma?

Birds yellam yaen veli naatla irundhu inga parandhu varuthu theriyuma?
Yaen?
Because nadanthu vantha romba late aagum.:D

Sir: Ulagam oru naadaga medai. adhil naamellam nadigargal.

Sir: Ulagam oru naadaga medai. adhil naamellam nadigargal.
LKG BOY: Sir enaku 3rd bench Divya va jodiya podunga.

Husband: Phone varuthu naan veetla illanu sollu

Husband: Phone varuthu naan veetla illanu sollu
Wife: Ok!
Wife: Hello Avar veetla irukkar
Hus: Yaendi sonna?
Wife: Ayyo Adhu ennoda lovernga.

Yosiththa Pin Varuvathu "Kavithai"

Yosiththa Pin Varuvathu "Kavithai"
Nesiththa Pin Varuvathu "Kaathal"
Aanaal Nesikkamalum Yosikkamalum Varuvathuthaan
"Natpu".......

Yaar Manasula yaaru.... Milk manasula thayir.

Yaar Manasula yaaru....

Milk manasula thayir!

Thayir manasula moar!
Moar manasula yaaru?
Vera yaru....
Nee thaan
"VENNAI"...

Thevai Padum Podhu Unnai Ninaippavan Nanban Kidaiyaathu,

"Thevai Padum Podhu Unnai Ninaippavan Nanban Kidaiyaathu,
Nee Vendaam Endru Ninaithaalum Unnaiye Ninaithu Kondiruppavan Thaan Unmaiyana Nanban"

Nijangalai Vida Ninaivugal Thaan Inimaiyanathu.

Nijangalai Vida Ninaivugal Thaan Inimaiyanathu. Yaen Endral Nijam Enbathu Sila Nimidam Thaan. Aanal Ninaivugal Endrum Nirandharam...

Appa: "Appa solradhai kekanum. illaina urupada mudiyaadhu!"

Appa: "Appa solradhai kekanum. illaina urupada mudiyaadhu!"
Magan: "Adhuku ippo feel panni enna use? Thaatha sollum podhey nee ketrukanum!"

Nee enakku msg pannama irunthaalum,

Nee enakku msg pannama irunthaalum, Unnaiyum oru manusana mathichi unakku yaen msg pandraen theriyuma.
Because nee en
Nanbaen da..:-)

Uyir pogum nerathilum un mugam parthu

Uyir pogum nerathilum un mugam parthu
uyir priya vendum endru ninaikum uravu KADHAL
Uyir pogum pothum uyir koduthu kaaka thudikum uravu NATPU

Nilavu Vinnai Thodum Nerathil,

Nilavu Vinnai Thodum Nerathil,
Natchathirangal
Kan simittum Iniya Velaiyil,
Thookkam Un Kangalai
Thaluvum Mun
Power Cut
Enna koduma sir ithu.

"Nanbarkal" yaarum meendum pirappathillai.. "Natpugal"

"Nanbarkal"
yaarum
meendum
pirappathillai..
"Natpugal"
endrum
Irappathillai..
"Un natpai"
orupothum
naan
"Marappathillai"

Manasukkulla niraya irukkum aana elutha varathu,athu

Manasukkulla niraya irukkum aana elutha varathu,athu
"LOVE LETTER"
Manasula onnumey irukkathu aana athihama eluthuvom,athu
"SEMESTER"

Maths Exam: Sir: Enda exam Eluthaama dance aadittu iruka?

Maths Exam:
Sir: Enda exam Eluthaama dance aadittu iruka?
student: Neenga thaana sir sonneenga.
Neenga podra ovvoru stepkum Mark undu'nu.!

"Nooru" Varudangal Vaalum "Manithan" Aluthukonde Pirakiraan.

"Nooru" Varudangal Vaalum "Manithan" Aluthukonde Pirakiraan.
Aanal,
Silamani Neram Vaalum "Pookkal" Sirithu Kondu Pookinradhu.
So Be Happy..!

Patient: Doctor theriyama sim card mulunkittaen

Patient: Doctor theriyama sim card mulunkittaen
Dr: velia eduka 100 rupa aagum
Patient: appa vendam athula 10 rupathaan balance irukku.

Anbil ne singam Arivil ne NARI Alagil ne ANNAM

Anbil ne
singam
Arivil ne
NARI
Alagil ne
ANNAM
Porumayil ne
AAMAI
Vegathil ne
PULI
Panbil ne
MAAN
Mothatil neenga Manusa jenmame illa.:D

Kadavulum manithanaaga piranthaal

Kadavulum manithanaaga piranthaal, Avarum aasai padathaan seivaar, Unnidam Natpu Kolvatharku.

"Vettri Varum Varai Kuthirai Vegathil Odu"

"Vettri Varum Varai Kuthirai Vegathil Odu"
"Vettri Vantha Piragu Kuthiraiyai Vida Vegamai Odu"
Appothu Thaan Un Vettri Unnidam Nilaithirukkum.

Son: Vayiru valikuthu pa.

Son: Vayiru valikuthu pa.
Dad: Vayithula onnum illana appadi thaan valikum.
Son: Appo, nethu ungaluku thala valinu sonningalei.Pa.
Dad: !!??.

Husband: Innaiku busla unnai mathiriyae oru ponna paarthaen.

Husband: Innaiku busla unnai mathiriyae oru ponna paarthaen.
Wife: apparam enna panninga?
Husband: udane irangi, vera busla yeritaen...

Oru sevidan-in Kavithai:- Ellorukkum Naan "Sevidanaaga" Therikiraen!.

Oru sevidan-in
Kavithai:-
Ellorukkum Naan "Sevidanaaga" Therikiraen!.
Aanaal.,
Ellorum Enakku
"Oomaiyaaga"
Therikiraargal!
Think positive..

Natpu enbathu.. kallukul irrukkum Sirpam pola... Unarnthavan'ku

Natpu enbathu.. kallukul irrukkum Sirpam pola... Unarnthavan'ku athu Uyir ulla SIRPAM, unarathavan'ku athu verum KAL... En iniya Sirppame...!

Judge: House owner'a yethuku murder pannuney nee?

Judge: House owner'a yethuku murder pannuney nee?
Kabali: Avarthaan adikkadi vanthu "Gaali pannu Gaali pannu"nu Sonaaru. Athaan Gaali pannitaen

Urakkam illatha iravugal irukkalam.,

Urakkam illatha
iravugal irukkalam.,
Aanal.,
Vidiyal illatha iravu endrume illai.!
naalaiya
Vidiyal
Ungkaluku

Nurse: Operation pannumbothu yean thiru thiru'nu mulikaringa doctor?

Nurse: Operation pannumbothu yean thiru thiru'nu mulikaringa doctor?
Dr:Naanum yevlavu neramthaan operation pannura maathiriye nadikirathu.

Teacher: Na ivvalavu neram lesson eduthathula unakku enna therinchathu...

Teacher: Na ivvalavu neram lesson eduthathula unakku enna therinchathu...
Student: Evening tuition porathu nallathunu theriyuthu.
Teacher: ??

Meendum oru jenmam iruppadhu nijamaanal.!

Meendum oru jenmam iruppadhu nijamaanal.!
Nee mattum enakku podhum.!
Uravaaga alla.! uirai tharum natpaaga..

Man: Evlo Thanni Adichaalum Mappu Yera Maatenkuthu

Man: Evlo Thanni Adichaalum Mappu Yera Maatenkuthu Doctor.
Ippo Nee Full Mappuladhaan Irukkada.
Naan Doctor illai, unnoda Appada...:D

Meluguvarthi'ku Uyir kodukka uyir vittadhu thee'kuchi

Meluguvarthi'ku Uyir kodukka uyir vittadhu thee'kuchi, Uyir kodutha nanbanai Ninaithu Ninaithu urugiyadhu Meluguvarthi!
"That's true Friendship

Saadhikka Ninaipavan mattume adhigamaga

Saadhikka Ninaipavan mattume adhigamaga Sodhikka Padugiran!
Pirarai adhigamaaga Nesipavan mattume Oru Silaraal adhigamaaga Kaaya Padugiraan..

Old Man: sir, Ennoda 60'aam Kalyanathuku Police Security

Old Man: sir, Ennoda 60'aam Kalyanathuku Police Security Venum.
Inspector: Neenga Yaarukku Payapaduringa?
Old: Ennoda 59 Pontaatikalukum Thaan

RAGASIYAM

RAGASIYAM:
Ulagam oru
Sutrulaa Thalam.!
Naam Vanthathu
Sutrulaa
Payanam..!
Thirumpi
Selvathu
Nichayam..!
Date
Mattum
"Ragasiyam"

Idhayam Enbathu thudipatharkku mattum alla..

"Idhayam Enbathu thudipatharkku mattum alla..?!!
"Unnai pola Nalla ullangallai
Ninaipatharkkum kooda.

Unmaiyaga nesippavargal meendum kidaippathillai

"Unmaiyaga nesippavargal meendum kidaippathillai"...
"Inimel kidaippavarkal unnaippol nesipparkala
endru-
theriyavillai!
My Dear FRIEND.

Oru Nadigar thannoda Gold Chaina Kadichukitte

Oru Nadigar thannoda Gold Chaina Kadichukitte Irukkaar.
Yaen?
Yosinga!
Theriyalayaa??
Bcoz Avar "Nagai Suvai Nadigar''

Mapilai: Ennanga ponnu kilavi maadhiri iruku

Mapilai: Ennanga ponnu kilavi maadhiri iruku
Pen Veetar: Ada neenga onnu maapla, thamasu pannikittu. Ponnu ulla iruku. Idhu ponnoda thankatchi.

Evvalavu Kobam vanthaalum

Evvalavu Kobam vanthaalum,
Thotru Pogiraen.!
Oru Azhagaana Kuzhanthaiyin Siripil.
Kannaadiyil Naan.!
*Happy Independence Day

Malarntha poovil vandu illai.. Parantha kadalil alai illai

Malarntha poovil vandu illai..
Parantha kadalil alai illai...
Thirandha vaanil kathavu illai..
Sirandha
Anbuku pirivu illai..

Namma Hospital Vilambarathukku Oru Nalla Punch Dialogue Sollu

Dr: Namma Hospital Vilambarathukku Oru Nalla Punch Dialogue Sollu.?
Nurse: "Koottittu Vaanga Thookkittu Ponga"
:D

Kanneer enakku pidikum kavalai theerum varai

"Kanneer enakku pidikum kavalai theerum varai"
"Uravugal pidikum adhu unmayaaga irukum varai"
"UNNAI enakku pidikum en uyir priyum varai.."

Uravu Endru Sollikkolla Yaarum Illavittaalum,

"Uravu
Endru
Sollikkolla
Yaarum
Illavittaalum,
'UYIR'
Endru
Sollikkolla
Oru 'Anpaana idhayam'
Irundhaal
Podhum" unnai pol..

Nee Nesikum Idhayathil pala Aandukal

Nee Nesikum Idhayathil pala Aandukal vaalvathai vida Unnai Nesikum Idhayathil sila Nodikal vaalnthu paar ANPIN Sugam theriyum..!

VANAKKAM NENGAL PAARTHU

VANAKKAM
NENGAL
PAARTHU
KONDU IRUPATHU
UNGA

otta mobile thaan.. Pinna Sun T.v. ya theriyum
Ha! Ha! Ha!

The story of Easter

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. 

Easter tells us that life is to be interpreted

Easter tells us that life is to be interpreted not simply in terms of things but in terms of ideals

What do you call Easter

Q: What do you call Easter
when you are hopping around?
A: Hoppy Easter

resurrection gives my life

The resurrection gives my life
meaning and direction and the opportunity
to start over no matter what my circumstances.

stone was rolled away from the door,

The stone was rolled away from the door,
not to permit Christ to come out,
but to enable the disciples to go in

we have been graven on the palms of his hands.

Jesus cannot forget us;
we have been graven on
the palms of his hands.

universal distribution and of eternal duration.

The cross of Christ
shows us that God’s love
is of deepest descent…
universal distribution and
of eternal duration.

“Christ is risen,” but “I shall rise.

Let every man and woman count himself immortal.
Let him catch the revelation of Jesus in his resurrection.
Let him say not merely, “Christ is risen,” but “I shall rise.

continue to live. Happy Easter!

The Lord came to earth
with a life to give,
so each one of us
may continue to live.
Happy Easter!

Easter is a promise

Easter is a promise
God renews to us in each spring.
May the promise of Easter
fill your heart with peace and joy!
Happy Easter!

Missing you a lot on this Easter.

Missing you a lot on this Easter.
Wishing you were here to celebrate
this holy occasion with me .
Happy Easter

May Lord bless you on this auspicious day of Easter,

May Lord bless you on
this auspicious day of Easter,
and May it be a new beginning
of greater prosperity,
success and happiness.
Wish you a Happy Easter

Easter bring Fun, Easter bring Happiness,

Easter bring Fun, Easter bring Happiness,
Easter bring God Endless Blessings,
Easter bring fresh love…
Happy Easter to You
with all best wishes

Easter messages

Easter says
you can put
truth in a grave,
but it won’t stay there.

Love and Joyfull living. Happy Easter!

The spirit of easter
is all about Hope,
Love and Joyfull living.
Happy Easter!

warmth for your soul on Easter and always! Happy Easter

The budding trees, the new flowers,
and birds that sweetly sing,
whisper to me that it’s Easter.
Here is wishing a warmth for your soul
on Easter and always! Happy Easter

Happy Easter!!!

May the angels protect u…
may the sadness forget u…
may goodness surround u…
and may Allah always bless u…
Happy Easter!!!

May That EASTER Day Brings LOT of Happiness And JOYS in ur LIFE.

Wishing U a Very “HAPPY EASTER”
Wid Luv And Best Wishes..
May That EASTER Day Brings
LOT of Happiness And JOYS in ur LIFE.
May u Live Long LIFE…
And That EASTER day Will comes in UR life Hundred Times…
Remember me in ur prayers..

FIRST 2 WISH U EASTER

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 after 24 hours everyone will wish u but I M THE FIRST 2 WISH U EASTER

Sardar1: Oru naalavadhu correcta 9 manikku office pogalamnnu paarkiren mudiya mattengudhu.

Sardar1: Oru naalavadhu correcta 9 manikku office pogalamnnu paarkiren mudiya mattengudhu.
Srdr2: Enna problem?
Srdr1:Innum velai kedaikkala.

Tholvi vanthaal porumai avasiyam

"Tholvi vanthaal porumai avasiyam"
"Vetri vanthaal panivu avasiyam"
"Ethirpu vanthaal thunivu avasiyam"
Ethu vanthaalum "NANBARGAL" avasiyam.

Maranathai nokki naharum vaalkaiyil nammai

Cute lyrics:
"Maranathai nokki naharum vaalkaiyil nammai vaala solli varpuruthu vathu "Natpum, Unmaiyana Anbum thaan

Vaasikka" therintha viralgalukku thaan theriyum "veenaiyin" arumai,

"Vaasikka" therintha viralgalukku thaan theriyum "veenaiyin" arumai,
"Nesikka" therintha Ithayathukku thaan theriyum "Anbin" arumai..

Nenjil Sogangal Irunthaalum

"Nenjil Sogangal Irunthaalum",
"Kannil Kanavugal Irunthaalum",
"Vaalvil Varuthangal Irunthaalum",
"Endrum En Ninavil NEE Iruppai

Pirinthu Vidum Endru Therindhum

Pirinthu Vidum Endru Therindhum Malarai Sumaka Chedi Maruppathilai..!
Piriyum Poovaga Illaamal..!
Sumakum Chediyaga Irupom Endrum Natpudan..

Naam anaivarum sahothararkal

Naam anaivarum sahothararkal
Jaathikalai marapom
naattai ninaipom
Vanmuraiyai thadupom
Olimikka India'vai valarthiduvom.
Vande maatram.

Evvalavu Kobam vanthaalum,

Evvalavu Kobam vanthaalum,
Thotru Pogiraen.!
Oru Azhagaana Kuzhanthaiyin Siripil.
Kannaadiyil Naan.!
*Happy Independence Day*

Malarntha poovil vandu illai..

"Malarntha poovil vandu illai..
Parantha kadalil alai illai...
Thirandha vaanil kathavu illai..
Sirandha
Anbuku pirivu illai.."

Vilambarathukku Oru Nalla Punch Dialogue Sollu.

Dr: Namma Hospital Vilambarathukku Oru Nalla Punch Dialogue Sollu.?
Nurse: "Koottittu Vaanga Thookkittu Ponga"

Son: Appa chinna veeduna enna pa?

Son: Appa chinna veeduna enna pa?
Father: yaen pa?
Son: therinju vachikkalamnu thaan pa
Father: Theriyama Vachikkita thaan da athu chinna veedu

Ella NAALUM Orey Maadhiri irukkuma...???

Ella NAALUM
Orey Maadhiri irukkuma...???
Kandippa irukkum
444444444444444
Nalla Paathukongo
Ella 'Naalu'm oray maadhiri iruku..!
Eppudi.

Ovvoru Naal Mudivilum naan Varunthugiren.

Ovvoru Naal Mudivilum naan Varunthugiren..
En Vaal Naatgal Kaligirathey Endru Alla..
Un Anbil Naan Vaalum Naatgal kuraigirathey Endru..!

Pirikka Mudiyaadha sontham....!

Pirikka Mudiyaadha sontham....!
Marakka Mudiyaadha Bantham....!
Thavirkka Mudiyaadha Uravu.......!
Ellamey Un "Ninaivugal " mattumey....

Vadivel: Hai dress supera irukku deepavaliku eduthatha?

	03-August-2010
Vadivel: Hai dress supera irukku deepavaliku eduthatha? Parthiban: Illa. Vadivel: Apparam?? Parthiban: Enakku eduthathu...!

1000 Murai vendumanalum muyarchi sei oru

1000 Murai vendumanalum muyarchi
sei oru
ethiriyai
'Nanpanakka'..
Aanal,
oru murai
kooda muyarchi
seithuvidathey
"Un Nanpanai"
ethiriyakka!